VALENTINES 2014 | Kinki & Mambo Restaurants
Invites you to celebrate the day of LOVE with this lavish inspired soiree. This exquisite affair will feature mouth-watering & Champagne paired 3 course New Asian & New Latin inspired cuisine designed uniquely by Chef Amin Takano – Kinki | Chef Ian Baillargeon - Mambo

Thrilling live entertainment including Live Latin Jazz Band–Mambo | Live Vegas Lounge Band- Kinki Your love an inexhaustible cascade of wine, light that illuminates my senses, the earthly splendor of life ~Pablo Neruda



Monday


Winterlude Ottawa January 31 to February 17, 2014 - Try The New Geo Race for iOS on the Rideau Canal.

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Acoustic Open Mic NIght @ The Rainbow Bistro

Kim's Convenience January 22 - February 8, 2014 by Ins Choi NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 1 hour 25 minutes with no intermission.

Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 10PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude


Tuesday


Winterlude Ottawa January 31 to February 17, 2014 - Try The New Geo Race for iOS on the Rideau Canal.

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Peterborough VS Ottawa 67's 7:00pm

Kim's Convenience January 22 - February 8, 2014 by Ins Choi NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 1 hour 25 minutes with no intermission.

Irene's Pub - Trivia Night - Come on down and join us for a pint of Trivia! 7:00pm


Wednesday


Winterlude Ottawa January 31 to February 17, 2014 - Try The New Geo Race for iOS on the Rideau Canal.

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Hump @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

The Darcys with Those Gulls, Trees at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD12.00

The Ottawa Zine Off! @ Pressed - AA/8pm/FREE

Anne Plamondon Les mêmes yeux que toi February 5 - 8, 2014 Arts Court - Theatre | Running time is approximately 50 minutes with no intermission.

Parker Plays Mendelssohn February 5 - 6, 2014 NAC Southam Hall

Kim's Convenience January 22 - February 8, 2014 by Ins Choi NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 1 hour 25 minutes with no intermission.



Thursday


Winterlude Ottawa January 31 to February 17, 2014 - Try The New Geo Race for iOS on the Rideau Canal.

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Irene's Pub - Irene's All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host JOHN CORMIER 9:00 pm - no cover

Zaphod's - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Anne Plamondon Les mêmes yeux que toi February 5 - 8, 2014 Arts Court - Theatre | Running time is approximately 50 minutes with no intermission.

Aakash Odedra Rising February 6 - 8, 2014 NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 1 hour and 15 minutes with intermission.

Parker Plays Mendelssohn February 5 - 6, 2014 NAC Southam Hall

Wesli Band February 6, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Kim's Convenience January 22 - February 8, 2014 by Ins Choi NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 1 hour 25 minutes with no intermission.




Friday

Winterlude Ottawa January 31 to February 17, 2014 - Try The New Geo Race for iOS on the Rideau Canal.

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Sarnia VS Ottawa 67's 7:30pm

The Goodluck Assembly @ Shenkman Arts Centre - AA/19+/8:30pm/$14.50

The Balconies, Say Yes (ex-Alexisonfire), Eagleson @ Ritual - 19+/9pm/$12

IDNS, Fatal Flaw, Split Guts @ Luneta Cafe - 19+/8pm/$5

Dark Transquillity, Omnium Gatherum, Exmortus @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$27

Anne Plamondon Les mêmes yeux que toi February 5 - 8, 2014 Arts Court - Theatre | Running time is approximately 50 minutes with no intermission.

Aakash Odedra Rising February 6 - 8, 2014 NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 1 hour and 15 minutes with intermission.

Watch Canada Go for Gold! February 7 - 23, 2014 NAC Southam Hall Lobby

The Belle Game February 7, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Kim's Convenience January 22 - February 8, 2014 by Ins Choi NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 1 hour 25 minutes with no intermission.


Saturday

Winterlude Ottawa January 31 to February 17, 2014 - Try The New Geo Race for iOS on the Rideau Canal.

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Bronson Novella, The Treble, Cody Allen at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD10.00

Anne Plamondon Les mêmes yeux que toi February 5 - 8, 2014 Arts Court - Theatre | Running time is approximately 50 minutes with no intermission.

Aakash Odedra Rising February 6 - 8, 2014 NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 1 hour and 15 minutes with intermission.

Peter and the Wolf February 8, 2014 NAC Southam Hall

Patricia O'Callaghan sings Leonard Cohen, and more… February 8, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Kim's Convenience January 22 - February 8, 2014 by Ins Choi NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 1 hour 25 minutes with no intermission.



Sunday

Winterlude Ottawa January 31 to February 17, 2014 - Try The New Geo Race for iOS on the Rideau Canal.

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Retro 80's Night @ Barrymore's

Amongst Heroes, Sycamour, Terra Firma, Inhibitors @ Luneta Cafe - AA/8pm/$10

Buckcherry, Bleeker Ridge, 3 Pill Morning @ Mavericks - AA/8pm/$38



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4 Passenger - Let Her Go
5 Pitbull - Timber
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7 Aloe Blacc - The Man
8 A Great Big World & Christina Aguilera - Say Something
9 Lorde - Team
10 Beyoncé - Drunk in Love