Event: Wreck MMA: Road to Glory
Date: April 20th, 2012
Venue: Hilton Lac Lemay

Wreck MMA is excited to announce several key fights for the upcoming event on April 20th at the Casino Lac Leamy in Gatineau, Quebec. In a battle of two elite strikers, Wreck MMA: Road to Glory will be headlined by two UFC veterans as Ottawa's own Mark 'Boots' Holst will take on Gideon Ray. Also on the card, is local favourite Nabil 'The Thrill' Khatib taking on welterweight prospect Brandt Dewsberry Tickets are availablevia Ticketmaster.ca or by calling (613) 755-1111. Buy your tickets now as there are only 1500 seats available and this event will once again sell out!


Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - EAMON McGRATH (Young Canadian Tour) + JACK SPINKS , 8:00 PM CAD8.00

Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - Mystic & Manicure Tuesdays*Featuring complimentary Manicures, Crystal Readings & Cocktail-Tapas specials

Zaphod's TuesdaysIndustrial Strength - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night. Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Woe, Is Me, The Channel 4 News Team, Preminent, Of Reverie @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6:30pm/$14

White Lung, Hand Cream, Caymans @ babylon - 19+/8pm/$8

National Arts Centre - Alvin Ailey. American Dance Theater Revelations and other works Tuesday | NAC Southam Hall April 17, 2012, 8:00pm

National Arts Centre - Canciones de Amor with Claudia Salguero Tuesday - Wednesday | NAC Fourth Stage April 17 - 18, 2012 7:30pm

Barrie vs Ottawa 67's Playoffs 7:00pm


Wednesday



Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Kinki - Mystic Garden Wednesdays *Featuring Crystal Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu

Mambo - Mystic Garden Wednesdays*Featuring our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu

Zaphod's -KALLE MATTSON + FRANK DERESTI and THE LAKE EFFECT + KALEIGH WATTS, 8:00 PM CAD8.00

The Acacia Strain, Lionheart, No Bragging Rights, Aimless Endeavor, Torn Apart By Wolves @ Mavericks - AA/19+/7pm/$17

Annihilator, Aggressor @ Brass Monkey - 19+/7pm/SOLD OUT

National Arts Centre - Canciones de Amor with Claudia Salguero Tuesday - Wednesday | NAC Fourth Stage April 17 - 18, 2012 7:30pm


Thursday



Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki - Diva Thursdays *Featuring, complimentary Manicures, our 'Aphprodite' inspired menu, & special weekly guests

Mambo - El Barrio Thursdays *Featuring complimentary Tango lessons from 8-10pm & Cocktail-Tapas specials

National Arts Centre - Brandenburg Concerti Thursday - Friday | NAC Southam Hall April 19 - 20, 2012

National Arts Centre - Cie Käfig | CCN Créteil et Val-de-Marne Correria / Agwa Thursday - Friday | NAC Theatre April 19 - 20, 2012


Friday


Wreck MMA: Road to Glory - 7pm - Casino du Lac Lemay - www.wreckmma.com

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 9pm

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Kinki - Unleash Fridays *Featuring DJ Dusty on deck playing his best urban, dance, and retro beats

Mambo - Zona Viva Fridays*Featuring DJ Frederico on deck to serenade & entertain and mingle

Danger, Go Die Scum, Spilt Guts @ Hasselhouse (295 Powell) - AA/7pm/$5

The Watters Brothers, Stuffed Buffalo, Same Old Story @ Renfrew Rec. Centre (67 Argyle st., Renfrew) - AA/7pm/$5

Longshot, Harp & Lyre, Equalizer and more @ Montgomery Legion Hall - AA/19+/6pm/$10/$15

Classic Cocktails - Tasting and Book Signing with Christine Sismondo - 6:00 pm to 8:30 pm - @ The Space Ottawa, 200-139 Bank St. - www.groovygrapes.com

National Arts Centre - Brandenburg Concerti Thursday - Friday | NAC Southam Hall April 19 - 20, 2012

National Arts Centre - Cie Käfig | CCN Créteil et Val-de-Marne Correria / Agwa Thursday - Friday | NAC Theatre April 19 - 20, 2012

National Arts Centre - Les Contes Nomades-Vendeurs de rêves Friday | NAC Fourth Stage April 20, 2012 7:30pm



Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 8 pm & 10:30 pm

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - Suave Saturdays *Featuring DJ Jim Reilly on deck to mix & mingle

Project Mars, Scarecrowz, Brave The Third, Claudia, Dirty Beloved, Innerpiece, A Darker Day, Hellbound @ Flix (51 rue Court, AYLMER) - AA/12pm/OTHER - - bands

Those Gulls, The City Streets, Cold Capital @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/8pm/$7

National Arts Centre - John Geggie with Pat Labarbera, Josh Rager & Nick Fraser Saturday | NAC Fourth Stage April 21, 2012 7:30pm

National Arts Centre - Patrick Huard Saturday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall April 21 - 22, 2012 8:00pm


Sunday


Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Live Music @ Liquor Store Party Bar

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO - Interspersed by HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS with DJ Retardinator

6th Ottawa Community Record Show @ St. Anthony's Hall (523 St. Anthony St.) - AA/11am/$3

Kind of Like Spitting and more @ Raw Sugar Cafe - AA/19+/8pm/$10

Nipsey Hussle and more @ Ritual - 19+/9pm/$35

National Arts Centre - Patrick Huard Saturday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall April 21 - 22, 2012 8:00pm



Mystic Garden Wednesdays *Featuring Crystal Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu

Diva Thursdays *Featuring, complimentary Manicures, our 'Aphprodite' inspired menu, & special weekly guests

Unleash Fridays *Featuring DJ Dusty on deck playing his best urban, dance, and retro beats

Throwback Saturdays *Featuring DJ Sean on Deck playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes



Mystic & Manicure Tuesdays*Featuring complimentary Manicures, Crystal Readings & Cocktail-Tapas specials

Mystic Garden Wednesdays*Featuring our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu

El Barrio Thursdays *Featuring complimentary Tango lessons from 8-10pm & Cocktail-Tapas specials

Zona Viva Fridays*Featuring DJ Frederico on deck to serenade & entertain and mingle

Suave Saturdays *Featuring DJ Jim Reilly on deck to mix & mingle

NORTH AMERICA'S BIGGEST CLOTHING SWAP LANDS IN OTTAWA, MAY 6TH, 2012 12PM-5PM AT MAMBO RESTAURANTE NUEVO LATINO Clothing swaps build community, save money and precious natural resources MONTREAL, March 19, 2012 – The SWAP Team, a non-profit social enterprise based in Montreal, Quebec, announced today the date of its second Ottawa edition of Take Off Your Clothes – a giant clothing swap for charity to be held on May 6, 2012 from 12PM-5PM at Mambo Restaurante Nuevo Latino. theswapteam.org/ottawa

Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!

With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!

Tickets start as low as $12.00 for children 12 years old and under, so call 755-1166 to book your seats now, or visist www.ottawa67s.com for more information.

TO WIN 2 TICKETS. Reply with ''Ottawa 67's'' in the subject line or Direct Message with "67's" on twitter


Allyson Smith has been tickling Canada's comedy scene from the moment she put down the chalk brush and picked up a mic. With her sassy blend of in-your-face stand-up and hilariously insightful commentary, playing to packed rooms is just another day at the office for this former high-school teacher, whose credits include CTV's Comedy Now, MuchMusic's Video on Trial, CBC's The Debaters, the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy Festival and just about everywhere in between.

A natural born entertainer with the pipes to prove it, Allyson was soon leaving locals laugh-drunk in sketchy bars across the prairies. No room was too seedy for Miss Smith.


Rick Currie has been making Canadians laugh for over two decades now. If you haven't seen his stand up live, you've probably heard many of the jokes he's written for Just for Laughsdifferent CBC Radio programs including "Madly off In all Directions", "DNTO" and "The Debaters". Rick is currently a member of the writing team for CBC's "The Rick Mercer Report". He's has been showcased at the Just for Laughs, Winnipeg and St. John Comedy Festivals and is looking forward to the Ha!lifax Festival in April 2012.


TO WIN 4 TICKETS. Reply with '' Absolute Comedy'' in the subject line or Direct Message with Absolute Comedy on twitter

Winston Spear is a unique comedian with a deep deadpan delivery who has been called the King of the Obscure. Although his slightly disturbed sensibility makes him a sure-fire hit, there is a certain charisma that endears Winston Spear to audiences of all ages when he performs.

Winston was a a semi finalist for NBC's Last Comic Standing in 2008 and Winner of the Canadian Comedy Award for Best Stand-up Comic. Winston has been performing in comedy clubs and festivals throughout North America for more than two decades. In fact, comedy once took him to the United Arab Emirates to perform He's appeared a number of times at the Just for Laughs Festival in Toronto and Montreal, the Vancouver International Comedy Festival, and the Halifax Comedy Festival.

TO WIN 2 TICKETS Reply with '' Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott '' in the subject line or Direct Message with Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott on twitter



In Theatres

The Cabin in the Woods
Lockout
The Three Stooges
Detention
Touchback
Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the Seventh Day
Bad Ass
Here
Blue Like Jazz
The Lady
American Reunion
Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope
Damsels In Distress
The Hunter
Keyhole
We Have a Pope
We The Party
Titanic
Goon
Mirror Mirror


Ottawa movie showtimes and reviews link

Opening this Week

The Lucky One - 2012-04-20
Think Like a Man - 2012-04-20
Darling Companion - 2012-04-20
Marley - 2012-04-20
The Moth Diaries - 2012-04-20
To the Arctic - 2012-04-20
Goodbye First Love - 2012-04-20
Citizen Gangster - 2012-04-27
The Five-Year Engagement - 2012-04-27
The Pirates! Band of Misfits - 2012-04-27
The Raven - 2012-04-27
Safe - 2012-04-27
96 Minutes - 2012-04-27
Bernie - 2012-04-27
Headhunters - 2012-04-27
Sound of My Voice - 2012-04-27
The Intouchables - 2012-05-25

Ottawa movie showtimes and reviews link

Top 10 Itunes Downloads

1 Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know
2 Fun. - We Are Young
3 Justin Bieber - Boyfriend
4 One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful
5 Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
6 Flo Rida - Wild Ones
7 The Wanted - Glad You Came
8 Nicki Minaj - Starships
9 Train - Drive By
10 Kanye West - Mercy