Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce

Glow Tuesday's @ Barrymore's

2015 Polaris Music Prize Panel September 8, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Zaphod's - Ottawa Street Lounge - 10pm - is an urban speakeasy cocktail-bar/craft-brew night featuring sounds of the underground. A sophisticated mix of electronic/ urban beats, global grooves, lounge music and maybe some psychedelia, perhaps reminiscent of a Chicago or London (UK) underground social club.

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Bar Rail - Sapporo - Wild Wings - Ring of Fire Roll

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR after the bands.

Eluveitie, Antlion, Dissentient @ Bronson Centre Theatre - AA/19+/7pm/$29.50+

Bigwig, Sidelines, Benevenstanciano @ Ritual - 19+/7pm/$15


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro

Blackbear @ Ritual - 19+/7:30/$15

Irene's Pub - Irene’s Dirty Thirty Extravaganza featuring The Dusty Drifters, Ian Tambly and Patrick Shanks and Friends - 9:30pm

Rob Frayne Dream BigBand September 11, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro- After the bands

In-Flight Safety, Moroccan Sun at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD10.00

Nadia Kazmi, The Cold Chords, Mimi Oz, Trunk @ Pressed - 19+/8pm/$7

PunkOttawa Flea Market @ Bronson Centre Mac Hall

Irene's Pub - Irene’s Dirty Thirty Extravaganza with Pleasure Craft - 9:30pm

The Lake Effect LIVE September 12, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - Super Soul Sundays - 9:30pm


Jean Paul's comedy is culled from his cultural crazy quilt of a childhood - born in Trinidad, raised in Brooklyn and currently residing in Toronto.

"Savage wit and spontaneous combustion combine into an explosive comedic barrage. This cat is fearless. In terms of any kind of act, he works without a net. He is so freewheeling, it's almost psychedelic." - Daryl Jung, NOW Magazine, Toronto

This in itself explains his kaleidoscope of accents. He's funked up, has a twinkle in his eyes, and is deadly articulate. Feeding off the vibe of a room makes his performances electrifying.


Born in Dearborn, MI, just outside of Detroit. Scott started doing comedy in his first year of college. He took on a partner, entered a contest and came in dead last. It took another 10 years to get back on the stage.

After 25 brutal winters in Michigan Scott moved to Houston, Texas and began his way back on the stage with stand-up comedy. Well, as it is stated in the comic rule book, you need to wait tables before you can start doing comedy full time which he did. When the restaurant closed its doors Scott figured this was a good jumping off point, and so started doing comedy full time

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Top 10 iTunes Downloads

1 Justin Bieber - What Do You Mean?
2 The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face
3 The Weeknd - The Hills
4 R. City - Locked Away
5 Silentó - Watch Me
6 Taylor Swift - Wildest Dreams
7 Shawn Mendes - Stitches
8 Drake - Hotline Bling
9 Charlie Puth - Marvin Gaye
10 Rachel Platten - Fight Song