Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - The most electronic of musics Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 11PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Opera Lyra Ottawa The Barber of Seville September 26 - October 3, 2015 - NAC Southam Hall

Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce

Chinese Music Soirée 2015 September 29, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Theatre

Glow Tuesday's @ Barrymore's

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Zaphod's - Ottawa Street Lounge - 10pm - is an urban speakeasy cocktail-bar/craft-brew night featuring sounds of the underground. A sophisticated mix of electronic/ urban beats, global grooves, lounge music and maybe some psychedelia, perhaps reminiscent of a Chicago or London (UK) underground social club.

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Bar Rail - Sapporo - Wild Wings - Ring of Fire Roll

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge

Opera Lyra Ottawa The Barber of Seville September 26 - October 3, 2015 - NAC Southam Hall


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR after the bands.

Craig Ferguson October 1, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Southam Hall

Author & Punisher, Muscle & Marrow, They Grieve @ Mavericks - 19+/7/$8/$10

Oktoberfest Ottawa - Oct 1, 2015 - Oct 3, 2015- Clarke Fields Park, 93 Houlahan St Nepean - www.oktoberfestottawa.com


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro

MYSTARA CD Release October 2, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Revocation, Archspire, Black Fast, Skies Beneath and more @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$16/$20

Oktoberfest Ottawa - Oct 1, 2015 - Oct 3, 2015- Clarke Fields Park, 93 Houlahan St Nepean - www.oktoberfestottawa.com


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro- After the bands

One Eyed Doll, Stiched Up Heart, Run 2 Cover, Greylights @ Mavericks - AA/7pm/$15/$17

Good Riddance, Off With Their Heads, Iron Chic, Fresh Hell @ Ritual - 19+/7pm/$22.50

Opera Lyra Ottawa The Barber of Seville September 26 - October 3, 2015 - NAC Southam Hall

A Great Night Out October 3, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Oktoberfest Ottawa - Oct 1, 2015 - Oct 3, 2015- Clarke Fields Park, 93 Houlahan St Nepean - www.oktoberfestottawa.com


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - Super Soul Sundays - 9:30pm

Isotopes, Mike Krol, Steve Adamyk BAND and more @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$10


Since her comedy debut in 2006 Eman El-Husseini has racked up an impressive list of credits. Travelling across Canada, the U.S and the Middle East she covers a wide range of topics, from how lesbians are the new gentlemen to her parents’ wedding anniversary landing on, you guessed it, September 11th.

The Montreal Gazette describes her as “Fearless and ferociously funny” and named her “The queen of Montreal comedy”. “It’s someone that needs to be discovered. She is really funny. I don’t think that anyone can be disappointed after seeing her perform. As soon as she finishes her first joke, people will already love her.” – Mike Ward


Kate comedy career started as a need to get out of her house. So one night after putting the kids to sleep she ventured into a local comedy club and never looked back! Now, a five-time nominee at the Canadian Comedy Awards and star of her own hour-long comedy special on CTV and the Comedy Network, “Comedy Now.”

Kate Headlines across the country and is a favorite at corporate events. Kate’s corporate career has allowed her the opportunity to host events for the former President, Bill Clinton, Barbara Walters and many others.

She made it to the final round in Toronto for “Last Comic Standing” 2008 season and just recently in Toronto for NBC’s Stand up for Diversity.

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