Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce

Akon, Karl Wolf, B.A.E, Peter Jackson @ Bronson Centre Theatre - AA/7pm/$55

Glow Tuesday's @ Barrymore's

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Zaphod's - Ottawa Street Lounge - 10pm - is an urban speakeasy cocktail-bar/craft-brew night featuring sounds of the underground. A sophisticated mix of electronic/ urban beats, global grooves, lounge music and maybe some psychedelia, perhaps reminiscent of a Chicago or London (UK) underground social club.

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Bar Rail - Sapporo - Wild Wings - Ring of Fire Roll

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge

The Night Watch (Ottawa Instrumental Prog), Ouroboros (Newfoundland Sax Quartet) @ Pressed - AA/7:30pm/$10


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR after the bands.

Alabama Shakes, July Talk @ TD Place - AA/19+/7pm/$49-59.5

Teenage Bottle Rocket, Pears, The Creeps @ Ritual - 19+/8pm/$13

Peter Hum - Alpha Moment CD Launch September 24, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro

Born Ruffians, Weaves @ Ritual - 19+/9pm/$16

Irene's Pub - Beards for Breasts Fundraiser with Still Winter Hills, Jasper Bridge and Ty Hall September 25 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm $10

Steve Berndt Featuring Brian Browne September 25, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

À quoi ça sert d’être brillant si t’éclaires personne September 25 - 26, 2015 NAC Studio


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro- After the bands

Irene's Pub - Celebration Day a Led Zeppelin Tribute band September 26 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm $5

À quoi ça sert d’être brillant si t’éclaires personne September 25 - 26, 2015 NAC Studio

Toronto Comedy All Stars presents: We Know What We’re Talking About September 26, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Opera Lyra Ottawa The Barber of Seville September 26 - October 3, 2015 NAC Southam Hall


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - Super Soul Sundays - 9:30pm

NAC Backstage Access for Culture Days September 27, 2015, 12:00pm NAC - various


From a blue collar background, Nick Beaton cuts through the bullshit of an overly bureaucratic society that takes itself way too seriously. Whether it’s done through his opinionated rants, hard hitting jokes, or his disarming "every man" personality Nick Beaton is a favorite wherever he performs. He has performed on 3 continents, 6 countries, and over 40 cities.

His recent Edinburgh Festival show received glowing five star reviews, from both “Broadway Baby” and “Three Weeks,” the latter of which described him as having, “enviable confidence, timing, and manner of a comedian with decades of experience beyond his years.”


You may very well have seen or heard Todd Van Allen on stage, on TV, on SiriusXM Radio, or on your iPod as host of the “CATP” podcast. Todd has appeared on CBC Radio’s “Definitely Not The Opera” as well as CBC’s “Spark”. He’s also been seen on RogersTV with Val Cole on “daytime toronto", CITY-TV’s “Breakfast Television” with Jennifer Valentyne. You may also have caught him on CBC’s “Test the Nation” as well as SiriusXM’s “Laugh Attack”, “Anything Goes”, and “The Guest Spot”.

He also appeared on a live episode of the world famous podcast “Never Not Funny” with Jimmy Pardo. You may have also heard him voice over dozens of commercials for television and radio.

Todd has appeared in clubs all over Canada and the US. Not only has Todd done the club circuit, but he has also performed at the Just for Laughs #JFL42 Festival in Toronto, Melbourne Comedy Festival in Melbourne, Australia, the 1000 Islands Comedy Festival in Gananoque, and both the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and the Edinburgh Free Festival. He has also performed for corporate and charity events for Bank of Montreal, Gleneagles Country Club, Bolton, the Ontario Breast Cancer Society, the Cystic Fibrosis Society and many others.

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