Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

A Bullet For Pretty Boy, Everyone Dies in Utah, Harp and Lyre, All Fallen Angels, Borders @ Club SAW - AA/6:30pm/$10

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - Mystics & Manicures Tuesdays- Ultimate Gals Night- Complimentary Manicures In-House Crystal Readings by Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com) w/ Cocktails & Tapas on Special

Zaphod's - Industrial strength tuesdays - North America's longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

We Came As Romans, Abandon All Ships, Ice Nine Kills, Skip the Foreplay @ Ritual - 16+/19+/6pm/$23

National Arts Centre - K.D. Lang with special guest Lindi Ortega Tuesday | NAC Southam Hall September 18, 2012 8:00pm


Wednesday



Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Kinki - Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Asian inspired NCVA approved Veggie-Vegan Menu w/ In-House Crystal Readings by the mesmerizing Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com)- Healthy dinning has never been so fun!

Kinki - Karaoke is back, every wednesday. Come and sing under the stars on our patio and enjoy a special shot of Jagermeister for $4.

Mambo - Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Latin inspired Veggie/Vegan Menu w/ Special Jazz and Lounge performances by 'Noelle Dimar', & 'Doug Slone'' to groove to all evening long

Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation's Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock"n'roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Zaphod's - BEACH DAY (Hollyweird, Florida) + WINTERHUNT, 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Onyx, Snak the Ripper, Bishop Brigante and more @ babylon - 19+/9pm/$25


Thursday



Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki - Tantalizing Thursdays- Tease your taste buds with our aphrodisiac inspired menu- Enjoy our complimentary Hand treatments & Massages and live Jazz performances by 'Rebecca Noelle'

Mambo - El Barrio Thursdays- Complimentary Tango lessons by Ottawa's Dynamic duo, Andre & Francine (www.francineandre.com)

Zaphod's - APOLLO 18, 8:00 PM CAD5.00

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

The Word Alive, Upon a Burning Body, Like Moths to Flames, Torn Apart By Wolves, Kill For Change @ Ritual - AA/19+/6:00pm/$19.99

Rococode, Rah Rah, Alexy @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/8pm/$12

Barrie VS Ottawa 67's @ Scotiabank place 7:00pm



Friday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 9pm

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Kinki - Unleash Fridays - A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to listen and captivate- Exclusive weekend menu features & Pole Dancing entertainment to pair your night off the Kinki way!

Mambo - Fridays- Zona Viva * A weekend filled w/ great food, aromatic ambiance and DJ music to dance (DJ's Don Juan & Federico) - Weekly Lively Belly dancing performances to compliment your evenings.

Zaphod's - Mystery Machine and guests, 8:30 PM CAD10.00

Mystery Machine, And What Army?, The City Above @ Zaphod Beeblebrox - 19+/8pm/$10

Cauldron, Flying Fortress and more @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$10/$13

Rich Aucoin, Stepdad, The Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt @ Ritual - 19+/7pm/$13

Rock for Steve (benefit for Steve Gerecke) featuring Rydell, Port Manteau, The Second Silverado, Tanner Kettles, Randy Frobel @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/8:00pm/OTHER


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 8 pm & 10:30 pm

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - Suave Saturdays - A weekend filled w/ great food, aromatic ambiance and DJ music to dance (DJ's Don Juan & Federico) - Weekly Lively Belly dancing performances to compliment your evenings.

Kinki - Throwback Saturdays - A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to listen and captivate- Exclusive weekend menu features & Pole Dancing entertainment to pair your night off the Kinki way!

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Zaphod's - SOUND OF LIONS + BABE, 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Bad Vibrations, The Visitors, Thalidomy Kids @ Pressed (750 Gladstone) - AA/8pm/$5

The Besnard Lakes and more @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$15

National Arts Centre - NAC Gala with Lang Lang Saturday | NAC Southam Hall September 22, 2012 6:30pm

Peterborough VS Ottawa 67's @ Scotiabank place 7:30pm

Sunday


Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

Mambo - Zumba with Mambo - Every sunday for $25 per person - Enjoy a Zumba Fitness class with instructor Mabel Alvarez and finish off with a delicious Mambo Brunch. Zumba start time:10:30-11:30 Brunch: 11:45

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO - Interspersed by HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS with DJ Retardinator

Vital Remains, Panzerfaust, Deamon, Accursed Spawn, Placentophagia @ Mavericks - 19+/6pm/$17/$20

Gatineau Throwdown
September 29, 2012
Casino du Lac Lemay

September 29th, at the Hilton Lac Leamy, the best Amateur Muay thai fighters in the region will face-off in the ring.
Throwdown Gatineau is the premiere Amateur Muay Thai event in the region, playing to host to teams from all across Canada and the best teams in the National Capital. 15 to 20 fights, with local teams Team Bushido, Experience
MMA, Ottawa Academy of Martial Arts, Ronin MMA, Fit MMA, N-1 Thai boxing and Evolution representing the Ottawa-Gatineau area fighters.

Tickets are $35 dollars, $40 at the door - www.throwdown.ca

Building on the success of last year’s SOLD OUT national tour in Canada, The Art of Leadership conference will be coming to Ottawa on September 18th, 2012. This world class program features five internationally renowned bestselling authors and visionaries, who will share an exciting blend of cutting edge thinking and real world experience on today’s most critical leadership issues.

Through this special offer, you and your colleagues can take advantage of our preferred pricing and SAVE $50 off the regular price by using promo code OEC. Register Now

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Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Asian inspired NCVA approved Veggie-Vegan Menu w/ In-House Crystal Readings by the mesmerizing Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com)- Healthy dinning has never been so fun!

Tantalizing Thursdays- Tease your taste buds with our aphrodisiac inspired menu- Enjoy our complimentary Hand treatments & Massages and live Jazz performances by 'Rebecca Noelle'

Unleash Fridays & Throwback Saturdays- A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to listen and captivate- Exclusive weekend menu features & Pole Dancing entertainment to pair your night off the Kinki way!


Mystics & Manicures Tuesdays- Ultimate Gals Night- Complimentary Manicures In-House Crystal Readings by Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com) w/ Cocktails & Tapas on Special

Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Latin inspired Veggie/Vegan Menu w/ Special Jazz and Lounge performances by 'Noelle Dimar', & 'Doug Slone'' to groove to all evening long

El Barrio Thursdays- Complimentary Tango lessons by Ottawa's Dynamic duo, Andre & Francine (www.francineandre.com)

Zona Viva Fridays & Suave Saturdays A weekend filled w/ great food, aromatic ambiance and DJ music to dance (DJ's Don Juan & Federico) - Weekly Lively Belly dancing performances to compliment your evenings.

Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!

With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!

Tickets start as low as $20.00 for children 12 years old and under, so call 755-1166 to book your seats now, or visist www.ottawa67s.com for more information.

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Working professionally as a comedian since 1994 and as a national touring headliner since 1996, Chuck Byrn has the experience and knowledge to ensure your show or event is a success. Having performed in almost every conceivable circumstance, Chuck adjusts his performance to suit the situation.

Be it a formal awards dinner, a casual staff party or a large boisterous group of clients in from out of town... Chuck will put on a show suitable to the situation. His hard work has culminated in him receiving a Best Comic nomination at the the 2010 Canadian Comedy Awards.

With 15 years of performing comedy under this belt, it's easy to see why the stage seems like such a natural environment to Brendan McKeigan. After performing and teaching improv for seven years, Brendan made the move to stand up comedy and has never looked back; Appearing on XM Satellite radio, Much More Music, Bite TV, and more.

He has performed at the Sudbury Comedy Festival to sold out audiences and standing ovations three years in a row. Brendan's act also won him a performance at Montreal's coveted Just For Laughs, "Homegrown Comic Competition," where he received rave reviews from the audience and his peers alike. He is also the headliner and producer of the "Rise of the Comics Comedy Tour", performing all across Canada.

Brendan's intriguing high energy, laid back, free-flowing style with clever joke telling and creative analogies prove why he's more observant than your creepy neighbour, why people are talking about this catapulting talent on the rise and why he isn't the "next anyone", he's the first Brendan McKeigan.

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As a comedian whose cool sophisticated style blends razor-sharp wit with an incredible ability to see the absurdities and provocations of modern day relationships, Tony is very much in demand. With his father's Croatian brashness and loud features on his mother's stubborn French-Canadian face, his comedy comes honestly out of his own experiences with the foibles and follies of everyday life. His affable, engaging style and hilarious take on everything from pop culture to popping the question, have made him one of the most eminent comedians in Canada today.

He won 'The Funniest New Comic' contest at Yuk Yuk's in his first year, and now headlines top comedy clubs across the country; he has taken his act to the U.S., the U.K., Holland, and the Middle East. Tony's reputation as a talented performer has led to invitations to perform at festivals in Montreal, Manchester, Reading, Thunder Bay, London and Amsterdam.

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In Theatres

Arbitrage
Resident Evil: Retribution
10 Years
Bait 3D
Bangkok Revenge
Liberal Arts
The Master
Stolen
Finding North
Private Romeo
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Words
Bachelorette
Branded
The Cold Light of Day
Hello I Must Be Going
The Inbetweeners
Keep the Lights On
Toys in the Attic
[REC] 3: Genesis


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Opening this Week

End of Watch - 2012-09-21
House at the End of the Street - 2012-09-21
Trouble with the Curve - 2012-09-21
17 Girls - 2012-09-21
About Cherry - 2012-09-21
Brooklyn Brothers Beat the Best - 2012-09-21
Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has to Travel - 2012-09-21
Head Games - 2012-09-21
How to Survive a Plague - 2012-09-21
The Perks of Being a Wallflower - 2012-09-21
War of the Buttons - 2012-09-21
You May Not Kiss the Bride - 2012-09-21
The Waiting Room - 2012-09-26
Pitch Perfect - 2012-09-28
Hotel Transylvania - 2012-09-28
Looper - 2012-09-28
Won't Back Down - 2012-09-28
The Hole - 2012-09-28
Solomon Kane - 2012-09-28

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Top 10 Itunes Downloads

1 Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
2 PSY - Gangnam Style
3 Maroon 5 - One More Night
4 Kanye West, Jay-Z & Big Sean - Clique
5 Fun. - Some Nights
6 Flo Rida - Whistle
7 Alex Clare - Too Close
8 Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me
9 Phillip Phillips - Home
10 Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen - Good Time