Monday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Acoustic Open Mic NIght @ The Rainbow Bistro

Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 10PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Pere Ubu, The Band Whose Name Is A Symbol @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$23



Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Aaron Carter and guests at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD20.00

Polaris Salon 2013 September 17, 2013 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Hump @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff @ The Lafayette

Carmen September 7 - 14, 2013 NAC Southam Hall

Je n'y suis plus September 11 - 14, 2013 Written by Marie-Claude Verdier Directed by Magali Lemèle Salle Jean-Despréz, Maison du Citoyen

Her Harbour, Michael Feuerstack, Paper Beats Scissors @ Le Temporaire (75 rue St-Redempteur, Gatineau) - AA/8pm/$8

Rydell, Seaway, Bellwether, Safekeeping @ Luneta Cafe - AA/19+/7pm/$10

Cadillacs and Cadavers, The Scarlet Fever, UBV76 @ Avant Garde - AA/19+/9pm/$5

Thomas Hellman chante Roland Giguère September 18, 2013, 7:30pm Texts by Roland Giguère and other writers Performed by Thomas Hellman NAC Theatre



Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Processor, Scattered Clouds, H. de Heutz, Mark Molnar @ Pressed - AA/19+/7:30pm/$8

Billie Dre and the Poor Boys, StillNative, Yuma County @ Luneta Cafe - AA/19+/8pm/$8

Obey The Brave, Expire, No Bragging Rights, Beheading Of A King, Infiltration @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6:30pm/$15

Opening Night with Tchaikovsky September 19, 2013, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall



Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 7:30pm

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente

Shameless @ Babylon

Titties 4 Kitties 2: Burlesque. Animal Shelter Fun(d)raiser. at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD12.00

E.L.E. Festival w/ The Lionyls, Monday I Retire, Akoufen and more @ Tabaret Lawn (Ottawa U) - AA/5pm/FREE

Heaven For Real, Sunstone Revolvers, Swollen Eyes @ Pressed - AA/19+/8pm/$5

Drones of North America, Hoopsnake, Loviatar @ babylon - 19+/8pm/$5 NEW 09/20 - BRAIDS, Mark Webber @ Ritual - 19+/9pm/$13

Hearts&Mines, The Cheap Speakers, Ornaments @ Rainbow Bistro - 19+/9pm

The Corporation, The BCASA, New Elders, Freshly Cut @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/9pm/$5

Beethoven's Fifth September 20, 2013, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall

Belleville VS Ottawa 67's 7:30pm


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 7:30pm

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - The Electric ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Nile Groove + TinderVox at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD5.00

The Mercy Now, Electric Ruin @ Pressed - AA/19+/8pm/$8

Mute, Aarsen @ Petit Chicago (50 promenade du Portage, Gatineau) - 18+/8pm/$10

Lowest Of The Low, rival boys @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$20

Hiroshima Shadows, Not Really, The Gutter Rocks @ Luneta Cafe - 19+/8pm/$5

Whiskey Shits, Slumlord, Silent Order, Bloodnail @ Dominion Tavern - 19+/10pm/$5

Sketchy Poutine, Carvello, Upheaval of Outcasts, The Sicks Sicks Sicks, Big Moan @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/7pm/$8

NAC Gala with Paul Anka September 21, 2013, 5:30pm NAC Southam Hall


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO, 9:00 PM CAD0.00

Retro 80's Night @ Barrymore's

Mod Club Night @ Babylon

Sunday Bluegrass @ Irene's Pub

Brad Morden @ The Lafayette

Pile Driver Sundays @ OverKill

Mosely, Bordeen, The Hearing @ Luneta Cafe - 19+/7pm/$5

North Bay VS Ottawa 67's 2:00pm


Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!

With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!

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Allyson Smith has been tickling the comedy scene from the moment she put down the chalk brush and picked up a mic. With her sassy blend of in-your-face stand-up and hilariously insightful commentary, playing to packed rooms is just another day at the office for this former high-school teacher




Mike Dambra is the “Smart-Ass” King of comedy! If you’re a comedy fan, and you haven’t seen Mike yet, you’re in for a treat. Celebrating his 25th year in the business,

Mike has become a comedy staple and a club favorite across both the United States and Canada. Armed with the ability to adapt to, and interact with any audience, Mike offers up some brutal truths, some unforgiving views, and more than the recommended dose of laughs per minute.

Mike has toured with such acts as Rosie O’Donnell, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and Howie Mandel. He’s also opened for Michael Bolton, Joan Jett, Leon Redbone and even the Jerry Springer Show. In 1987 and 1997 Mike claimed the “funniest Person in Rochester “ title.


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Mark Walker is a comedian with an incredible ability to combine razor sharp comedy with a dazzling array of celebrity impressions. His insights into the idiosyncrasies of life combined with his impressions of everyone from Jimmy Stewart to Joe Pesci have led him to become one of Canada’s most celebrated comedians and voice impressionists.



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In Theatres

The Family
Insidious: Chapter 2
And While We Were Here
Blue Caprice
GMO OMG
Herb & Dorothy 50x50
Informant
Jayne Mansfield's Car
The Last Time I Saw Macao
Mother of George
Wadjda
Mademoiselle C
Riddick
Best Kept Secret
Fire In The Blood
Hell Baby
99% - The Occupy Wall Street Collaborative Film
Populaire
Salinger
Touchy Feely


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Opening this Week

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 - 2013-09-27
Don Jon - 2013-09-27
Inequality for All - 2013-09-27
Metallica Through the Never - 2013-09-27
Muscle Shoals - 2013-09-27
Gravity - 2013-10-04
Runner Runner - 2013-10-04
A.C.O.D. - 2013-10-04
Bad Milo - 2013-10-04
Grace Unplugged - 2013-10-04
Parkland - 2013-10-04
The Summit - 2013-10-04

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Top 10 iTunes Downloads

1 Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball
2 Katy Perry - Roar
3 Lorde - Royals
4 Avicii - Wake Me Up
5 Lady GaGa - Applause
6 Drake - Hold On, We're Going Home
7 Eminem - Berzerk
8 JAY Z - Holy Grail
9 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
10 Luke Bryan - That's My Kind of Night