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Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - ELECTRONIC MONDAYS

Showcase Mondays featuring Black Market Candy + Archy&Mehitabel + Tall Trees + The Toques at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Nick Waterhouse, PEP @ Mavericks - 19+/8:00/$15

MusikOttawa September 15, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia nights - 7:00pm

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Windhand, All them Witches, Loviatar, Black Oak Decline, King Swan @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/7/$15/$18

Wednesday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - New Talent Showcase - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation’s Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock”n’roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Irene's Pub - Ball and Chain and The Wreckers present the Annual Hank Williams Birthday - 8:00pm


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Irene’s Pub - All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Timber Timbre and more @ NAC English Theatre - AA/7:30/$23-$36

Crowbar, Revocation, Havok, Armed for Apocalypse @ Mavericks - 19+/7/$30/$35

Timber Timbre with guests Tasseomancy September 18, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Studio


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

The Mix at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 5:00 PM CAD7.00

Architects, Stray From The Path, Being As An Ocean, My Ticket Home @ Ritual - AA/19+/6:00/$20

Leprous, Night Watch, Vyc Vypyr, Elevenstar @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/7/$10/$13

Irene's Pub - Keith Hallett - 9:30pm

Swinging the Bard September 19, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage | Running time is approximately 2 hours with intermission.


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Barrymore's - RETRO 80S n 90s Saturdays

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

The Provincial Archive + Tribe Royal + Nive Nielsen & The Deer Children at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Irene's Pub - The Kingmakers 9:30pm

Russell Drago Trio September 20, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - Country Swing Night Country Swing Night is coming to Irene’s Pub on Sundays in September – the 14th, 21st, and 28th - 9:00pm



Allyson Smith has been tickling the comedy scene from the moment she put down the chalk brush and picked up a mic. With her sassy blend of in-your-face stand-up and hilariously insightful commentary, playing to packed rooms is just another day at the office for this former high-school teacher.

Her down-to-earth nature and girl-next-door approachability have earned her the respect and friendship of fans and fellow comics alike. Whether you are a man or a woman, watching a live show or recorded television show, at a comedy club or private corporate function, you will laugh and you will remember the time you saw Allyson June Smith!

With his ranty, ‘need to get this out’ style, Nathan Macintosh is an award winning comedian who offers a deeper, different perspective that’s always fresh and funny. His opinions and thoughts focus on a unique sense of individuality, making him compelling and interesting, while touching on topics most people overlook.

Nathan has performed at many of the major comedy festivals, including the Halifax Comedy Festival in 2009 and 2012, the Boston Comedy Festival in 2010, and the prestigious 'Just For Laughs' comedy festival in 2010 and 2012. He has been seen on TV, most recently performing on 'Gotham Comedy LIVE' for AXsTv, has taped his own half hour Comedy Now! special shown on The Comedy Network/CTV, JFL 'Talk of the Fest' Gala shown on The Comedy Network, The 10th Annual Canadian Comedy Awards shown on The Comedy Network.

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