The Lymphoma Foundation of Canada is pleased to host “Cancer Can’t Dance Like This" Comedy Show & After Party coming up on Friday September 17, 2010 at the Hampton Inn featuring Daniel Stolfi.

Daniel Stolfi, a lymphoma survivor, has put together a 1 ½ hour one man comedy show that uses larger than life characters to vividly portray Daniel’s experience. This hilarious show is followed by an after party that includes desserts, beverages, door prizes and a silent auction.

Tickets are $40each or 2 for $35each, Doors open at 7:00pm, Show starts at 8:00pm.
Contact: Angele Menard - Regional Manager  (613) 614-8469  angele@lymphoma.ca or visit: www.lymphoma.ca

Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays - 8:30 - $4

Zaphod's - recap with dj matty

Against Me!, The Flatliners, Young Livers @ Bronson Centre Theatre - AA/7pm/$27.50

Nachtmystium, Zoroaster, Dark Castle, The Atlas Moth @ Mavericks - AA/19+/7pm/$15

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra - Turandot - September 11 - 18, 2010, 8:00 pm


Tuesday

Mambo - ~Every Tuesday Mystics & Manicures @ Mambo Restaurant ** Free Manicures ** Fortune Tellers ** Make-up Sampling ** Shopping Items ** ~All a gal needs to have a good time!~

KINKI - ~Every Tuesday Mad Men Tuesdays @ Kinki Restaurant~ ** Cigar Stand ** Scotch & Whiskey Tasting ** Mini 'Man'- icures & Massage ** BBQ Inspired Menu ~ An evening dedicated to Male Indulgence!~

Absolute Comedy @ Tailgators - Merivale Mall - 8:30pm $5.00

Zaphod's - industrial strength with djs leslie & twiin

Blind Witness, Chelsea Grin, Attila, Sleep Is For The Dead, Accursed Creation @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6pm/$15

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra - Turandot - September 11 - 18, 2010, 8:00 pm


Wednesday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Showcase 8:30 $6.00

Absolute Comedy 8:30 $6.00

KINKI - Get Swanki - Every Wednesday at 7pm - Everyone deserves a luxurious outdoor patio session. Join us on our side oasis patio as our debonair djs Jeff Lapratte and Akash Sinha provide you with an ecclectic selection of House, Funk and Jazz.

Mambo - Join us each week at Mambo for 'Suave Wednesdays' on our Oasis Rooftop Patio 7pm. Featuring DJ Chris Rockwell playing a showcase of well-traveled beats blended around the globe.

Zaphod's - MOBADASS featuring WIDE MOUTH MASON founder Earl Pereira + THE CODY ALLEN BAND 8pm

Caribou, Russian Futurists @ babylon - 19+/9pm/$20/$25

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra - Turandot - September 11 - 18, 2010, 8:00 pm


Thursday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy 8:30 $10.00

Zaphod's - JONAS & THE MASSIVE ATTRACTION 8pm

Mackenzie Rhythm Section, DJ Greg Reain @ babylon - 19+/9pm/$7

The Great Sabatini, Alaskan, Vilipend, Black Faxes @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/7:30pm/$6

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra - Turandot - September 11 - 18, 2010, 8:00 pm


Friday

The Lymphoma Foundation of Canada is pleased to host “Cancer Can’t Dance Like This" Comedy Show & After Party coming up on Friday September 17, 2010 at the Hampton Inn featuring Daniel Stolfi. www.lymphoma.ca

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 9pm 20.00$

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Zaphod's - STEF LANG + KEEK + THE NATHAN DAY PROJECT 8pm

Forest City Lovers, Loon Choir @ Raw Sugar Cafe (692 Somerset St. W) - AA/8:30pm/$10

Encephalon, No Face Left @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/8pm/$5

Subhumans, Four-Stroke, and more @ Mavericks - 19+/9pm/$13

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra - Turandot - September 11 - 18, 2010, 8:00 pm


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 9pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

KINKI presents - 14 Nights unde the Summer Luna - a musical journey by juarez & friends. Dinner & loungin faves 8pm - midnight. Late night summer house midnight - close.

Zaphod's - I (Heart) Music presents: DVAS + STRAYOTIC + NEON AND FIRE 8pm

Down With Webster, To The Rescue @ Capital Music Hall - AA/19+/7pm/$20

Young Rival, The Weathermakers, Abigail Lapell @ Mavericks - 19+/9pm/$10/$12

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra - Turandot - September 11 - 18, 2010, 8:00 pm

Sunday

Absolute Comedy 8:00 $10.00

Barrymore's - Every Sunday - Retro 80's

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO - 9:00pm

KINKI - Every Sunday: Sessions on the Kinki Side Patio. Djs joe juarez and Ryan L with special guests. Starts at 3pm - free admission

MAMBO - Every Sunday Bombshell Sundays featuring Eric Latulippe & friends. Spining is in the air, which means sunshine, patios and quality time with friends. Come join us at Mambo Every Sunday evening on our beautiful rooftop patio for the best funky, soulful, house music that the city has to offer.

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra - Turandot - September 11 - 18, 2010, 8:00 pm

TAPAS HAPPY HOUR. Afterwork Mon-Fri 3-6pm, Latenight Wed-Thurs 9pm-close, Fri-Sat 10pm-close, SUN-TUES ALL NIGHT LONG!
Enjoy double portions of Tapas and Select Cocktails for a reduced price!

~Every Tuesday Mystics & Manicures @ Mambo Restaurant~
** Free Manicures ** Fortune Tellers ** Make-up Sampling ** Shopping Items **
~All a gal needs to have a good time!~

Every Wednesday is Vegetarian & Vegan night for the conscious palate
Every Thursday Inspired by Mambo's amazing decor and warm staff, Raza Y Mogal and SALSA ARCTICA will be teaching Free and Dynamic Classes from 9:00pm-10:30pm on the main floor.

Every Sunday Bombshell Sundays featuring Eric Latulippe & friends. Spining is in the air, which means sunshine, patios and quality time with friends. Come join us at Mambo Every Sunday evening on our beautiful rooftop patio for the best funky, soulful, house music that the city has to offer.

Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!

With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!

Tickets start as low as $10.00 for children 12 years old and under, so call 755-1166 to book your seats now, or visist www.ottawa67s.com for more information.

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Jon made a name for himself on the hottest program on Canadian TV, CTV's Canadian Idol, as the former wacky correspondent reporting on the pressures and excitement of the contest with his unique brand of humour.

Shortly after, and much to the delight of his fans across the country, Jon was given his own show on The Comedy Network. The Jon Dore Television Show , which aired for a successful two seasons and is now airing on IFC in The States. Jon has appeared on his own Comedy Now! special for CTV and The Comedy Network, on Comedy Central's Live At Gotham, and his Comedy Central Presents…Jon Dore premiered this past spring.

An incredibly talented actor and comedian, Jon has been hailed by TV Guide as one of Canada's top "rising stars of the future”, and has recently been named on Variety’s Top Ten Comic’s To Watch list.

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Slim is a comedy natural and a MUST see for those who like their comedy with a subtle dose of reality! One of North America's top storytellers, Slim's sage like humor has a youthful twist that is both brutally honest and seriously funny . The Louisiana born Texas native began her comedy career in Houston, TX at the legendary Laff Stop Comedy Club in 1999. The Houston comedy scene at that time was noted for developing comics who would boldly take on risky material that others would desperately avoid, and Slim is no exception.

Recanting her own true life reality check, Slim onstage is a ball of freewheeling, good-humored energy that is physical and expressive, covering subjects that range from cultural and social mishaps to things you wish you would have said, and things you wish you didn't.

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The Power Within Presents William Jefferson Clinton (42nd President of the United States of America)
Keynote: Leadership & the Global Economy
Ottawa, ON October 29th, 2010 • 10:00AM to 11:30AM * National Arts Centre

For a limited time, members and guests of Ottawa Entertainment can register at a member rate of $195 a general ticket plus HST, (a $200 savings off the regular door price of $395!). Ask about Emerald Tickets (includes preferred seating and photo opportunity).

For more details, please visit: http://www.powerwithin.com/pdf/Ottawa_102910MC.pdf

In Theatres

Bran Nue Dae
Heartbreaker
Legendary
Lovely, Still
The Virginity Hit
I'm Still Here
The Romantics
Machete
Mesrine: Public Enemy No. 1
The Winning Season
White Wedding
A Woman, a Gun and a Noodle Shop
Going the Distance
The American
Centurion
The Last Exorcism
Takers
The Freebie
Enter the Void
Lottery Ticket

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Opening this Week

Alpha and Omega - 2010-09-17
Devil - 2010-09-17
Easy A - 2010-09-17
The Town - 2010-09-17
Catfish - 2010-09-17
Jack Goes Boating - 2010-09-17
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole - 2010-09-24
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - 2010-09-24
Buried - 2010-09-24
Howl - 2010-09-24
Like Dandelion Dust - 2010-09-24

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Top 10 Itune Downloads

# 1 Bruno Mars - Just the Way You Are
# 2 Katy Perry - Teenage Dream
# 3 Taio Cruz - Dynamite
# 4 Nelly - Just a Dream
# 5 Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me
# 6 Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love
# 7 Enrique Iglesias - I Like It
# 8 Ke$ha - Take It Off
# 9 Eminem - Love the Way You Lie
# 10 B.o.B - Magic