Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra Ottawa La Bohème Saturday - Saturday | NAC Southam Hall September 8 - 15, 2012 8:00pm Running time is approximately 2.5 hours with intermission.

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - Mystics & Manicures Tuesdays- Ultimate Gals Night- Complimentary Manicures In-House Crystal Readings by Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com) w/ Cocktails & Tapas on Special

Zaphod's - Industrial strength tuesdays - North America's longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

We Came As Romans, Abandon All Ships, Ice Nine Kills, Skip the Foreplay @ Ritual - 16+/19+/6pm/$23

National Arts Centre - Celtic Thunder Tuesday | NAC Southam Hall September 11, 2012 7:30pm

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra Ottawa La Bohème Saturday - Saturday | NAC Southam Hall September 8 - 15, 2012 8:00pm Running time is approximately 2.5 hours with intermission.


Wednesday



Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Kinki - Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Asian inspired NCVA approved Veggie-Vegan Menu w/ In-House Crystal Readings by the mesmerizing Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com)- Healthy dinning has never been so fun!

Kinki - Karaoke is back, every wednesday. Come and sing under the stars on our patio and enjoy a special shot of Jagermeister for $4.

Mambo - Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Latin inspired Veggie/Vegan Menu w/ Special Jazz and Lounge performances by 'Noelle Dimar', & 'Doug Slone'' to groove to all evening long

Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation's Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock"n'roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Zaphod's - OOMPALUNATIKS + DEAD HORSE STAMPEDE + MEATHOOK, 8:00 PM CAD5.00

Ceremony, The Dagger Eyes, Esprits Noirs, Stuck In A Hole @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6:30pm/$12

Oompalunatiks, Meathook, Plaster Babies @ Zaphod Beeblebrox - 19+/8pm/$5/$8

National Artc Centre - Jusqu'où te mènera ta langue ? Wednesday | NAC Theatre September 12, 2012 7:30pm Running time is approximately Approx. 2 hours and 30 minutes with intermission.

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra Ottawa La Bohème Saturday - Saturday | NAC Southam Hall September 8 - 15, 2012 8:00pm Running time is approximately 2.5 hours with intermission.


Thursday



Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki - Tantalizing Thursdays- Tease your taste buds with our aphrodisiac inspired menu- Enjoy our complimentary Hand treatments & Massages and live Jazz performances by 'Rebecca Noelle'

Mambo - El Barrio Thursdays- Complimentary Tango lessons by Ottawa's Dynamic duo, Andre & Francine (www.francineandre.com)

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Rise Against, The Gaslight Anthem, Hot Water Music @ CE Centre (4899 Uplands Dr.) - AA/6pm/$45.50

National Arts Centre - Just For Laughs John Pinette Thursday - Sunday | NAC Theatre September 13 - 16, 2012 7:00pm

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra Ottawa La Bohème Saturday - Saturday | NAC Southam Hall September 8 - 15, 2012 8:00pm Running time is approximately 2.5 hours with intermission.



Friday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 9pm

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Kinki - Unleash Fridays - A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to listen and captivate- Exclusive weekend menu features & Pole Dancing entertainment to pair your night off the Kinki way!

Mambo - Fridays- Zona Viva * A weekend filled w/ great food, aromatic ambiance and DJ music to dance (DJ's Don Juan & Federico) - Weekly Lively Belly dancing performances to compliment your evenings.

Zaphod's - SAL PIAMONTE + THE ROGUES, 8:00 PM CAD5.00

Texas in July, The Glass Cloud, Onward to Olympas, One Year Later, The Thirteenth Floor @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6pm/$14

National Arts Centre - Just For Laughs John Pinette Thursday - Sunday | NAC Theatre September 13 - 16, 2012 7:00pm

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra Ottawa La Bohème Saturday - Saturday | NAC Southam Hall September 8 - 15, 2012 8:00pm Running time is approximately 2.5 hours with intermission.


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 8 pm & 10:30 pm

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - Suave Saturdays - A weekend filled w/ great food, aromatic ambiance and DJ music to dance (DJ's Don Juan & Federico) - Weekly Lively Belly dancing performances to compliment your evenings.

Kinki - Throwback Saturdays - A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to listen and captivate- Exclusive weekend menu features & Pole Dancing entertainment to pair your night off the Kinki way!

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Zaphod's - A NIGHT TO END KIDS' CANCER featuring Denis Lanctot, Patrick Gauthier, Hazel Craig, U-Turn, Jon Reilly-Roe, Shaman Rhythms, Kamar Hargado , 7:00 PM CAD20.00

Bahamas, The Weather Station @ First Baptist Church - AA/7pm/$16

Arboretum Fest featuring Jokers of the Scene, Cadence Weapon, Ohbijou, Steve Adamyk Band, Shotgun Jimmie, Steamboat, Roberta Bondar, Adam Saikaley, Andrew Vincent, Boyhood, and more @ Ottawa Jail Hostel - AA/10am/$25/$35

Tenement, SUPRISE GUEST @ babylon - 19+/10pm/$5

National Arts Centre - Just For Laughs John Pinette Thursday - Sunday | NAC Theatre September 13 - 16, 2012 7:00pm

National Arts Centre - Opera Lyra Ottawa La Bohème Saturday - Saturday | NAC Southam Hall September 8 - 15, 2012 8:00pm Running time is approximately 2.5 hours with intermission.

Sunday


Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

Mambo - Zumba with Mambo - Every sunday for $25 per person - Enjoy a Zumba Fitness class with instructor Mabel Alvarez and finish off with a delicious Mambo Brunch. Zumba start time:10:30-11:30 Brunch: 11:45

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO - Interspersed by HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS with DJ Retardinator

House of Paint featuring Shad, Maestro, Kid Koala, Flight Distance, M asia One, Radio Radio, Atherton, D-Track @ Brewer Park - AA/12pm/$20

National Arts Centre - Just For Laughs John Pinette Thursday - Sunday | NAC Theatre September 13 - 16, 2012 7:00pm

National Arts Centre - Just For Laughs Lewis Black Saturday - Sunday | NAC Theatre September 8 - 9, 2012 7:30pm

Gatineau Throwdown
September 29, 2012
Casino du Lac Lemay

September 29th, at the Hilton Lac Leamy, the best Amateur Muay thai fighters in the region will face-off in the ring.
Throwdown Gatineau is the premiere Amateur Muay Thai event in the region, playing to host to teams from all across Canada and the best teams in the National Capital. 15 to 20 fights, with local teams Team Bushido, Experience
MMA, Ottawa Academy of Martial Arts, Ronin MMA, Fit MMA, N-1 Thai boxing and Evolution representing the Ottawa-Gatineau area fighters.

Tickets are $35 dollars, $40 at the door - www.throwdown.ca

Building on the success of last year’s SOLD OUT national tour in Canada, The Art of Leadership conference will be coming to Ottawa on September 18th, 2012. This world class program features five internationally renowned bestselling authors and visionaries, who will share an exciting blend of cutting edge thinking and real world experience on today’s most critical leadership issues.

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Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Asian inspired NCVA approved Veggie-Vegan Menu w/ In-House Crystal Readings by the mesmerizing Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com)- Healthy dinning has never been so fun!

Tantalizing Thursdays- Tease your taste buds with our aphrodisiac inspired menu- Enjoy our complimentary Hand treatments & Massages and live Jazz performances by 'Rebecca Noelle'

Unleash Fridays & Throwback Saturdays- A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to listen and captivate- Exclusive weekend menu features & Pole Dancing entertainment to pair your night off the Kinki way!


Mystics & Manicures Tuesdays- Ultimate Gals Night- Complimentary Manicures In-House Crystal Readings by Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com) w/ Cocktails & Tapas on Special

Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Latin inspired Veggie/Vegan Menu w/ Special Jazz and Lounge performances by 'Noelle Dimar', & 'Doug Slone'' to groove to all evening long

El Barrio Thursdays- Complimentary Tango lessons by Ottawa's Dynamic duo, Andre & Francine (www.francineandre.com)

Zona Viva Fridays & Suave Saturdays A weekend filled w/ great food, aromatic ambiance and DJ music to dance (DJ's Don Juan & Federico) - Weekly Lively Belly dancing performances to compliment your evenings.

Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!

With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!

Tickets start as low as $20.00 for children 12 years old and under, so call 755-1166 to book your seats now, or visist www.ottawa67s.com for more information.

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Having made the treacherous climb towards the "sexual peak", Tracy Smith has honed a hilarious insight, perfect for navigating through the regrets and choices in the mean streets of "Singletown." With a personality just sweet enough to offset the bitter truth she serves up, Tracy's sharply written, on target material offers a perspective sure to make men and women laugh out loud.

Tracy's television credits include a half hour for "Comedy Central Presents," "Late Fridays" on NBC, "Premium Blend" on Comedy Central, as well as "The Best of the Fest" on HBO Comedy. She had a one hour special on Canadian television (yes, even the comedy gets cut in half when you cross the border). She is fast becoming a respected voice in stand up comedy and was selected by The Hollywood Reporter as one of the "Ten Comics to Watch." Listening is also recommended for best results.

For over a decade the 28 year old comedian has been mocking conventional thinking and the status quo through his faced paced and often irreverent performances. Believing nothing is "off-limits" his material ranges from the taboo and unspoken to the simple facets and truths of everyday life all spun together by an off track train of thought at full steam ahead.

After first taking the stage at 17 Matt honed his writing and performance skills as the house emcee at The Comedy Club Stardome, a 450 seat plus venue averaging eight shows a week, where he was fortunate to work with such comedy great as Dave Attell, Dave Chappell, Kevin Pollack, and countless others.

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RICHARD RYDER WITH ALEX WOOD & GREG SCHROEDER

Fast thinking and quick witted, Richard Ryder takes the stage with a refreshing energy and "no holds barred" attitude that audiences welcome again and again. No topic is too taboo for this Toronto native whose comedy is fresh, fast, funny and a constant source of embarrassment to his family.


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In Theatres

Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Words
Bachelorette
Branded
The Cold Light of Day
Hello I Must Be Going
The Inbetweeners
Keep the Lights On
Toys in the Attic
[REC] 3: Genesis
For Ellen
Iron Sky
The Possession
For a Good Time, Call...
The Good Doctor
The Tall Man
The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate
Lawless
The Ambassador
Lawless


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Opening this Week

Arbitrage - 2012-09-14
Resident Evil: Retribution - 2012-09-14
10 Years - 2012-09-14
Bait 3D - 2012-09-14
Bangkok Revenge - 2012-09-14
Liberal Arts - 2012-09-14
The Master - 2012-09-14
Stolen - 2012-09-14
Dredd - 2012-09-21
End of Watch - 2012-09-21
House at the End of the Street - 2012-09-21
Trouble with the Curve - 2012-09-21
17 Girls - 2012-09-21
About Cherry - 2012-09-21
Brooklyn Brothers Beat the Best - 2012-09-21
Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has to Travel - 2012-09-21
Head Games - 2012-09-21
How to Survive a Plague - 2012-09-21
The Perks of Being a Wallflower - 2012-09-21
War of the Buttons - 2012-09-21

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Top 10 Itunes Downloads

1 Taylor Swift - Ronan
2 Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
3 Maroon 5 - One More Night
4 Fun. - Some Nights
5 Flo Rida - Whistle
6 Alex Clare - Too Close
7 Kanye West, Jay-Z & Big Sean - Clique
8 P!nk - Blow Me
9 Alicia Keys - Girl On Fire
10 Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me