Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - Free Concert: THE VIOLET LIGHTS (Los Angeles) + REUBEN & THE DARK (Calgary), 8:00 PM

Anaal Nathrakh, Obscursis Romancia, Accursed Spawn, Argus Panoptes @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$20/$23

National Arts Centre - thirsty NAC Studio November 5 - 17, 2012 Running time is approximately one hour 20 minutes with no intermission.

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - Tantalizing Tuesdays*Featuring, Tarot Readings and Taco & Tequila specials

Zaphod's - Industrial strength tuesdays - North America's longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Danko Jones, Eagleson @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/SOLD OUT

National Arts Centre - thirsty NAC Studio November 5 - 17, 2012 Running time is approximately one hour 20 minutes with no intermission.

Mississauga vs Ottawa 67's 7:00pm

Wednesday



Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Kinki - Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Asian inspired NCVA approved Veggie-Vegan Menu with In-House Crystal Readings by the mesmerizing Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com)- Healthy dining has never been so fun!

Mambo - Mystic Garden Wednesdays*Featuring our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu

Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation's Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock"n'roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Zaphod's - ALERT THE MEDIC (Halifax) + STILL WINTER HILLS + RW HALLER, 8:00 PM CAD6.00

Alert The Medic, Still Winter Hills, No Fly List, Rw Haller @ Zaphod Beeblebrox - 19+/8pm/$6

National Arts Centre - thirsty NAC Studio November 5 - 17, 2012 Running time is approximately one hour 20 minutes with no intermission.

National Arts Centre - Invention du chauffage central en Nouvelle-France Wednesday - Saturday | NAC Theatre November 14 - 17, 2012 7:30pm


Thursday



Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki - Tantalizing Thursdays- Tease your taste buds with our aphrodisiac inspired menu- Live Jazz performances by Ottawa's Jazzstress herself 'Rebecca Noelle'

Mambo - El Barrio Thursdays *Featuring monthly Kizomba lessons and Mexican Nacho & Wing specials

Zaphod's - CITY & THE SEA, 8:00 PM CAD5.00

Justine Vandergrift @ Pressed Cafe (750 Gladstone Ave.) - AA/8pm/$8

Graham Nicholas, Jack Pine And The Fire @ Raw Sugar Cafe - AA/19+/9pm/Movember

Evening Hymns, Phantom Shores, Black Dogs @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$12

National Arts Centre - thirsty NAC Studio November 5 - 17, 2012 Running time is approximately one hour 20 minutes with no intermission.

National Arts Centre - Invention du chauffage central en Nouvelle-France Wednesday - Saturday | NAC Theatre November 14 - 17, 2012 7:30pm

National Arts Centre - All Gershwin, All Pops! Thursday - Saturday | NAC Southam Hall November 15 - 17, 2012 8:00pm


Friday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 9pm

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Kinki - Unleash Fridays - A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to captivate you! Join us Fridays featuring special guest hostesses Chynna Fox | Shade Nyx

Mambo - Zona Viva Fridays*Featuring DJ Frederico and Cuban Tropicana dance performances

Mambo - Attention ladies... The Canadian Men' Show November 16th 6pm Hosted by Chynna Fox. $45 includes 3 course dinner & shows. 25% of menu proceeds will be donated to the Ottawa Regional Cancer Foundation in support of 'Bust a Move'. Call for reservations.

Zaphod's -SAL PIAMONTE + ANIMAL CASH + BLACK MARKET CANDY, 8:00 PM CAD5.00

David Usher, Elise Legrow @ Bronson Centre Theatre - AA/7pm/$32.50

Kraken the Case, We Are the Union, Freshly Cut, Murder State @ Cafe Dekcuf - AA/19+/8pm/$11

Patrick Shanks Combo, finderskeepers, Yuma County @ Irene's Pub - 19+/9pm/$7

Cuff the Duke, Kalle Mattson, Dave Norris & Local Ivan @ Mavericks - 19+/9pm/$17

The Sheepdogs, Yukon Blonde @ Ritual - 16+/19+/7pm - SOLD OUT

National Arts Centre - thirsty NAC Studio November 5 - 17, 2012 Running time is approximately one hour 20 minutes with no intermission.

National Arts Centre - Invention du chauffage central en Nouvelle-France Wednesday - Saturday | NAC Theatre November 14 - 17, 2012 7:30pm

National Arts Centre - All Gershwin, All Pops! Thursday - Saturday | NAC Southam Hall November 15 - 17, 2012 8:00pm

National Arts Centre - Jenn Grant Friday - Saturday | NAC Fourth Stage November 16 - 17, 2012 7:30pm


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 8 pm & 10:30 pm

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - Suave Saturdays *Featuring DJ Don Juan on deck to mix & mingle

Kinki - Throwback Saturdays-A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to captivate you! Join us Fridays featuring special guest hostesses Chynna Fox | Shade Nyx

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Zaphod's - DANY LAJ and THE LOOKS + SWOLLEN EYES + DENT, 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Dog Is Blue and more @ Raw Sugar Cafe - AA/19+/8pm/$TBD

Dany Laj And The Looks, Swollen Eyes, Dent @ Zaphod Beeblebrox - 19+/8pm/$10

The Sheepdogs, Yukon Blonde @ Ritual - 19+/9pm - SOLD OUT

National Arts Centre - thirsty NAC Studio November 5 - 17, 2012 Running time is approximately one hour 20 minutes with no intermission.

National Arts Centre - Invention du chauffage central en Nouvelle-France Wednesday - Saturday | NAC Theatre November 14 - 17, 2012 7:30pm

National Arts Centre - All Gershwin, All Pops! Thursday - Saturday | NAC Southam Hall November 15 - 17, 2012 8:00pm

National Arts Centre - Jenn Grant Friday - Saturday | NAC Fourth Stage November 16 - 17, 2012 7:30pm

Niagara vs Ottawa 67's 2:00pm


Sunday


Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

Mambo - Zumba with Mambo - Every sunday for $25 per person - Enjoy a Zumba Fitness class with instructor Mabel Alvarez and finish off with a delicious Mambo Brunch. Zumba start time:10:30-11:30 Brunch: 11:45

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO - Interspersed by HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS with DJ Retardinator

Plymouth vs Ottawa 67's 2:00pm





Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Asian inspired NCVA approved Veggie-Vegan Menu with In-House Crystal Readings by the mesmerizing Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com)- Healthy dining has never been so fun!

Tantalizing Thursdays- Tease your taste buds with our aphrodisiac inspired menu- Live Jazz performances by Ottawa's Jazzstress herself 'Rebecca Noelle'

Unleash Fridays & Throwback Saturdays-A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to captivate you! Join us Fridays featuring special guest hostesses Chynna Fox | Shade Nyx

Kinki Restaurant celebrates 'Movember' with the tantalizing Koston Kreme. Thursday Nov 22nd 7:00pm. The co-founder of Capital Tease Burlesque in Ottawa. koston is a classic pin-up beauty who really knows how to work a hula hoop. She has wowed audiences with her feather fan acts and has the art of burlesque down to a tease. $45 table Dhote includes dinner & Show. 25% of menu proceeds will be donated to the Ottawa Regional Cancer Foundation in support of 'Stash for Cash. Call for more details.


Tantalizing Tuesdays*Featuring, Tarot Readings and Taco & Tequila specials

Mystic Garden Wednesdays*Featuring our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu

El Barrio Thursdays *Featuring monthly Kizomba lessons and Mexican Nacho & Wing specials

Zona Viva Fridays*Featuring DJ Frederico and Cuban Tropicana dance performances

Suave Saturdays *Featuring DJ Don Juan on deck to mix & mingle

Attention ladies... The Canadian Men' Show November 16th 6pm Hosted by Chynna Fox. $45 includes 3 course dinner & shows. 25% of menu proceeds will be donated to the Ottawa Regional Cancer Foundation in support of 'Bust a Move'. Call for reservations.

Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!

With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!

Tickets start as low as $20.00 for children 12 years old and under, so call 755-1166 to book your seats now, or visist www.ottawa67s.com for more information.

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A seasoned stand up comedian, Derek Seguin has traveled across Canada to numerous comedy clubs and festivals catering to both French and English audiences. His televised appearances include performances at the CBC Winnipeg and Halifax festivals, "En Route Vers Mon Premier Gala Juste pour Rire", the Grand Rire du Quebec<s Com/die Club TV series as well as the Just for Laughs Comedy Special, "Oh Canada!". He has also appeared on CBC Radio's, "The Debaters" no less than twenty times. More recently, Derek can be seen on TV in the premiere season of CBC television's, "The Debaters".

Derek's take on all things in life have a Quebecois flare to them that are hysterical for everyone from a corporate to a club audience. (Meaning he works squeaky clean and filthy f#*!in dirty) His connection with his audiences makes him a fan favorite. Whether he's ragging on politics or describing life with his children, he brings us into his perspective without preaching any selfish point of view… he's simply fun to watch and listen to.

With his ranty, 'need to get this out' style, Nathan Macintosh offers a deeper, different perspective that's always fresh and funny. His opinions and thoughts focus on a unique sense of individuality, making him compelling and interesting, while touching on topics most people overlook, and leaving them thinking about them for days after.

He is also a favorite at comedy clubs right across the country, and is one of only five caucasian comedians to have headlined the "All Black Comedy Revue" that has been running for 16 years in Toronto.

"Lively and immensely likable" - Eye Weekly
"Cream of the crop in comedy" - Halifax Hearld
"New Generation of Canadian Funny men" - Sharp Magazine

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This two time Gemini nominee is a force to be reckoned with. Nominated for best comedy performance, this sharp-tongued comedian takes no prisoners. He can take a one-word answer and turn it into a fifteen-minute farce. He's smart, funny and his improv skills are considered among the best.

Ian's stand-up ranges from: observational, to self-deprecating, to one-liners and always with the audience in mind. "People want to be part of the show and it's my job to do that, but never at anyone's expense. It's all in good fun and everyone leaves with a smile on his or her face."

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In Theatres

Lincoln
The Comedy
LUV
Nature Calls
A Royal Affair
Flight
The Man With the Iron Fists
Wreck-It Ralph
The Bay
The Details
Jack and Diane
A Late Quartet
This Must Be the Place
Vamps
The Zen of Bennett
Chasing Mavericks
Cloud Atlas
Fun Size
Silent Hill: Revelation 3D
The Other Son


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Opening this Week

Citadel - 2012-11-16
Anna Karenina - 2012-11-16
Price Check - 2012-11-16
Life of Pi - 2012-11-21
Red Dawn - 2012-11-21
Rise of the Guardians - 2012-11-21
Silver Linings Playbook - 2012-11-21
Hitchcock - 2012-11-23
Rust and Bone - 2012-11-23
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - 2012-12-14
Cirque Du Soleil: Worlds Away 3D - 2012-12-21

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Top 10 Itunes Downloads

1 PSY - Gangnam Style
2 Bruno Mars - Locked Out of Heaven
3 Rihanna - Diamonds
4 Ke$ha - Die Young
5 Maroon 5 - One More Night
6 The Lumineers - Ho Hey
7 Flo Rida - I Cry
8 Fun. - Some Nights
9 Phillip Phillips - Home
10 ADELE - Skyfall