Monday


Zaphod's - MAD CHATTER + TIM GILBERTSON

National Arts Centre - English Theatre: Main Stage Series i think i can - Co-created by Florence Gibson and Shawn Byfield Directed by Conrad Alexandrowicz May 11 - 28, 2011, 7:30 pm Theatre

Tuesday


Canadian Tulip Festival www.tulipfestival.ca

Absolute Comedy - 8:30pm $5.00

Zaphod's - LOVIATAR + SHANE WHITBREAD

Mambo - Mystics & Manicures *Come by for a manicure, be inspired by the tarot reading & stay for the ladies cocktail & tapas specials

Die Atlantic, Belie My Burial, I Now Walk Into The Wild, Accursed Creation, In Sepia, Denounced @ Club SAW - AA/7pm/$10/$12

National Arts Centre - English Theatre: Main Stage Series i think i can - Co-created by Florence Gibson and Shawn Byfield Directed by Conrad Alexandrowicz May 11 - 28, 2011, 7:30 pm Theatre


Wednesday


Canadian Tulip Festival www.tulipfestival.ca

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Showcase 8:30 $6.00

Absolute Comedy 8:30 $6.00

Kinki - Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic readings along our Special Veggie & Vegan menu

Mambo - Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu

Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears @ Bronson Centre Theatre - AA/7pm/$26.50

Young Widows, My Disco, Alaskan, Big D**k @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$10

Zaphod's - breakdown wednesdayz with dj james

Muldoon @ Pier 21

National Arts Centre - English Theatre: Main Stage Series i think i can - Co-created by Florence Gibson and Shawn Byfield Directed by Conrad Alexandrowicz May 11 - 28, 2011, 7:30 pm Theatre


Thursday


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Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy 8:30 $10.00

Kinki - Every Thursday Ladies Night *Enjoy some Live Jazz featuring Samantha Chan and take advantage of our Champagne paired Ladies inspired menu

Mambo - Every Thursday Salsa Fever *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa’s own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 4$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night

Alicia Hansen, Sarah Hallman @ Raw Sugar Cafe (692 Somerset St. W) - AA/9pm/$8

Dead And Divine, Architects, Fall City Fall, Counterparts, Texas With A Dollar Sign @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6:30pm/$17

Tranzmitors (Deranged recs, Vancouver power pop luminaries), Statues (Sudbury skids), Mother's Children (12" release party!), Steve Adamyk Band @ babylon - 19+/9pm/$10

Currents, Greys, Hamilton @ Avant Garde Bar (135 Besserer St.) - 19+/9pm/$5

Dinosaur Bones, Bear Hands, Rebekah Higgs @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/8pm/$10

Zaphod's - Playing Canadiana presents: GLO + ORCHID THIEVES + IN PROSPECT

Evolver @ Pier 21

National Arts Centre - English Theatre: Main Stage Series i think i can - Co-created by Florence Gibson and Shawn Byfield Directed by Conrad Alexandrowicz May 11 - 28, 2011, 7:30 pm Theatre

National Arts Centre - Community Programming - Les Contes Nomades: Moments rappelés avec Josette Noreau, Danièle Vallée et Sandra Kelly Thursday, May 12, 2011, 7:30 pm Fourth Stage



Friday


Canadian Tulip Festival www.tulipfestival.ca

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 9pm 20.00$

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Zaphod's - blank cancas arts collective presents: LIFE IN 2D + THE NIGHTWATCH + STILLNATIVE

Cole Futterer (Of The Strangers) @ Pub 101

Intoxicoustics @ Pier 21

Jarett Lee @ Chances R Patio

The Sultans of Gin @ Fat Tuesdays

Kinki - DJ Dusty on Deck *Dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our Happy Hour menu options

Mambo - Zona Viva *Friday nights just got hotter. Come and show off your best Latin dance moves at Zona Viva 9pm, featuring lessons, dance floor, and Happy Hour specials

Evil Farm Children, The Hook Up @ The Elmdale Tavern - 19+/9pm/$10

Good2Go, The Bushpilots and more @ Black Sheep Inn (Wakefield) - 18+/8pm/$10

The Balconies, Sandman Viper Command, The Dirty Mags @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$1

USS, Michou and more @ Capital Music Hall - 19+/8pm/$20

Wax Mannequin, Jenny Omnichord @ Irene's Pub (885 Bank Street) - 19+/9:00pm/$10

National Arts Centre - English Theatre: Main Stage Series i think i can - Co-created by Florence Gibson and Shawn Byfield Directed by Conrad Alexandrowicz May 11 - 28, 2011, 7:30 pm Theatre

National Arts Centre - Théâtre français: Enfance/jeunesse - Le Temps des muffins [sold out] May 14 - 15, 2011 Studio

National Arts Centre - Prairie Roots Lunch Series Del Barber May 6, 2011, 12pm National Arts Centre - Fourth Stage

National Arts Centre - Michelle Grégoire Quintet Friday, May 6, 2011, 7:30 pm Fourth Stage


Saturday


Canadian Tulip Festival www.tulipfestival.ca

The Magic of Elvis 8PM - May 7, 2011 - Gladstone Theatre For tickets call 613-233-4523 or purchase online at www.thegladstone.ca

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 9pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki - DJ Sean *Your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his wide array of music favoutites from every decade and requests brought to you by DJ Sean

Mambo - DJ Jim Reilly *A long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes

Zaphod's - JOHN LAURIE BEAUMONT + TRAIN JUMPERS + SHANNON ROSE

Cole Futterer @ Barley Mow

Barhaven Duelling Piano's (Tyler Kealey and Dave Kalil) @ Fat Tuesdays

Intoxicoustics @ Pier 21

Shawn Tavenier @ Chances R (College Square)

The Bunny The Bear, We Were The Fires Of Rome, Sirens And Serenades, Hemispheres @ Cafe Dekcuf - AA/19+/7pm/$1

Hawt Rawk Robawt, Billz & Woo, Kaliber @ Avant Garde Bar - 19+/7pm/$5

National Arts Centre - English Theatre: Main Stage Series i think i can - Co-created by Florence Gibson and Shawn Byfield Directed by Conrad Alexandrowicz May 11 - 28, 2011, 7:30 pm Theatre

National Arts Centre - Théâtre français: Enfance/jeunesse - Le Temps des muffins [sold out] May 14 - 15, 2011 Studio

National Arts Centre - 2011 Governor General's Performing Arts Award Gala Saturday, May 14, 2011, 8:00 pm Southam Hall



Sunday


Canadian Tulip Festival www.tulipfestival.ca

Absolute Comedy 8:00 $10.00

Barrymore's - Every Sunday - Retro 80's no cover.

Zaphod's - Trailer Park Bingo & hot fudge sundays with dj the retardinator

Acoustic Patio Tunes @ The Great Canadian Cabin (Weather Depending))

Intended Creation + Solo Skillman @ Pub 101 Indie Sessions

National Arts Centre - English Theatre: Main Stage Series i think i can - Co-created by Florence Gibson and Shawn Byfield Directed by Conrad Alexandrowicz May 11 - 28, 2011, 7:30 pm Theatre

-Join us daily for our 'Extreme Sushi Happy Hour' Mon-Fri 3-6pm / Sun-Tues 9pm-close / Wed-Sat 10pm-close. Enjoy double portions of our Sushi & Hot menu items for a reduced price.

-15$ for 3 course Bento Box and Sushi Combination Lunch Specials

-Every Wednesday Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic readings along our Special Veggie & Vegan menu

-Every Thursday Ladies Night *Enjoy some Live Jazz featuring Samantha Chan and take advantage of our Champagne paired Ladies inspired menu

-Every Friday - DJ Dusty on Deck *Dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our Happy Hour menu options

-Every Saturday - DJ Sean *Your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his wide array of music favoutites from every decade and requests brought to you by DJ Sean

Envision paradise with us, as we invite you on a journey through the Taste and Sounds of our Cultural Series event....

May 19- VIETNAM In Support of the Vietnamese Canadian Federation For the Vietnam Boat People Museum

-Join us daily for our 'Siesta Tapas happy Hour' Mon-Fri 3-6pm / Latenight Wed-Thurs 9pm-close / Fri-Sat 10pm-close Enjoy double portions of Tapas and Select Wine & Cocktails for a reduced price.

-Daily for lunch 1/2 price tapas all day until 4pm. ***Sunday & Monday 1/2 price tapas all day until close-10pm

-Every Tuesday is 'Mystics & Manicures' featuring free manicures, fortune readings, & tapa & cocktail specials...

-Every Wednesday Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu

-Every Thursday Salsa Fever *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa’s own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 4$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night

-Every Friday Live Zone Entertainment and Mambo Nuevo Latino Present Zona Viva- Every Friday Night - 9:00pm - 2:00am Zona VIVA, the new wave of entertainment for 2011. A branch from the Live ZONE entertainment group, one dedicated to bringing the Ottawa nightlife scene what its looking for. With a fresh new elegance, a cutting edge approach and fashionable novelty. Zona VIVA is here to redesign enjoyment, with a Latin touch. Come by to enjoy latin music, food, and free salsa classes. No complexity, hassles or troubles do we endure only supreme service, pleasant atmosphere and complete satisfaction is what we stand for. Join us every Friday 9pm at Mambo Nuevo Latino Ottawa and Live La Zona VIVA! For more information call 613 301 9626

-Every Saturday DJ Jim Reilly *A long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes

Envision paradise with us, as we invite you on a journey through the Taste and Sounds of our Cultural Series event....

May 26th- VENEZUELA In Support of the Venezuelan Association of Ottawa-Gatineau & Churun Meru
JUNE 16th- CHILE In Support of the Chilean Charities La Tertulia & La Red


May 22nd - Spring Fever is in the air Ladies, so come & join us at Mambo for.. The Canadian Men 'Spring-Fling' Edition Chippindale Show! Hosted by...'The Champagnes', the most colourful Drag ensemble in the Nation's Capital, sprung to life to amuse, tantalise and entertain Sunday May 22nd, @ 7pm In support of 'The Childrens Wish Foundation' $45 includes 3-course dinner & show (25% of menu proceeds will be donated to charity) Silent Auction & Raffle prizes provided by ONE WORLD BARTER, and so much more awaits you....

From a blue collar background, Nick Beaton cuts through the bullshit of an overly bureaucratic society that takes itself way too seriously. Whether it’s done through his opinionated rants, hard hitting jokes, or his disarming "every man" personality.

Nick Beaton is a favorite wherever he performs. He has performed at the Montreal Just for laughs festival, the Halifax comedy festival, and has received numerous accolades for his comedy, including being a myspace featured comedian and winning the 2007 Just for Laughs Toronto Homegrown Competition. You can hear Nick on Xm satellite radio's "Laugh Attack," CBC Radio's "The Debaters" or see him on his National Comedy special "Comedy Now!"


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Award winning and two time nominated comedian Doug Funk is a seasoned performer with a fresh and contagious style, whose entertainment background has molded him into one the most funny, thought provoking and versatile comics in the country.

Doug Funk has four consecutive seasons on the Comedy Network to his credit, five seasons on the Global Network, two appearances on the very successful "Air Bud" movies (IV & V), countless TV commercials and hundreds of "Live" performances in every nook and cranny of the country.

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God's gift to atheism Stevie Ray Fomstein is someone who thinks none of you are going to hell. He has been doing comedy for decades now. He started at Yuk Yuk's and then went on to write for the "Roseanne Show" and has performed on Jay Leno.






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Louder Than a Bomb - 2011-05-18
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Cost of a Soul - 2011-05-20

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