Monday


Ottawa Tulip Festival May 3-12, 2013 [link]

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

ELECTRONIC MONDAYS AT ZAPHOD'S

GUN OUTFIT (Olympia, Washington). + ORGAN EYES at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Acoustic Open Mic NIght @ The Rainbow Bistro

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen

Music Monday with Canada’s National Arts Centre May 6, 2013 12:25pm Ottawa City Hall

Legendary Itzhak Perlman in Recital May 6, 2013 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall


Tuesday

Ottawa Tulip Festival May 3-12, 2013 [link]

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Structures, Texas In July, Northlane, Intervals, The Thirteenth Floor @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6pm/$15

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen


Wednesday


Ottawa Tulip Festival May 3-12, 2013 [link]

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

The Sentries + The Sick Sick Sicks + Suits 'n Toques at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD5.00

The Agonist, ...From the Deep, Arguspanos Paspanonoptes, Seeded Among Seven Hills @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$13/$15

Hump @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff @ The Lafayette

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen

My First NAC May 8, 2013 7:30pm NAC Studio

Yannick Conducts Strauss May 8 - 9, 2013 NAC Southam Hall


Thursday


Ottawa Tulip Festival May 3-12, 2013 [link]

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Garden of Weeds + Scissorkick + The Haig at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD5.00

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen

Yannick Conducts Strauss May 8 - 9, 2013 NAC Southam Hall

Dala Thursday | NAC Studio May 9, 2013 8:00pm


Friday

Ottawa Tulip Festival May 3-12, 2013 [link]

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 7:30pm

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Nightbox at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD8.00

Lions Lions, The Maddigans, Here Comes Bigfoot, Kill For Change, Raekon and more @ Montgomery Legion Hall (330 Kent Street) - AA/19+/6:30pm/$10/$13

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente

Shameless @ Babylon

GO BANANAS FRIDAYS @ Liquor Store Party Bar

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen


Saturday

Ottawa Tulip Festival May 3-12, 2013 [link]

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 7:30pm

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Bliss (ex-Bran Van 3000) + Tara Holloway + The Owl Eyes at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Despise You, Vile Intent, Civil Unrest @ Pressed (750 Gladstone) - AA/19+/8pm/$8/$10

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Nationa Arts Centre - Big Mama! - The Willie Mae Thornton Story April 24 - May 11, 2013 conceived and written by Audrei-Kairen

Hey Ocean! Saturday | NAC Studio May 11, 2013 8:00pm


Sunday

Ottawa Tulip Festival May 3-12, 2013 [link]

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO, 9:00 PM CAD0.00

The Jerry Cans, Cody Allen @ Black Sheep Inn (Wakefield, QC) - 19+/4:20pm/$7

Retro 80's Night @ Barrymore's

Mod Club Night @ Babylon

Sunday Bluegrass @ Irene's Pub

Brad Morden @ The Lafayette

Pile Driver Sundays @ OverKill




"He is a stand-up veteran of more than 20 years and he's made it. Legend has it that he is the only guy to come out of Yuk Yuk's Comedy Clubs to have done only one amateur night. Amazingly, despite his busy schedule, he performs every weekend to keep sharp and maintain his youthful energy. He's warm, his performances are exhilarating, and he's damn funny." - Daryl Jung, NOW Magazine

Torontonian Lawrence Morgenstern has headlined at every major comedy club in North America, including The Improv in New York, The Comedy Store in Los Angeles and Yuk Yuk's across Canada.

Lawrence has appeared at The Molson Canadian Toronto Comedy Festival and Montreal's Just For Laughs International Comedy Festival. As well, he has written for singer/impressionist Andre Philippe Gagnon, David Schwimmer of NBC's Friends and comedian Richard Lewis.

In Montreal, interest in Jamie continued to grow. His appearance at the festival was a huge success, getting him a mention in the “Hollywood Reporter” and the “Variety” magazine the following week.

Since Montreal, Jamie’s career continues to soar. He’s made appearances on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, has a half hour special currently running on Comedy Central, and continues headlining at the nation’s top comedy clubs. He has made over 50 appearances on Fox News Redeye, and is currently working on a new television show with Rob Schneider. Jamie Lissow has been called, “The best writer since Seinfeld,” and “Adam Sandler without the guitar.”

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Called ‘a revelation’ by UK’s The Independent and heralded as ‘fantastically intelligent’ by the Globe and Mail, Heidi is a two-time Canadian Comedy Award nominee for Best Female Stand-up in Canada and has combined her background in theatre with her unusually sardonic perception of everyday life to become a standout presence on the North American comedy scene.

Her dry, deadpan delivery has earned her three televised galas as a part of the Montreal International ‘Just For Laughs’ Festival, as well as numerous appearances on CBC radio, television, and on CTV’s ‘Comedy Now!’ In addition to screenwriting, story editing and series development for shows on HBO, FOX, PBS, FAMILY and YTV, Heidi won a Canadian Comedy Award for being part of the staff writing team on CBC’s hit series ‘This Hour Has Twenty Two Minutes’ and won a CBC deal to development her own original television series at the 2007 Just For Laughs “Just For Pitching” event.

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In Theatres

Greetings From Tim Buckley
The Iceman
Kiss of the Damned
Something in the Air
What Maisie Knew
Desperate Acts of Magic
Dead Man's Burden
Caroline and Jackie
Iron Man 3
Pain & Gain
The Big Wedding
Arthur Newman
Graceland
Midnight's Children
Mud
An Oversimplification of Her Beauty
The Reluctant Fundamentalist
See Girl Run
Tai Chi Hero
At Any Price


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Opening this Week

Peeples - 2013-05-10
Aftershock - 2013-05-10
And Now a Word From Our Sponsor - 2013-05-10
Sightseers - 2013-05-10
Erased - 2013-05-10
Venus and Serena - 2013-05-10
Peeples - 2013-05-10
Star Trek Into Darkness - 2013-05-16
Augustine - 2013-05-17
33 Postcards - 2013-05-17
Black Rock - 2013-05-17
Frances Ha - 2013-05-17
The English Teacher - 2013-05-17
Stories We Tell - 2013-05-17
Pieta - 2013-05-17

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Top 10 Itunes Downloads

1 P!nk - Just Give Me a Reason
2 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Can't Hold Us
3 Justin Timberlake - Mirrors
4 Icona Pop - I Love It
5 Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
6 Selena Gomez - Come & Get It
7 Darius Rucker - Wagon Wheel
8 Bruno Mars - When I Was Your Man
9 Blake Shelton - Boys 'Round Here
10 Rihanna - Stay