Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - JOSHUA HYSLOP + FINDING CHUCK + OLD WHISKEY ROAD + BROWN PAPER BAG, 8:00 PM CAD8.00

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - Tuesdays- Mystics & Manicures *Come by for a manicure, be inspired by the tarot reading & stay for the ladies cocktail & tapas specials*

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength - North America's longest running industrial and underground electronic night. Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Volumes, The Contortionist, Your Memorial, Denounced (last show), Wolves In Stride @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6pm/$14

Xerxes, Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate), Warren Franklin, Sartre @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/7pm/$10

National Arts Centre - My First NAC Tuesday | NAC Studio May 29, 2012 7:30pm Running time is approximately 2 hours with no intermission.


Wednesday



Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Kinki - Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… 'Sui Generis' with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...

Mambo - Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu* & on the Rooftop Dj Dusty *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes

Zaphod's - DIE MANNEQUIN + DEARLY BELOVED + DOLL, 8:00 PM CAD10.00

National Arts Centre - Verdi's Requiem Wednesday - Thursday | NAC Southam Hall May 30 - 31, 2012


Thursday



Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki - Thursdays- Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music

Mambo - Thursdays- Danza Latina *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa's own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 5$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night & on the Rooftop 'Fiesta' with Dj Paulo Cardoso & weekly guests playing all styles of worldbeat music from Europe, Caribbean, and South America

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom

Out of Time, War Nerve and more @ Montgomery Legion Hall (330 Kent St.) - AA/6:30pm/$8

The Black Dahlia Murder, Exhumed, Fuck the Facts @ Ritual - AA/6:30pm/$19

National Arts Centre - Verdi's Requiem Wednesday - Thursday | NAC Southam Hall May 30 - 31, 2012


Friday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 9pm - No shows this week.

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Kinki - 'Theme' Fridays- ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60's, to Disco Fever 70's, Crazy 80's, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more…

Mambo - Fridays- Zona Viva *Friday nights just got hotter. Come and show off your best Latin dance moves at Zona Viva , featuring lessons, dance floor, and Happy Hour specials* with Dj's Freddie & Dj's Mendez playing Latin grooves, classic 90's, top 40, and house beats

Zaphod's - GOLDEN BULLDOZER + YES, PLEASE AND THANK YOU + NO FLY LIST, 8:00 PM CAD5.00

Jonathan Becker and the White Devils (full band debut), Nick Sherman, Downside Kid @ Raw Sugar Cafe - AA/19+/8pm - $5 @ door

BADBADNOTGOOD, Daughters of the Revolution, DJ Zattar, DJ Memetic @ Ritual - 19+/10pm/$10

National Arts Centre - Toronto Symphony Orchestra Friday | NAC Southam Hall June 1, 2012 8:00pm


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 8 pm & 10:30 pm - No shows this week.

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - Suave Saturdays- with DJ Jim Reilly *a long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes*

Kinki - 'Classic' Saturdays- ~DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He'll keep you guessing for more.

Zaphod's - TAMMY JONES BAND + BLUE SWITCH + BRAVE THE THIRD, 8:00 PM CAD6.00

Spartan Race Ottawa - www.spartanrace.com


Sunday


Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Mambo - Bombshell Sundays- & on the Rooftop with Dj Eric Latulippe & friends Playing the best funky, soulful house music the city has to offer, & enjoy specials on buckets of Coronitas all day long..

Live Music @ Liquor Store Party Bar

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO - Interspersed by HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS with DJ Retardinator

Spartan Race Ottawa - www.spartanrace.com



Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… 'Sui Generis' with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...

Thursdays- Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music

'Theme' Fridays- ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60's, to Disco Fever 70's, Crazy 80's, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more…

'Classic' Saturdays- ~DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He'll keep you guessing for more..


Tuesdays- Mystics & Manicures *Come by for a manicure, be inspired by the tarot reading & stay for the ladies cocktail & tapas specials*

Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu* & on the Rooftop Dj Dusty *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes

Thursdays- Danza Latina *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa's own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 5$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night & on the Rooftop 'Fiesta' with Dj Paulo Cardoso & weekly guests playing all styles of worldbeat music from Europe, Caribbean, and South America

Fridays- Zona Viva *Friday nights just got hotter. Come and show off your best Latin dance moves at Zona Viva , featuring lessons, dance floor, and Happy Hour specials* with Dj's Freddie & Dj's Mendez playing Latin grooves, classic 90's, top 40, and house beats

Suave Saturdays- with DJ Jim Reilly *a long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes*

Bombshell Sundays- & on the Rooftop with Dj Eric Latulippe & friends Playing the best funky, soulful house music the city has to offer, & enjoy specials on buckets of Coronitas all day long..


Kristeen von Hagen has been hailed as one of the Top 30 Power Women in Canada by Elle Magazine alongside such entertainers as Avril Lavigne, Sarah Polley, and Wrestling Diva Trish Stratus. She was the recipient of a Canadian Comedy Award for Best Female Stand-up of 2002. She toured Western Canada with Puppetry of the Penis; not as the main attraction, of course, but she was a fantastic fluffer.

Kristeen is one of the most polished and talented young comics on the comedy scene today. She is a smart, sophisticated comedian with a contemporary twenty-something point of view. Over the past number of years Kristeen has amassed many TV credits and garnered much media attention.

Kristeen excels at sketch as well; she wrote and performed in CBC's SketchCom with troupe, Pale By Comparison, receiving a Canadian Comedy Award nominations in 2001 for Outstanding New Sketch Troupe. She was also nominated that year for Best Female Stand-up.

Jesse Joyce started his comedy career in Pittsburgh in 1998. In 2001 he made the move to New York City and has been earning a reputation as a rising star on the comedy scene with performances loved by crowds around the world, and a writing style admired and respected by comedians at every level.

Spawned from a family of lawyers, professional jugglers, an army ranger and a circus clown, Joyce developed his own unique brand of comic charisma which he brings to the standup comedy stage entwining distinctively intelligent material and high energy performance.

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Chris Quigley has been wowing audiences and mastering his craft from the young age of 19, making him one of Canada 's top Comedians, and earning him an hour Special on CTV's well known "Comedy Now". With a wide range of topics and facial expressions that are second to none, he is sure to please all audiences young and old. He happily tears up the mythologies of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness with superb ease and accuracy.

He is an energetic comedic force and a "kamikaze" humorist. He's a favourite at the Yuk Yuk's clubs, colleges and festivals across the country. If you're a fan of comedy with little to no vulgarity, this is one comedian you do not want to miss!

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The star-studded line-up of artists performing at Capital Hoedown on August 10, 11, and 12 includes super star Taylor Swift, along with Reba, Brad Paisley, The Band Perry, Ronnie Dunn, Terri Clark, Gord Bamford, Dean Brody, Tara Oram, Marshall Dane, Chad Brownlee and High Valley.

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In Theatres

Chernobyl Diaries
Cowgirls N' Angels
The Intouchables
Moonrise Kingdom
Six Figures
Battleship
What to Expect When You're Expecting
American Animal
Hysteria
Lovely Molly
Mansome
Polisse
Virginia
A Monster in Paris
The Dictator
The Samaritan
The Deep Blue Sea
To Catch a Thief
The Snows of Kilimanjaro
A Streetcar Named Desire


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Opening this Week

Battlefield America - 2012-06-01
Piranha 3DD - 2012-06-01
Apartment 143 - 2012-06-01
For Greater Glory - 2012-06-01
High School - 2012-06-01
The Loved Ones - 2012-06-01
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted - 2012-06-08
Prometheus - 2012-06-08
Dark Horse - 2012-06-08
Lola Versus - 2012-06-08
Peace, Love & Misunderstanding - 2012-06-08
Bel Ami - 2012-06-08
Safety Not Guaranteed - 2012-06-08
Paul Williams Still Alive - 2012-06-08

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Top 10 Itunes Downloads

1 Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
2 Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know
3 Phillip Phillips - Home
4 Maroon 5 - Payphone
5 Pitbull - Back In Time
6 Rihanna - Where Have You Been
7 Fun. - We Are Young
8 Justin Bieber - Boyfriend
9 Flo Rida - Wild Ones
10 Usher - Scream