Join the Kinki Crew on Thursday June 4, 7pm for a night of Menu & Cocktail Sampling with live entertainment featuring: Saffron St James (Lounge Singer)- Jade London (Drag Queen) - Steven Lafond (Magician)- Helvetica Bold (Hostess)- Burlesque performance - Resident DJ's and more....

As we celebrate th rebirth of the new Kinki - Your place to Eat, Louge, Drink and Play.
613-789-7559


Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - $8 Mexican Nachos | $5 Margaritas $5 Sleeman Draft

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $6 Kinki Martini | $5 Steam Whistle | $8 Shrimp tempura

NAC Orchestra Bursary Competition Finals May 25, 2015, 1:00pm

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm

Mambo - $4 Fiesta Tacos | $5 Red Sangria | $6 Texate Cans

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $6 Kinki Cocktail | $5 Perth Brew| $8 Pulled Beef Poutine

Chris Cresswell (of Flatliners), Ian Graham (of Cheap Girls) @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$10

Needles and Opium May 27 - June 6, 2015 - NAC Theatre


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $5 Bar Rail| $5.5 Sapporo | $17 Playboy Steak

Mambo - $9 Chipotle Wings | $5 Mojitos | $5 Perth Euro Pilsner

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge

Downtown Boys, Treasure Fleet, Weed Mom @ House of TARG - 19+/8pm/$8

Needles and Opium May 27 - June 6, 2015 - NAC Theatre


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Mambo - $9 Chorizo Poutine | $5 Bar Rail | $5 Perth East Amber

Kinki - Special Event- 7pm- June 4 - Menu & Cocktail Sampling with live entertainment featuring: Saffron St James (Lounge Singer)- Jade London (Drag Queen) - Steven Lafond (Magician)- Helvetica Bold (Hostess)- Burlesque performance - Resident DJ's and more....

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $5 Bar Rail| $5 Steam Whistle| $17.5 Braised Rib

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR

Needles and Opium May 27 - June 6, 2015 - NAC Theatre


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - $7 Guacamole & Chips | $4 Select Shooters

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $22 Wine Bottle | $5 Perth Brew| $10 Chef's Choice Kinki Roll

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro

Irene's Pub - Destiny - 9:30pm

Needles and Opium May 27 - June 6, 2015 - NAC Theatre

Andy Shauf with guest Marine Dreams May 29, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:00pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $17 Premium Draft Pitcher| $22 Kinki Sangria Pitcher| $20 Sushi Combo (16pc)

Mambo - $6 Salsa Verde | $5 Select Shooters

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro

Ginger Fox Band + Toast Of The Town + Chase Cameron at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Cancer Bats and more @ Ritual - AA/19+/7pm/$22.50

Irene's Pub - Shannon Lyon plus Ken Tizzard - 9:30pm

Needles and Opium May 27 - June 6, 2015 - NAC Theatre

2015 Governor General’s Performing Arts Awards Gala May 30, 2015, 6:30pm NAC Southam Hall

Laura Crema May 30, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Mambo - 15$ Lunch & Weekend brunch specials Inclusive of soup, salad, main, & beverage | daily 11-4pm Accompany your lunch/brunch with a 20oz draft or mambo cocktail for 3$

Mambo - $9 Chipotle Wings | $5 Coronas | $5 Tequila Caesar | $5 Bar Rail

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $15 Domestic Draft Pitcher| $6 Caesars| $6 Mimosa | $7 Hot Wings

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - Sun Crescent BBQ Stompers - 9:00pm

Needles and Opium May 27 - June 6, 2015 - NAC Theatre

Staging Our Histories History (a)Live: Pasts off the Page & on the Stage May 31, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Diana Krall with Orchestra-Wallflower World Tour May 31, 2015, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall


Terry McGurrin has performed stand up comedy all over the world and is honoured to have toured overseas an impressive 8 times entertaining the Canadian Forces serving abroad.

He is a 4 time Gemini Nominee (twice as a writer, and twice as a performer) as well as being the only Canadian to have been nominated in four different categories at the Canadian Comedy Awards

(Comedy Performer - TV, Comedy Performer – Radio, Comedy Performer - Live, and Comedy Director - TV).

Comedian, author, and talk radio host Ward Anderson is one of the busiest entertainers working today. As a comedian, he has performed at comedy clubs, theatres, and colleges all over North America. He has toured to locations as far west as Alaska and as east as Singapore, and has performed for tens of thousands of people in a career that has spanned almost two decades.

He has made numerous TV appearances, including Daytime, Breakfast Television, and MuchMusic's Video on Trial. CBC has featured him on the shows The Debaters and Laugh Out Loud.

Ward Anderson is currently one-half of the talk radio show, "Ward and Al". Co-hosted by comedian Allison Dore, "Ward and Al" can be heard weekdays on SiriusXM satellite radio. A blend of news, current events, and entertainment talk, "Ward and Al" is one of the most popular talk radio shows on satellite radio, and has been nominated for a Canadian Comedy Award.

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