Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Dope Stars Inc. (Italy) + The Rabid Whole + Dead Culture Society at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD8.00

Acoustic Open Mic NIght @ The Rainbow Bistro

Critical Convictions, New Flesh, Aube, Rough House @ 443 Kent St. - AA/7pm/$5

Keith Harkin and more @ Mavericks - 19+/8:00pm/$25


Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Goat Cheese, Permanent Bastards, Benevenstanciano, The Valveenus @ Cafe Dekcuf - AA/8:00pm/$8

Miss Caledonia May 14 - 25, 2013 written and performed by Melody A. Johnson Musical arrangements and original score by Alison Porter directed by Rick Roberts and Aaron Willis NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 70 minutes with no intermission.

La nuit juste avant les forêts May 14 - 18, 2013 Written by Bernard-Marie Koltès Directed by Brigitte Haentjens Venue to be announced


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Sleep When You're Dead + Through These Words + Letters From the Princess + Preeminent + Akoufen at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD10.00

Mixtapes, Masked Intruder, Robots! Everywhere!! @ Pressed (750 Gladstone Ave) - AA/19+/8pm/$10/$12

Hump @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff @ The Lafayette

Miss Caledonia May 14 - 25, 2013 written and performed by Melody A. Johnson Musical arrangements and original score by Alison Porter directed by Rick Roberts and Aaron Willis NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 70 minutes with no intermission.

La nuit juste avant les forêts May 14 - 18, 2013 Written by Bernard-Marie Koltès Directed by Brigitte Haentjens Venue to be announced

Schubert's "Great" May 15 - 16, 2013 NAC Southam Hall


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

The Superlative + Metronome Jones + Static Revolt at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD8.00

After The Fall, Pink Flamingos, Brutal Youth, Walk The Plank, Jon Creeden @ Scum House (558 Gladstone) - AA/7:30pm/$5

Coliseum, Californiax, Crusades, Spilt Guts @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/8:00pm/$13

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Miss Caledonia May 14 - 25, 2013 written and performed by Melody A. Johnson Musical arrangements and original score by Alison Porter directed by Rick Roberts and Aaron Willis NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 70 minutes with no intermission.

La nuit juste avant les forêts May 14 - 18, 2013 Written by Bernard-Marie Koltès Directed by Brigitte Haentjens Venue to be announced

Schubert's "Great" May 15 - 16, 2013 NAC Southam Hall


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 7:30pm

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Browncoats Burlesque presents: Comic KHANNN! at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD12.00

Timeshares, Dead Weights, Rhubarbs, Fresh Hell @ Cafe Lunetta (665 Bronson) - 19+/8:00pm/$5

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente

Shameless @ Babylon

GO BANANAS FRIDAYS @ Liquor Store Party Bar

Miss Caledonia May 14 - 25, 2013 written and performed by Melody A. Johnson Musical arrangements and original score by Alison Porter directed by Rick Roberts and Aaron Willis NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 70 minutes with no intermission.

La nuit juste avant les forêts May 14 - 18, 2013 Written by Bernard-Marie Koltès Directed by Brigitte Haentjens Venue to be announced


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 7:30pm

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Evil Elvis at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Ottawa Rock Lottery and more @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$10

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Miss Caledonia May 14 - 25, 2013 written and performed by Melody A. Johnson Musical arrangements and original score by Alison Porter directed by Rick Roberts and Aaron Willis NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 70 minutes with no intermission.

La nuit juste avant les forêts May 14 - 18, 2013 Written by Bernard-Marie Koltès Directed by Brigitte Haentjens Venue to be announced


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO, 9:00 PM CAD0.00

Retro 80's Night @ Barrymore's

Mod Club Night @ Babylon

Sunday Bluegrass @ Irene's Pub

Brad Morden @ The Lafayette

Pile Driver Sundays @ OverKill

Miss Caledonia May 14 - 25, 2013 written and performed by Melody A. Johnson Musical arrangements and original score by Alison Porter directed by Rick Roberts and Aaron Willis NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 70 minutes with no intermission.

Music for a Sunday Afternoon May 19, 2013 2:00pm National Gallery of Canada


A gregarious and dynamic comedian with a knack for telling it like it is, Rob has become one of the brightest voices to hit the Canadian comedy scene. With unmistakeable charm, wit and trade-mark act-outs, Rob is a must see performance.

Rob has also appeared as a regular on the MTV series Punk'd, showcased at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal, and recently had his one hour “Comedy Now” special air on the Comedy Channel.

Matt Davis is a firm believer that nothing is sacred…nothing is safe. With over one million online video views, and five full length comedy albums, Matt Davis is a comedic force of dark and dirty humor.

Matt was recently featured at Sketch Fest in San Francisco (2013) and on The Nasty Show at the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal (2012). Already a veteran touring performer, he recently headlined the 12 show “Operation Laughter” tour for U.S. troops in the Middle East and Africa (presented by Armed Forces Entertainment) that covered nine bases in five countries (2013). Matt’s “dirty but smart” sense of humor has earned him an Editor’s Choice on Sony’s Crackle.com (2007), and has had him featured in a top ten list on Cracked Magazine’s Cracked.com (2012).

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May 24-25: Jeff’s clean and clever comedy has made him a favourite at clubs, colleges and corporate events across the country. Having grown up with blue-collar roots in Oshawa, Ontario his comedy is accessible. However, behind his wide eyed, laid back style lays a razor sharp wit that continually leaves audiences in stitches.

Jeff has quickly established himself as a rising star in the Canadian comedy scene, having appeared at the Calgary Comedy Festival and Hogtown Comedy Festival in Toronto. As well, he can be heard on XM Satellite Radio. As a writer, Jeff freelances for several major advertising agencies as well as being a staff writer for MSN.ca When he is not wowing audiences and readers with his incredible writing, Jeff can also be seen in his many commercials.

He has appeared in international campaigns for many large companies such as Budweiser, Honda and Canadian Tire. Regardless of the medium, Jeff is an undeniable talent that should not be missed.


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In Theatres

Peeples
Aftershock
And Now a Word From Our Sponsor
Sightseers
Venus and Serena
Peeples
Generation Um...
Greetings From Tim Buckley
The Iceman
Kiss of the Damned
Something in the Air
What Maisie Knew
Desperate Acts of Magic
Dead Man's Burden
Caroline and Jackie
Iron Man 3
Pain & Gain
The Big Wedding
Arthur Newman
Graceland


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Opening this Week

Erased - 2013-05-17
Augustine - 2013-05-17
33 Postcards - 2013-05-17
Black Rock - 2013-05-17
Frances Ha - 2013-05-17
The English Teacher - 2013-05-17
Stories We Tell - 2013-05-17
Pieta - 2013-05-17
Fast & Furious 6 - 2013-05-24
Epic - 2013-05-24
The Hangover Part III - 2013-05-24
Before Midnight - 2013-05-24
Fill the Void - 2013-05-24
A Green Story - 2013-05-24
We Steal Secrets: The Story of WikiLeaks - 2013-05-24

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1 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Can't Hold Us
2 P!nk - Just Give Me a Reason
3 Justin Timberlake - Mirrors
4 Selena Gomez - Come & Get It
5 Icona Pop - I Love It
6 Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
7 Blake Shelton - Boys 'Round Here
8 Bruno Mars - When I Was Your Man
9 Darius Rucker - Wagon Wheel
10 Mariah Carey - #Beautiful