Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - ‘All Day’ happy hour specials in effect from noon until close

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $6 Kinki Martini | $5 Steam Whistle | $8 Shrimp tempura

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm

Mambo - 'Ayce' Tapas Tuesday 'all you can eat' tapas tuesday Adults $25 | kids $16 (13 & under)

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $6 Kinki Cocktail | $5 Perth Brew| $8 Pulled Beef Poutine

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $5 Bar Rail| $5.5 Sapporo | $17 Playboy Steak

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Volbeat, Anthrax, Crobot - AA/8PM

Tonight On Our Stage May 13, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Mambo - Rendez vous Thursday - Choose any two appetizers & bottle of house red or white wine $45 (*offer excludes tacos & camarones) 6$ mojitos

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $5 Bar Rail| $5 Steam Whistle| $17.5 Braised Rib

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

The Strain, Van Damsel, JBKD at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD10.00

Whitehorse @ National Arts Centre - AA/19+/7pm/$30-55

Album de finissants May 14 - 15, 2015 NAC Studio

Whitehorse with guest Lindy Vopnfjörð May 14, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Theatre

Megan Jerome CD Release May 14, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Shelley & Stravinsky’s Firebird May 14, 2015, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - Viva Friday. Choose any two mains and receive a complimentary appetizer (*offer excludes tacos & camarones) 6$ margaritas

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $22 Wine Bottle | $5 Perth Brew| $10 Chef's Choice Kinki Roll

Alexandra + Waxing Moon + Tina Wallace and The... at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Black Pussy, Hellbros, Blackbread @ House of TARG - 19+/7pm/$8/$10

Irene's Pub - Ol’ Savannah plus The John Punch Band - 9:30pm

Album de finissants May 14 - 15, 2015 NAC Studio

The Repast: Webcast Part One May 15, 2015, 10:00am Debajehmujig Creation Centre (Manitoulin Island)

Shelley & Stravinsky’s Firebird Casual Fridays with the NAC Orchestra May 15, 2015, 7:00pm NAC Southam Hall

Album de finissants May 14 - 15, 2015 NAC Studio

Canadian Tulip Festival - Ottawa - Gatineau, 8-18 May 2015 - tulipfestival.ca

Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:00pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $17 Premium Draft Pitcher| $22 Kinki Sangria Pitcher| $20 Sushi Combo (16pc)

Mambo - Samba Saturday - Chefs choice mambo antipasto sharing plate & Two glasses of house red or white wine $30 Featuring dj Frederico

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Ty Hall: CD Release Party + The Bristol Hum + Rommel Ribeiro Trio at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Irene's Pub - Firebelly with Bella Cat - 9:30pm

The Repast: Webcast Part Three May 16, 2015, 10:00am Debajehmujig Creation Centre (Manitoulin Island)

Ce qui nous relie ? May 16, 2015, 4:00pm NAC Studio

Canadian Tulip Festival - Ottawa - Gatineau, 8-18 May 2015 - tulipfestival.ca


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Mambo - 15$ Lunch & Weekend brunch specials Inclusive of soup, salad, main, & beverage | daily 11-4pm Accompany your lunch/brunch with a 20oz draft or mambo cocktail for 3$

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $15 Domestic Draft Pitcher| $6 Caesars| $6 Mimosa | $7 Hot Wings

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - Sun Crescent BBQ Stompers - 9:00pm

Counting Crows May 17, 2015, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall

Canadian Tulip Festival - Ottawa - Gatineau, 8-18 May 2015 - tulipfestival.ca


Toronto native Eddie Della Siepe is a comedian, actor and television personality. An emerging talent who quickly became a mainstay on the Canadian comedy scene with two successful 15-city national stand-up tours under his belt, Much Music's Jury Duty and Jury Duty 2: Even Jurier.

He is an audience favourite at comedy clubs, university/college campuses and festivals, such as Just For Laughs in Montreal and LOL in Sudbury, and has showcased his talents at the Comedy Store and The Improv in Los Angeles. He was runner up at the Great Canadian Laugh Off and SiriusXM Canada's Next Top Comic competition in 2011.

If there's a club, hall, bar or basement that need jokes, Larry XL is ready to entertain. Larry XL's is a favorite with audiences from Florida to Canada. He's been a finalist in comedy competitions in his native Baltimore and neighboring cities like Washington, DC and Philadelphia. Soon after he started performing at area clubs, Larry XL recorded a concert CD with the DC Standup All-Stars, 2004's DC Standup vs. Earth and later his own live DVD, 2009’s Crowd Control.

He then hit the road performing in some of the nation's best comedy clubs (and anywhere else with electricity) opening for the likes of Bobby Slayton, John Witherspoon, Ralphie May, Jim Florentine, Don Jamieson, Roy Wood Jr., Finesse Mitchell, and Charlie Murphy. He has also been heard on XM Satellite Radio and Baltimore's 98 Rock. Larry XL has recently performed in some of the country’s largest comedy venues like the Stardome in Birmingham, Alabama and the Borgata in Atlantic City. In the Fall of 2012 Larry XL will appear in the film "Elf-Man" starring Jason Acuna (from MTV’s “Jackass”).

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