Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - Sweet folk, 80s, Bluegrass, Punk and Acoustic Jams Every Monday with DJ Natebreed 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

National Arts Centre - Ottawa Symphony Orchestra Monday | NAC Southam Hall March 5, 2012, 8:00pm

Ian Cameron @ Pier 21

Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - Mystic & Manicure Tuesdays*Featuring complimentary Manicures, Crystal Readings & Cocktail-Tapas specials

Zaphod's TuesdaysIndustrial Strength - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night. Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Hate Eternal, Cerebral Bore, Argus Panoptes, Accursed Creation, OBCURACY @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$16/$20

Wednesday



Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Kinki - Mystic Garden Wednesdays *Featuring Crystal Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu

Mambo - Mystic Garden Wednesdays*Featuring our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu

Zaphod's - DON'T PANIC: Zaphod's 20th Anniversary Celebration featuring BIG JEEZUS TRUCK + ANDY SNAP and THE LOOSE CANNONS

Ben Cooper @ Pier 21

Open Stage (Solo and Full Band) @ Live Lounge


Thursday



Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Zaphod's DON'T PANIC: Zaphod's 20th Anniversary Celebration featuring ORIENTEERS + YOUR FIRST LOVER + BRENNAN PILKINGTON

Kinki - Diva Thursdays *Featuring, complimentary Manicures, our 'Aphprodite' inspired menu, & special weekly guests

Mambo - El Barrio Thursdays *Featuring complimentary Tango lessons from 8-10pm & Cocktail-Tapas specials

Chachi On Acid @ 4th Floor Atrium University Centre (1125 Colonel By Drive) - AA/9:30pm/FREE

Plants and Animals, Thus:Owls @ Ritual (137 Besserer St.) - 19+/8pm/$17

John K. Samson & The Provincial Band, Shotgun Jimmie and more @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$17.50

National Arts Centre - Carmina Burana Thursday - Friday | NAC Southam Hall March 8 - 9, 2012

National Arts Centre - José Navas | Compagnie Flak Personae Thursday - Saturday | NAC Studio March 8 - 10, 2012, 8:00pm


Friday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 9pm

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

The Sultans of Gin @ Fat Tuesdays

Zaphod's - DON'T PANIC: Zaphod's 20th Anniversary Celebration featuring SOUND OF LIONS + EXETER

Kinki - Unleash Fridays *Featuring DJ Dusty on deck playing his best urban, dance, and retro beats

Mambo - Zona Viva Fridays*Featuring DJ Frederico on deck to serenade & entertain

Shahman, Greys, Caymans @ 337 Lemoine st. - AA/8pm/$5

Musk Ox (Progressive Chamber Folk), Paper Beat Scissors (Transcendental Songwriter - CD Release!), Claude Munson (Deep Sea Folk) @ The Mercury Lounge (56 Byward Market) - AA/6:30pm/$10

Kalle Mattson, Rococode, Ashleys, The Richardson Band @ Mavericks - 19+/9pm/$10

garaga, The Johnnies @ The Downstairs Club at the Clocktower Brew Pub (575 Bank Street) - 19+/8:30pm/OTHER

The Sultans of Gin @ Fat Tuesdays

National Arts Centre -National Arts Centre - Carmina Burana Thursday - Friday | NAC Southam Hall March 8 - 9, 2012

National Arts Centre - José Navas | Compagnie Flak Personae Thursday - Saturday | NAC Studio March 8 - 10, 2012, 8:00pm

Niagara VS Ottawa 67's 7:30pm


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 8 pm & 10:30 pm

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - Suave Saturdays *Featuring DJ Jim Reilly on deck to mix & mingle

Zaphod's - DON'T PANIC: Zaphod's 20th Anniversary Celebration featuring BOURBON&SPICE BURLESQUE + THE PELTS + SUNS OF STONE

Mike O'Neill, The Golden Seals @ Raw Sugar Cafe (692 Somerset St. W) - AA/8:30pm/$10

Duelling Piano's (Tyler Kealey and Dave Kalil) @ Fat Tuesdays

National Arts Centre - José Navas | Compagnie Flak Personae Thursday - Saturday | NAC Studio March 8 - 10, 2012, 8:00pm

National Arts Centre - Just For Laughs presents Danny Bhoy Saturday | NAC Southam Hall March 10, 2012, 7:30pm


Sunday


Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Live Music @ Liquor Store Party Bar

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO - Interspersed by HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS with DJ Retardinator

Titan, Loviatar, Teethmarks, Dark Circles @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/8pm/$7

National Arts Centre - An Evening with Jann Arden Sunday | March 11, 2012, 8:00pm

Mississauga VS Ottawa 67's 2:00pm



Mystic Garden Wednesdays *Featuring Crystal Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu

Diva Thursdays *Featuring, complimentary Manicures, our 'Aphprodite' inspired menu, & special weekly guests

Unleash Fridays *Featuring DJ Dusty on deck playing his best urban, dance, and retro beats

Throwback Saturdays *Featuring DJ Sean on Deck playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes



Mystic & Manicure Tuesdays*Featuring complimentary Manicures, Crystal Readings & Cocktail-Tapas specials

Mystic Garden Wednesdays*Featuring our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu

El Barrio Thursdays *Featuring complimentary Tango lessons from 8-10pm & Cocktail-Tapas specials

Zona Viva Fridays*Featuring DJ Frederico on deck to serenade & entertain and mingle

Suave Saturdays *Featuring DJ Jim Reilly on deck to mix & mingle

Hosted by Stephan Klovan "Ottawa's Party King" The Canadian Men's Spring Fling Chippendale show at Mambo on April 6th. $ 45 includes a 3 course dinner and show. 25% of the proceeds will be donated to the children's wish foundation. Silent Auction and Raffle Prizes to be won. Call to reserve. [more info]

Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!

With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!

Tickets start as low as $12.00 for children 12 years old and under, so call 755-1166 to book your seats now, or visist www.ottawa67s.com for more information.

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Eddie Della Siepe is a comedian to look out for. With his amazing stage presence, improvisational skills and original material it has made him both a favorite in comedy clubs and on television. He stars on MuchMusic’s two highest rated shows, Video On Trial and Love Court and is one of the networks most recognizable faces.

He has taped his first ever 30 minute stand-up special for CTV/Comedy network and has also appeared at the Sudbury Comedy Festival. He has had two 15 city national stand up tours, Jury Duty and Jury Duty 2: Even Jurier and has showcased his talents at the Hollywood Improv and Comedy Store in Los Angeles. Eddie is also a talented actor. In 2004 he was a lead in the modern day war drama “American Soldiers” by accomplished Hollywood director Sidney Furie.

In 2005, he was featured in two well received Indie films, “Smoked” and “Master Plan”, both official selections of the Queens Film Festival in New York, the Los Angeles Film Festival, and New York Film & Video Festival. With his hilarious stand up act, his work on both television and in film Eddie become one of the brightest young comedic talents in the country.



As a comedian Evan Carter has been called "a young Bill Cosby". Evan spends his time observing the world through his eyes, the eyes of a father, husband , son and friend. His likes, dislikes and especially what confuses him provide an endless source of fascination and material.

If you're looking for a comedian who will come out and attack the audience with insults and abusive language you can stop reading right now. But if you want a stand-up comedian who allows the audience to sit back relax and have a good hard laugh at life then you've come to the right place. It's not unusual to hear comments like "that happened to me the other day", "my kids do that all the time", "my husband/wife does that to me too, I thought I was the only one". Well you're not, and comedian Evan Carter is here to let you know and that it's okay to laugh about it.

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Ottawa comic Don Kelly has starred in numerous national comedy specials including CTV’s Comedy Now and CBC’s Comics along with numerous appearances on The Winnipeg Comedy Festival, The Debaters and Madly Off in All Directions. Don is also the host and star of the Gemini-nominated series Fish Out of Water on APTN. Don’s comedy ranges from sharp observations on everyday life to bizarre flights of fancy. He’s a comic for any audience and all occasions!



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In Theatres

Project X
Being Flynn
Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Boy
Let the Bullets Fly
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Sound of Noise
Act of Valor
Gone
Tyler Perry's Good Deeds
Wanderlust
The Forgiveness of Blood
A Monster in Paris
Nightmare
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
The Secret World of Arrietty
On the Ice
Thin Ice
Bullhead
Undefeated


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Opening this Week

Silent House - 2012-03-09
A Thousand Words - 2012-03-09
The Decoy Bride - 2012-03-09
Footnote - 2012-03-09
Friends With Kids - 2012-03-09
Jiro Dreams of Sushi - 2012-03-09
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen - 2012-03-09
Seeking Justice - 2012-03-09
Good For Nothing - 2012-03-09
21 Jump Street - 2012-03-16
Casa de Mi Padre - 2012-03-16
Detachment - 2012-03-16
The FP - 2012-03-16
Jeff, Who Lives At Home - 2012-03-16
The Kid with a Bike - 2012-03-16
Natural Selection - 2012-03-16
Reuniting the Rubins - 2012-03-16
Goon - 2012-03-30

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Top 10 Itunes Downloads

1 Fun. - We Are Young
2 The Wanted - Glad You Came
3 Kelly Clarkson - Stronger
4 ADELE - Set Fire to the Rain
5 Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know
6 Katy Perry - Part of Me
7 Nicki Minaj - Starships
8 Flo Rida - Wild Ones
9 LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It
10 Carrie Underwood - Good Girl