Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - ELECTRONIC MONDAYS AT ZAPHOD'S with DJ LOWPASS featuring DJ EAN SKIZZLE, 10:00 PM FREE

Un March 5 - 8, 2014 Written, directed and interpreted by Mani Soleymanlou NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 1 hour with no intermission.

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

ENRON February 17 - March 1, 2014 by Lucy Prebble NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 2 hours 40 minutes with intermission.

Steelheads VS Ottawa 67's 7:00pm

Un March 5 - 8, 2014 Written, directed and interpreted by Mani Soleymanlou NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 1 hour with no intermission.

Bill Burr March 4 - 6, 2014 NAC Theatre

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Hump @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Un March 5 - 8, 2014 Written, directed and interpreted by Mani Soleymanlou NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 1 hour with no intermission.

Bill Burr March 4 - 6, 2014 NAC Theatre

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Matt Webb (of Marianas Trench), Fake Shark - Real Zombie!, Jessica Lee @ Mavericks - AA/19+/7pm/$15

Forsyth’s Double Concerto March 6, 2014, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall

Bill Burr March 4 - 6, 2014 NAC Theatre

Claudia Salguero - IDILIO March 6 - 7, 2014 NAC Fourth Stage


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Alvvays with Etiquette, Stella Ella Ola at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD10.00

Forsyth’s Double Concerto Casual Fridays with the NAC Orchestra March 7, 2014, 7:00pm NAC Southam Hall


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Sam Cash & The Romantic Dogs + Adam Baldwin at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD12.00

Laura Smith in conert March 8, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Retro 80's Night @ Barrymore's

Sam Cash and the Romantic Dogs, Adam Baldwin @ Zaphod Beeblebrox - 19+/8pm/$12

Disney Live! Mickey's Rockin’ Road Show March 9, 2014 NAC Southam Hall




Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!

With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!

Tickets start as low as $20.00 for children 12 years old and under, so call 755-1166 to book your seats now, or visist www.ottawa67s.com for more information.

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Chris Quigley has been wowing audiences and mastering his craft from the young age of 19, making him one of Canada 's top Comedians, and earning him an hour Special on CTV's well known “Comedy Now”. With a wide range of topics and facial expressions that are second to none, he is sure to please all audiences young and old.

He happily tears up the mythologies of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness with superb ease and accuracy. He is an energetic comedic force and a "kamikaze" humorist. He's a favourite at the Yuk Yuk's clubs, colleges and festivals across the country. If you're a fan of comedy with little to no vulgarity, this is one comedian you do not want to miss!

K. Trevor Wilson has spent over half his life in entertainment, a graduate of the Etobicoke School of the Arts, he started as a child actor before making the move to stand-up comedy 11 years ago. As an actor, with TV credits ranging from Goosebumps to Breakout Kings and film roles like Score: A Hockey Musical.

As a touring comic he has headlined shows all over Canada, become the only two time winner of the Toronto Comedy Brawl, performed on a CBC gala at the 2011 Winnipeg Comedy Festival and worked with the likes of Mick Foley, Todd Glass and Brent Butt. Big things continue to happen for this big man, the self-proclaimed Man Mountain of Comedy. Trevor performed on a CBC gala at the 2011 Winnipeg Comedy Festival hosted by Brent Butt, won the Irwin Barker Award at the 2012 Homegrown Competition at Just For Laughs, and was handpicked to open for both Patton Oswalt and Louis CK at the first JFL 42.

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