Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Bend Sinister, Miss Polygamy @ Raw Sugar Cafe - AA/8pm/$8

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

The Pack A.D. with In Heat, Pkew Pkew Pkew at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD14.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Hump @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

The Hanson Brothers, Uranium Comeback, Uncooperatives @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$15

SpandX + Eyedollz at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD5.00

Live Webcast: 2014 GGPAA Recipient Announcement March 26, 2014, 11:00am The Phi Centre | Running time is approximately 1 hour with no intermission.

Seeds March 26 - April 12, 2014 by Annabel Soutar NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

Patrice Michaud March 26, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Smoota at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Seeds March 26 - April 12, 2014 by Annabel Soutar NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

Les Grands Ballets Canadiens de Montréal Rodin/Claudel March 27 - 29, 2014 NAC Southam Hall | Running time is approximately 1 hour and 42 minutes with intermission.


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Wildlife with Fire And Neon, Farewell Davidson at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD10.00

The Head and The Heart, Basia Bulat @ Bronson Centre Theatre - AA/7pm/$29.50

Better Living Through Chemistry, Glorious Moonrockets, Thread @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/8/$7

Seeds March 26 - April 12, 2014 by Annabel Soutar NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

Les Grands Ballets Canadiens de Montréal Rodin/Claudel March 27 - 29, 2014 NAC Southam Hall | Running time is approximately 1 hour and 42 minutes with intermission.

Statu quo March 28 - 29, 2014 Written by Gilles Poulin-Denis Directed by Craig Holzschuh NAC Studio


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Highs + King's Quest + Sea Change at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Flying Fortress, Hassler, Mothers Children @ Luneta Cafe - AA/19+/8pm/$5

Seeds March 26 - April 12, 2014 by Annabel Soutar NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

Les Grands Ballets Canadiens de Montréal Rodin/Claudel March 27 - 29, 2014 NAC Southam Hall | Running time is approximately 1 hour and 42 minutes with intermission.

Statu quo March 28 - 29, 2014 Written by Gilles Poulin-Denis Directed by Craig Holzschuh NAC Studio

Trent Severn March 29, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Retro 80's Night @ Barrymore's

Hedley, Classified, USS @ Canadian Tire Centre

Seeds March 26 - April 12, 2014 by Annabel Soutar NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

An Evening with Yes March 30, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Southam Hall


IAN SIROTA has opened for: Jim Gaffigan, Dennis Miller, Robin Williams and Dana Carvey and headlines comedy clubs across North America. Ian was a regular cast member and writer for COMEDY INC, COMEDY NOW, GUTTERBALL ALLEY and many more!

He has been nominated for not one but two GEMINI AWARDS including “BEST COMEDY PERFORMANCE” This sharp tongued, take no prisoners comic can also blend in observational humour with a family focus all the while mastering the audience with lightning crowd work.


Jason Laurans fires jokes the way a fully automatic submachine gun spits bullets. Dropped in a vat of caffeine as a child, he never fails to light up a room with gales of laughter with his highly energetic and fast paced comedy. Jason rips into popular music, dating and just about anything else using bizarre sound effects, animated gestures and audience participation.

A veteran of years of touring throughout Canada and the United States, Jason has appeared on national television numerous times on shows such as: "Comedy at Club 54" and "The Fruitopia Comedy Festival". Jason has also appeared at the prestigious Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal.

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