Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Mambo - ‘All Day’ happy hour specials in effect from noon until close

Showcase Mondays featuring New Legal High + Archy & Mehitabel + Velvet Noise + Adam Marshall at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Opera Lyra Ottawa The Marriage of Figaro March 21 - 28, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia nights - 7:00pm

Mambo - 'Ayce' Tapas Tuesday 'all you can eat' tapas tuesday Adults $25 | kids $16 (13 & under)

Opera Lyra Ottawa The Marriage of Figaro March 21 - 28, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

Wednesday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - New Talent Showcase - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

Mambo - Date night wednesday Two churrasco steak entrees & 1 bottle of wine $60, $6 sangrias

John Carroll @ The Laff

Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation’s Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock”n’roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Opera Lyra Ottawa The Marriage of Figaro March 21 - 28, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

The Split March 25, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Take Me Back to Jefferson March 25 - April 11, 2015 NAC Theatre

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Mambo - Rendez vous Thursday - Choose any two appetizers & bottle of house red or white wine $45 (*offer excludes tacos & camarones) 6$ mojitos

Irene’s Pub - All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

TITS & GIGGLES: Suck it Winter!!! featuring Scarlet O'Bara and Jaime Koebel + Karen MacDonald + Kyle Pooler + Alasdair Dooley at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM CAD6.00

Opera Lyra Ottawa The Marriage of Figaro March 21 - 28, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

Take Me Back to Jefferson March 25 - April 11, 2015 NAC Theatre

The Bourbon Room -Live music every Thursday from 7:30-10:30pm - Free

Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Mambo - Viva Friday. Choose any two mains and receive a complimentary appetizer (*offer excludes tacos & camarones) 6$ margaritas

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Fridays & Saturdays – After The Band

New Fries, Moss Lime, Baberaham Lincoln, Weed Mom @ Gabba Hey - AA/9pm/$5

B.A Johnston, Dead Weights, Sailor Jupiter and more @ House of TARG - 19+/10pm/$8

Choices, Project Mantra, Ballad Fisco @ O2 Nightclub (17 Broad Street, BROCKVILLE) - 19+/9:00/$10

Cult Leader, Old Wounds, Iron Golem, Accretion, Stuck @ Le Bistro (3 rue kent, GATINEAU (HULL)) - 18+/6:30/$10

Doldrums Festival w/ Winchester Warm, Tindervox, Black Dogs, Riishi Von Rex @ Pressed - 19+/7pm/$8/$10

Opera Lyra Ottawa The Marriage of Figaro March 21 - 28, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

Take Me Back to Jefferson March 25 - April 11, 2015 NAC Theatre

Ottawa Theatre Challenge March 27, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

S’appartenir (e) March 27, 2015, 8:00pm NAC Studio

Louis-José Houde Les heures verticales March 27, 2015, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall

Irene's Pub - CKCU Both Kinds of Music 10th Anniversary with Mark Ripp, Trevor Alguire and Saint Clare - 9:30 pm

Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Mambo - Samba Saturday - Chefs choice mambo antipasto sharing plate & Two glasses of house red or white wine $30 Featuring dj Frederico

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Barrymore's - RETRO 80S n 90s Saturdays

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Fridays & Saturdays – After The Bands

Doldrums Festival w/ Big Dick, Ornaments, Pith and the Parenchymas, Dreamphone @ Club SAW - 19+/7pm/$8/$10

Opera Lyra Ottawa The Marriage of Figaro March 21 - 28, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

Take Me Back to Jefferson March 25 - April 11, 2015 NAC Theatre

Something Old, Something New An Evening of Jazz, Soul and Blues March 28, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Irene's Pub - Young Running Wax Mannequin - 9:30 pm

Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

Mambo - 15$ Lunch & Weekend brunch specials Inclusive of soup, salad, main, & beverage | daily 11-4pm Accompany your lunch/brunch with a 20oz draft or mambo cocktail for 3$

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Mambo - ‘all day’ happy hour specials in effect from noon until close

The Slackers, The Beatdown and more @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$20

The Great Mountain March 29, 2015 NAC Studio

Alton Brown Live The Edible Inevitable Tour March 29, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Southam Hall

Irene's Pub - The Chocolate Hot Pockets - 9:00pm

Damonde recently became the first Canadian winner in the 27 year history of the illustrious Seattle International Comedy Competition. He has been hailed in the Globe & Mail as comedy's new superhero. An absolutely unique act and perhaps this country's finest comedic storyteller. “Has the rare gift of commanding attention merely by talking.” – Seattle Weekly.

Damonde's credits include CTV's Comedy Now, three appearances on CBC's Madly Off In All Directions, Just For Laughs, Chicago Comedy Festival, New York Comedy Festival, HBO's USA vs. Canada Stand-Up weekend, winner of the 2006 Seattle International Comedy Competition, creator of the Vancouver Comedy Festivals “ Glossy Awards Show”, writer/ producer and star of the film Comedy Club – nominated for best picture at the 2000 Reel Madness Comedy Film Festival. As well as numerous film and T.V. appearances.

Steve Burr grew up in Rochester, NY and got his start in stand-up comedy by placing third in the 1994 "Funniest Person in Rochester Contest". He has since gone on to become a favorite at comedy clubs and college campuses across the United States and Canada and also makes regular trips overseas to entertain US troops stationed in places such as Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan and Japan. In addition to his stand-up career, Steve is the host of his own iTunes podcast show, "The Threesome Show", has traveled the country as the face of the webisode series, "Odd America" and is also the creator/producer/MC of the annual fund-raising event, "Comics Against Cancer".

Realizing that when people go to a comedy show they are there for one reason...to laugh, Steve very naturally gets them to do just that. Combining great story telling, everyday observations, interaction with the audience and the simple desire to have fun, he brings the complete comedy package to the stage.

Steve likes to give everyone a night away from it all and uses his personal brand of hilarity to do just that. He always seems to be having the best time on stage and with his silly antics you can't help but like him. So if you're looking for some good, clean fun, something a little different than anything you've experienced before, spend some time with Steve Burr and let the roller coaster ride begin.


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