Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - The most electronic of musics Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 11PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce

Irene's Pub - Trivia Tuesdays 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm

NAC Orchestra 2015-2016 Season Angela Hewitt in Recital March 22, 2016, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall

Archgoat, Valkyrja and more @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$18/$20

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

spectrasonic.com presents The Motorleague Safety, Double Experience Wednesday, March 23rd 9:00 pm House of TARG This event is 19 and over

The Motorleague, Safety, Double Experience @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$10

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season Canadian Improv Games - National Semi-Finals March 23, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Theatre

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Zaphod's - Pitch Talks

Zaphod's - Low Frequency with DJ Pete Shredz

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season Canadian Improv Games - National Semi-Finals March 24, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Theatre

Matt Andersen & the Bona Fide with special guest Donovan Woods March 24, 2016, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall

Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango

Zaphod's - F#*! Yeah Fridays with DJ James + Floodzi

spectrasonic.com presents The Zolas Grounders, Moroccan Sun Friday, March 25th Doors: 8:00 pm / Show: 8:30 pm Zaphod Beeblebrox This event is 19 and over

Irene's Pub - Sussex featuring Rob Lutes with S/G Lil’ Andy March 25 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm

DROID, Flying Fortress @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$5

Communications 2015-2016 Season Canadian Improv Games - National Semi-Finals March 25, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Theatre

Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - Electric Ballroom with DJ Floodzi

Zaphod's - The Flatliners + Audio Visceral + HELLbros!

Irene's Pub - Riishi Von Rex with Eru-Era and Blast from the Sun March 26 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season 2016 Ottawa Theatre Challenge March 26, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season Canadian Improv Games - Finals March 26, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Theatre


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE


Terry Clement presents an uncompromising, multi-media comedy freak-out that pushes the boundaries of reality, taste and modern humour. Terry’s show is a highly original, progressive comedy experience that is more of a theatrical presentation than it is a stand-up comedy routine. Clement has performed at the Cape Town Comedy Festival in South Africa and the Reading Music Festival in England in addition to spots on the Paramount TV show "The World Stands Up" in the UK.

Terry has been nominated for a Canadian Comedy Award as well as a COCA Comedy Artist of the Year Award. He has toured across Canada and the U.K. performing at comedy clubs, colleges and "alternative’ comedy venues along the way.



“Joey is one of the funniest comics to ever come out of Montreal” Bruce Hills, President, Just For Laughs Joey Elias is recognized as one of Canada’s finest comics, performing throughout Canada and internationally. He has been selected as a frequent headliner at Just For Laughs, one of North America’s premiere comedy festivals.

He has travelled to dangerous war zones in Afghanistan to perform for our Canadian troops. In the highly competitive AM radio business; Joey maintains excellent ratings for his nightly comedy show on CJAD, Montreal’s number-one radio station. All this started on April 8, 1992 when Joey stepped up to a Comedy Nest microphone – because he had lost a bet.

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4 Rihanna - Work
5 Ariana Grande - Be Alright
6 Mike Posner - I Took a Pill In Ibiza
7 Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out
8 Fifth Harmony - Work from Home
9 Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman
10 Justin Bieber - Love Yourself