Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Mambo - ‘All Day’ happy hour specials in effect from noon until close

Kinki - Monday ‘All Day’ happy hour In effect from noon until close

Showcase Mondays featuring Apple Shampoo + Archy&Mehitabel + Wilson-Delcourt + Rita Carter at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Featuring the Ottawa Youth Orchestra March 2, 2015, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall


Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia nights - 7:00pm

Kinki - Tuesday Mad~Sushi - Choose any two maki rolls & 10oz hakutsuru hot sake 38$ (offer excludes surf & turf)

Mambo - 'Ayce' Tapas Tuesday 'all you can eat' tapas tuesday Adults $25 | kids $16 (13 & under)

Obaaberima March 3 - 14, 2015 NAC Studio

Wednesday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - New Talent Showcase - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Kinki - Wednesday ‘All you can eat’ Veggie & vegan menu (4-9pm) 25$ adults | 16$ kids (13 & under) 18$ pitchers sapporo

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

Mambo - Date night wednesday Two churrasco steak entrees & 1 bottle of wine $60, $6 sangrias

John Carroll @ The Laff

Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation’s Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock”n’roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Irene's Pub - Ian Tamblyn and Band - 9:30pm

Obaaberima March 3 - 14, 2015 NAC Studio

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Mambo - Rendez vous Thursday - Choose any two appetizers & bottle of house red or white wine $45 (*offer excludes tacos & camarones) 6$ mojitos

Irene’s Pub - All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 8:00pm

Kinki - Thursday it’s Raining Tacos 5$ fuji tacos (choice of) Tempura chicken– tempura white fish-- braised beef-- crisped tofu 5$ sake bombs

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Aqua Alta at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD12.00

Benighted, Bookakee, Accursed Spawn, Deformatory @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/7pm/$12

Obaaberima March 3 - 14, 2015 NAC Studio

The Mike Essoudry Sextet March 5, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Miami City Ballet Carmen, Symphonic Dances, Tschaikovsky Pas de Deux March 5 - 7, 2015 NAC Southam Hall


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Mambo - Viva Friday. Choose any two mains and receive a complimentary appetizer (*offer excludes tacos & camarones) 6$ margaritas

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Kinki - Friday couples get~ lucky. Choose any two appetizers & bottle of house red or white wine 45$ Afterwork 'happy hour' (3-8pm) Latenight 'happy hour' (10pm-close) Featuring dj dusty

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Fridays & Saturdays – After The Bands

PLAY FOR THE POT featuring Matt Noyes, Sans Foulard, Barren Acres & Lost Cousins at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD6.00

Metalian, World War 4, Big Knife Little Knife @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$6

Rich Aucoin and more @ Ritual - 19+/9pm/$15

Irene's Pub - Jack Marks & The Lost Wages - 9:30pm

Obaaberima March 3 - 14, 2015 NAC Studio

Miami City Ballet Carmen, Symphonic Dances, Tschaikovsky Pas de Deux March 5 - 7, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

Afro-Cuban Night March 6, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Mastik March 6, 2015, 8:00pm École Secondaire Publique De La Salle


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki - Saturday Night Fever. Choose any two mains and receive a complimentary appetizer Afterwork 'happy hour' (3-8pm) Latenight 'happy hour' (10pm-close) Featuring dj sean wood

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Mambo - Samba Saturday - Chefs choice mambo antipasto sharing plate & Two glasses of house red or white wine $30 Featuring dj Frederico

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Barrymore's - RETRO 80S n 90s Saturdays

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Fridays & Saturdays – After The Bands

Forever Cadence, Endeavor, Mayfield, Guiltfeeder, Wakefield @ Leaky Bs Lava Lounge - AA/7pm/$10/$12

Jill Barber @ National Arts Centre - AA/19+/7pm/$30-55

Elliott Brood, The Wilderness Of Manitoba @ Ritual - 19+/9pm/$20

Irene's Pub - Durham County Poets - 9:30pm

Obaaberima March 3 - 14, 2015 NAC Studio

Miami City Ballet Carmen, Symphonic Dances, Tschaikovsky Pas de Deux March 5 - 7, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

NAC Dance Masterclass with Miami City Ballet March 7, 2015, 11:30am NAC Rehearsal Hall B

Points of View: Obaaberima March 7, 2015, 12:45pm NAC Salon

Jill Barber March 7, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Theatre

Latin Sound Machine March 7, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki - Sunday ‘all you can eat sushifest’ 23$ adults | 14$ kids (13 & under) (noon-4pm) 25$ adults | 16$ kids (13 & under) (4~9pm)

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

Mambo - 15$ Lunch & Weekend brunch specials Inclusive of soup, salad, main, & beverage | daily 11-4pm Accompany your lunch/brunch with a 20oz draft or mambo cocktail for 3$

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Mambo - ‘all day’ happy hour specials in effect from noon until close

Frank Turner and the Sleeping Souls and more @ Ritual - 19+/8pm/$35

Irene's Pub - JW Jones Blues Band - 3:00pm

Video Games Live Bonus Round! March 8, 2015, 7:30pm


IAN SIROTA has opened for: Jim Gaffigan, Dennis Miller, Robin Williams and Dana Carvey and headlines comedy clubs across North America. Ian was a regular cast member and writer for COMEDY INC, COMEDY NOW, GUTTERBALL ALLEY and many more!

He has been nominated for not one but two GEMINI AWARDS including “BEST COMEDY PERFORMANCE” This sharp tongued, take no prisoners comic can also blend in observational humour with a family focus all the while mastering the audience with lightning crowd work.

Steve Levine has been a veteran of the Canadian comedy scene for over twenty years, entertaining audiences across the country and all over the world. His clean, clever style has made him a favorite of live and TV audiences alike. You may recognize him from one of his many television appearances including the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy festival.

Steve Levine is widely regarded as one of Canada's sharpest stand-up comics and his routines are so clever and masterfully crafted that audiences never fail to respond with riotous laughter and applause. Steve is an accomplished road warrior who has appeared in every nook and cranny of this country.His mainly "observational" act deals with a wide range of topics including our diversely ethnic city, parents and their kids, the funny way we interact with friends and strangers and the always hilarious subjects of aging, death and dying. Do not miss Steve Levine!!


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