Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - ELECTRONIC MONDAYS AT ZAPHOD'S with DJ LOWPASS featuring DJ EAN SKIZZLE, 10:00 PM FREE

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Irene's Pub - REMI ROYALE 9:00 pm - no cover

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Israel Galván La Edad de Oro March 18, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 1 hour and 15 minutes with no intermission.

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Hump @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Hrusa Conducts Eroica March 19, 2014, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall

Andrea Lindsay and Luc De Larochellière March 19, 2014, 8:00pm NAC Fourth Stage

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Bry Webb with Jennifer Castle, Jonathan Pearce (of Winchester Warm) at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD10.00

Cloud Gate Dance Theatre of Taiwan Songs of the Wanderers March 21 - 22, 2014 NAC Southam Hall | Running time is approximately 1 hour and 30 minutes with no intermission.


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

En Route to Heavy MTL w/ Endemise, Sign of Chaos, Collider, ...From the Deep, Skies Beneath, Diabholico @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$10

Cloud Gate Dance Theatre of Taiwan Songs of the Wanderers March 21 - 22, 2014 NAC Southam Hall | Running time is approximately 1 hour and 30 minutes with no intermission.


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Retro 80's Night @ Barrymore's

Slaughterhouse @ Ritual - 19+/9pm/$22

NAC Orchestra Bursary Benefit Concert March 23, 2014, 2:00pm NAC Salon




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2012 was a big year for comedian Darryl Lenox. Stagetime Magazine named his CD Blind Ambition “one of the Top 5 Comedy Albums of 2012,” joining Louis CK, Reggie Watts, Tig Notaro, and the late Patrice O’Neal. Along with the album release on Stand Up! Records, 2012 also saw the release of his hour-long standup special of the same name on Starz. This marked the first feature comedy special to appear on the network.

Lenox compares his show to a roller-coaster ride - full of ups and downs, tension and release. Living with a visual impairment has refined his perspective, allowing him to cut through audience preconceptions, discard self-pity, and deliver pitch-perfect repartee that leave audiences spellbound and sore from laughter.


Perry Perlmutar is a Toronto-based stand-up comedian with a strong background in sketch and improv. His stand-up material covers a whole range of topics: from his former day job, working as an English Second Language teacher, to being a single-dad, to his experience as a Jewish man formerly married to a Muslim woman. His unique perspective and hilarious stories make his stand-up material memorable and original. His extreme likeability on stage has made him a favourite in comedy clubs around Toronto.

In 2013, Perlmutar was nominated for a Canadian Screen Award for his Comedy Now! stand-up special, which aired on CTV and The Comedy Network. That same year he performed in The Hubcap Comedy Festival in Moncton, and in 2012 he performed at a Winnipeg Comedy Festival Gala which later aired on CBC television and radio.

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