Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - The most electronic of musics Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 11PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce

Test Their Logik, Lee Reed, King Kimbit, Mother Tareka @ SAW Gallery (67 Nicholas) - AA/6pm/donation

Irene's Pub - Trivia Tuesdays 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Zaphod's - Language Arts and Scary Bear Soundtrack

NAC French Theatre 2015-2016 Season Ça ira (1) Fin de Louis March 16 - 19, 2016 - NAC Theatre

NAC Presents 2015-2016 Season Jayme Stone - The Lomax Project March 16, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Zaphod's - St. Patrick's Day Another Planet with DJs Emmett + James (no cover, no hassles)

Sam Shalabi + Stefan Christoff, Mark Molnar @ Old Chapel, Gallery Recording Studio (2 Monk St.) - AA/8pm/$12

NAC French Theatre 2015-2016 Season Ça ira (1) Fin de Louis March 16 - 19, 2016 - NAC Theatre

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season Ottawa StoryTellers Voice of the Seanchai: Traditional Irish Tales March 17, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango

Zaphod's - F#*! Yeah Fridays with DJ James + Floodzi

Zaphod's - Willa + Nine of Nine

Irene's Pub - Bill Durst March 18 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

NAC French Theatre 2015-2016 Season Ça ira (1) Fin de Louis March 16 - 19, 2016 - NAC Theatre

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season Les Contes Nomades Ma mère, la fille du génie March 18, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber

Irene's Pub - Cloud of Rock with Rex Heck and Trees of North America March 5 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - Electric Ballroom with DJ Floodzi

Zaphod's - The Mahones

spectrasonic.com presents Intervals Plini, Angel Vivaldi, Save Us From The Archon, Antlion Saturday, March 19th 7:00 pm Ritual This event is 16 and over

NAC Presents in association with spectrasonic Pandaléon Saturday, March 19th Doors: 7:30 pm / Show: 8:00 pm National Arts Centre - Studio

Intervals, Plini, Angel Vivaldi, Save Us From The Archon @ Ritual - AA/19+/7pm/$18

Irene's Pub - The Wicked Mercy with Mud Puppies March 19 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm

NAC French Theatre 2015-2016 Season Ça ira (1) Fin de Louis March 16 - 19, 2016 - NAC Theatre


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Crucible (We Came as Romans/Taproot), Wklfd, The Great Diversion, Inside Out @ Cafe Dekcuf - AA/7pm/$13/$15


Jean Paul's comedy is culled from his cultural crazy quilt of a childhood - born in Trinidad, raised in Brooklyn and currently residing in Toronto. "Savage wit and spontaneous combustion combine into an explosive comedic barrage. This cat is fearless. In terms of any kind of act, he works without a net. He is so freewheeling, it's almost psychedelic." - Daryl Jung, NOW Magazine, Toronto This in itself explains his kaleidoscope of accents.

He's funked up, has a twinkle in his eyes, and is deadly articulate. Feeding off the vibe of a room makes his performances electrifying. Says Jean Paul, "I was always into comedy, even as a kid. I found it fascinating. Some of my friends were into model car kits. I was into Richard Pryor, George Carlin and Bill Cosby."



Matt Billon honed his cool-headed, deadpan delivery on the stages across Canada. His solid reputation for his witty, creative and unassumingly clever material has landed him feature appearances and specials on CBC’s “Madly Off in all Directions”, Much Music’s “Video on Trial”, XM Satellite Radio’s “Laugh Attack”, and his own one hour, jam packed special on “The Comedy Network”. Matt has been a finalist/winner in “The Great Canadian Laugh Off”, “Stand Up & BITE Me” and the “Seattle International Comedy Competition”

The stand-up comedian is both an artist and an artisan: painstakingly developing a persona, scripting and editing an act, and, as often as not, revising it on the spot to suit the energy of a given audience. If the audience does not grasp the countless hours crafting the routine, and the empathic micro-calculations of the performance, then the act was a success…. well, as long as it was funny.

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4 Meghan Trainor - NO
5 Rihanna - Work
6 Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out
7 Justin Bieber - Love Yourself
8 Mike Posner - I Took a Pill in Ibiza
9 DNCE - Cake by the Ocean
10 Troye Sivan - YOUTH