Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - Sweet folk, 80s, Bluegrass, Punk and Acoustic Jams Every Monday with DJ Natebreed 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Ian Cameron @ Pier 21 (Of Grace)

Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - Mystic & Manicure Tuesdays*Featuring complimentary Manicures, Crystal Readings & Cocktail-Tapas specials

Zaphod's TuesdaysIndustrial Strength - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night. Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

The Wonder Years, Polar Bear Club, Transit, The Story So Far, Into it Over it @ Ritual Nightclub (137 Besserer) - 16+/19+/6pm/$18

National Arts Centre - West Side Story Tuesday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall March 13 - 18, 2012

Wednesday



Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Kinki - Mystic Garden Wednesdays *Featuring Crystal Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu

Mambo - Mystic Garden Wednesdays*Featuring our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu

Grand Motel @ Pier 21

Open Stage (Solo and Full Band) @ Live Lounge

National Arts Centre - West Side Story Tuesday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall March 13 - 18, 2012

National Arts Centre - Penny Plain NAC Theatre March 14 - April 1, 2012 Running time is approximately 1 hour 40 minutes with no intermission.

National Arts Centre - GAËTAN (pièces à assembler à la maison) Wednesday - Saturday | Studio March 14 - March 17 2012


Thursday



Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki - Diva Thursdays *Featuring, complimentary Manicures, our 'Aphprodite' inspired menu, & special weekly guests

Mambo - El Barrio Thursdays *Featuring complimentary Tango lessons from 8-10pm & Cocktail-Tapas specials

Hey Ocean!, Aiden Knight, The Donna Litas @ Ritual Nightclub (137 Besserer) - 19+/8pm/$13

The Reason, Gentleman Husbands, Right By Midnight, and And What Army @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$12/OTHER

National Arts Centre - West Side Story Tuesday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall March 13 - 18, 2012

National Arts Centre - Penny Plain NAC Theatre March 14 - April 1, 2012 Running time is approximately 1 hour 40 minutes with no intermission.

National Arts Centre - GAËTAN (pièces à assembler à la maison) Wednesday - Saturday | Studio March 14 - March 17 2012

National Arts Centre - The Shortest Road Home: Stories from Ireland Thursday | NAC Fourth Stage March 15, 2012, 7:30pm


Friday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 9pm

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

The Sultans of Gin @ Fat Tuesdays

Zaphod's - KESTRELS (Halifax) + LITTLE STELLA

Kinki - Unleash Fridays *Featuring DJ Dusty on deck playing his best urban, dance, and retro beats

Mambo - Zona Viva Fridays*Featuring DJ Frederico on deck to serenade & entertain

The Sultans of Gin @ Fat Tuesdays

Remember The Fire, Street Meat, Fighting For Survival @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/8pm/$7/$10

National Arts Centre - West Side Story Tuesday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall March 13 - 18, 2012

National Arts Centre - Penny Plain NAC Theatre March 14 - April 1, 2012 Running time is approximately 1 hour 40 minutes with no intermission.

National Arts Centre - GAËTAN (pièces à assembler à la maison) Wednesday - Saturday | Studio March 14 - March 17 2012

National Arts Centre - Peter Elkas Friday | NAC Fourth Stage March 16, 2012, 7:30pm

Sudbury Wolves VS Ottawa 67's 7:30pm


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 8 pm & 10:30 pm

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - Suave Saturdays *Featuring DJ Jim Reilly on deck to mix & mingle

CHUO 89.1 FM Benefit show!, The Visitors, Boyhood, Roberta Bondar, Fevers @ babylon - 19+/9:30pm/OTHER

FUBAR 2, (screening w live commentary from the Deaner), Night Seeker, Rainbow Pony Power @ Ritual - 19+/8:30pm/$15

Tailgunner (MTL), Machine Gun Dolly, The Scally Cap Brats @ Dominion Tavern - 19+/9:00pm/$5

Duelling Piano's (Tyler Kealey and Dave Kalil) @ Fat Tuesdays

National Arts Centre - West Side Story Tuesday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall March 13 - 18, 2012

National Arts Centre - Penny Plain NAC Theatre March 14 - April 1, 2012 Running time is approximately 1 hour 40 minutes with no intermission.

National Arts Centre - GAËTAN (pièces à assembler à la maison) Wednesday - Saturday | Studio March 14 - March 17 2012

National Arts Centre - John Geggie with Joel Frahm, Min Rager, & John Fraboni Saturday | NAC Fourth Stage March 17, 2012, 7:30pm


Sunday


Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Live Music @ Liquor Store Party Bar

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO - Interspersed by HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS with DJ Retardinator

National Arts Centre - West Side Story Tuesday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall March 13 - 18, 2012

National Arts Centre - Penny Plain NAC Theatre March 14 - April 1, 2012 Running time is approximately 1 hour 40 minutes with no intermission.



Mystic Garden Wednesdays *Featuring Crystal Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu

Diva Thursdays *Featuring, complimentary Manicures, our 'Aphprodite' inspired menu, & special weekly guests

Unleash Fridays *Featuring DJ Dusty on deck playing his best urban, dance, and retro beats

Throwback Saturdays *Featuring DJ Sean on Deck playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes



Mystic & Manicure Tuesdays*Featuring complimentary Manicures, Crystal Readings & Cocktail-Tapas specials

Mystic Garden Wednesdays*Featuring our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu

El Barrio Thursdays *Featuring complimentary Tango lessons from 8-10pm & Cocktail-Tapas specials

Zona Viva Fridays*Featuring DJ Frederico on deck to serenade & entertain and mingle

Suave Saturdays *Featuring DJ Jim Reilly on deck to mix & mingle

Hosted by Stephan Klovan "Ottawa's Party King" The Canadian Men's Spring Fling Chippendale show at Mambo on April 6th. $ 45 includes a 3 course dinner and show. 25% of the proceeds will be donated to the children's wish foundation. Silent Auction and Raffle Prizes to be won. Call to reserve. [more info]

Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!

With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!

Tickets start as low as $12.00 for children 12 years old and under, so call 755-1166 to book your seats now, or visist www.ottawa67s.com for more information.

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Ted Morris always looks like he's having fun on stage. His intelligent, off-beat humour and wickedly charming smile lets us all know that our slightly warped thoughts are just fine. Born in Ottawa and now making his home in Toronto, Ted discovered his love of stand-up while getting his degree in veterinary medicine.

He now splits his time as a small animal vet by day and stand-up comic at night,- although it's much more gratifying to "kill" on stage. He's been called "fresh faced and hilarious" by Now Magazine, and slightly ruder things by strangers in the street. Ted is a writer, producer and all around super guy.

He has performed at the "We're Funny That Way" and London Comedy Festivals, and can be heard around the world on XM Radio. His TV appearances include 2 stand-up specials for Pridevision TV (as both a performer and producer), The Toronto Show, The Comedy Network's "Canadian Comedy Shorts", MuchMoreMusic's Heat Meter, The Smart Woman's Survival Guide and as a frequently requested pop culture pundit on CityTV's Breakfast Television.



teve Levine has been a veteran of the Canadian comedy scene for over twenty years, entertaining audiences across the country and all over the world. His clean, clever style has made him a favorite of live and TV audiences alike. You may recognize him from one of his many television appearances including the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy festival.

Steve Levine is widely regarded as one of Canada's sharpest stand-up comics and his routines are so clever and masterfully crafted that audiences never fail to respond with riotous laughter and applause. Steve is an accomplished road warrior who has appeared in every nook and cranny of this country.His mainly "observational" act deals with a wide range of topics including our diversely ethnic city, parents and their kids, the funny way we interact with friends and strangers and the always hilarious subjects of aging, death and dying. Do not miss Steve Levine!!

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Jason John Whitehead is a laid back Canadian comedian who excels at razor sharp wit and cutting sarcasm.

Originally from Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia, Jason has been working the UK comedy circuit for a good decade now having started in Canada in 1998 and his talents have taken him to perform in America, Ireland and Holland.

In 1999 he got close to his first award, reaching the final of the So You Think You're Funny competition. The following year he got his break by winning the BBC New Comedy Award. This spurred Jason on and in 2002 he took his first solo show to the Edinburgh Festival and returned five times in the following eight years.

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In Theatres

John Carter
Silent House
A Thousand Words
The Decoy Bride
Footnote
Friends With Kids
Jiro Dreams of Sushi
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Seeking Justice
Good For Nothing
The Ballad of Genesis and Lady Jaye
Dr. Seuss' The Lorax
Project X
Being Flynn
Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Boy
Let the Bullets Fly
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Sound of Noise
Act of Valor


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Opening this Week

Casa de Mi Padre - 2012-03-16
Detachment - 2012-03-16
The FP - 2012-03-16
Jeff, Who Lives At Home - 2012-03-16
The Kid with a Bike - 2012-03-16
Natural Selection - 2012-03-16
Reuniting the Rubins - 2012-03-16
The Hunger Games - 2012-03-23
The Raid: Redemption - 2012-03-23
The Trouble With Bliss - 2012-03-23
Goon - 2012-03-30

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Top 10 Itunes Downloads

1 Fun. - We Are Young
2 The Wanted - Glad You Came
3 Kelly Clarkson - Stronger
4 Flo Rida - Wild Ones
5 Nicki Minaj - Starships
6 Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know
7 Katy Perry - Part of Me
8 Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
9 Train - Drive By
10 ADELE - Set Fire to the Rain