Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - ELECTRONIC MONDAYS AT ZAPHOD'S with DJ LOWPASS featuring DJ EAN SKIZZLE, 10:00 PM FREE

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Kingston VS Ottawa 67's 7:00pm

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Hump @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Glen Matlock (of Sex Pistols) and Sylvain Sylvain (of New York Dolls) with Patrick Shanks at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD18.00

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Glen Matlock (of Sex Pistols), Sylvain Sylvain (of New York Dolls) @ Zaphod Beeblebrox - 19+/8pm/$18

2014 Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host DREW NELSON 9:00 pm

Barrie VS Ottawa 67's 7:00pm


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Swearin', Camp Radio, Dead Weights @ Luneta Cafe - AA/19+/8pm/$8

2014 Amanda Bon and the Outskirts with Shirt Tearin Boys 9:30 pm

The Mahones - St. Patrick's Day Warm-Up & CD Release Party + Riishi Von Rex at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD12.00


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Arcade Fire @ Canadian Tire Centre - AA/7:30pm

Bond Girls + Heavy Bedroom + Will Assaad at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD5.00

SLO TOM and the Handsome Devils + CHOPS and the Holics 9:30 pm

Mavericks - Rocksteady Booking presents: The Second Silverado, King, Driver India, Onionface


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Retro 80's Night @ Barrymore's




Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!

With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!

Tickets start as low as $20.00 for children 12 years old and under, so call 755-1166 to book your seats now, or visist www.ottawa67s.com for more information.

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Winner of Canada's Comedian of the Year award, Simon Cotter's comedic talents have landed him on the Comedy Network, Evening at the Improv, the Just for Laughs comedy festival, his own comedy special on CBC, and guest appearances on a number of shows including Open Mike with Mike Bullard, and CBC's Comics.



If there's a club, hall, bar or basement that need jokes, Larry XL is ready to entertain. Larry XL's is a favorite with audiences from Florida to Canada. He's been a finalist in comedy competitions in his native Baltimore and neighboring cities like Washington, DC and Philadelphia. Soon after he started performing at area clubs, Larry XL recorded a concert CD with the DC Standup All-Stars, 2004's DC Standup vs. Earth and later his own live DVD, 2009’s Crowd Control.

He then hit the road performing in some of the nation's best comedy clubs (and anywhere else with electricity) opening for the likes of Bobby Slayton, John Witherspoon, Jim Florentine, Don Jamieson, Roy Wood Jr., Finesse Mitchell, and Charlie Murphy. He has also been heard on XM Satellite Radio and Baltimore's 98 Rock. Larry XL has recently performed in some of the country’s largest comedy venues like the Stardome in Birmingham, Alabama and the Borgata in Atlantic City. In the Fall of 2012 Larry XL will appear in the film "Elf-Man" starring Jason Acuna (from MTV’s “Jackass”).

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