Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $5.00

Mambo - $8 Mexican Nachos | $5 Margaritas $5 Sleeman Draft

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $6 Kinki Martini | $5 Steam Whistle | $8 Shrimp tempura

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Showcase Mondays featuring Versica + Alanna Sterling + Aarmadillo + Fuzzy & The Boys at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Frédérick Gravel Tout se pète la gueule, chérie June 8, 2015, 7:00pm NAC Studio

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm

Mambo - $4 Fiesta Tacos | $5 Red Sangria | $6 Texate Cans

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $6 Kinki Cocktail | $5 Perth Brew| $8 Pulled Beef Poutine

Archspire, Accursed Spawn, A Scar for the Wicked, Maou Mindu @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/7pm/$13/$15

Canada's Magnetic North Theatre Festival Small Stage Canada MovEnt (Vancouver, BC) June 9 - 10, 2015 NAC Fourth Stage

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $5 Bar Rail| $5.5 Sapporo | $17 Playboy Steak

Mambo - $9 Chipotle Wings | $5 Mojitos | $5 Perth Euro Pilsner

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge

Estan + Kilmanjaro + Illitry + Grey Whilte Blue 1972 at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD10.00

Canada's Magnetic North Theatre Festival Small Stage Canada MovEnt (Vancouver, BC) June 9 - 10, 2015 NAC Fourth Stage

Bruckner and Heavy Metal June 10 - 11, 2015 NAC Salon

Young Drunk Punk By Bruce McCulloch June 10 - 12, 2015 NAC Studio

Zukerman, Mozart & Bruckner June 10 - 11, 2015NAC Southam Hall

Irene's Pub - Laura Smith - 8:00pm

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Mambo - $9 Chorizo Poutine | $5 Bar Rail | $5 Perth East Amber

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $5 Bar Rail| $5 Steam Whistle| $17.5 Braised Rib

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR after the bands.

Girlschool, Crucified Barbara, Old James, Velvet Black @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$25/$30

Bruckner and Heavy Metal June 10 - 11, 2015 NAC Salon

Young Drunk Punk By Bruce McCulloch June 10 - 12, 2015 NAC Studio

Zukerman, Mozart & Bruckner June 10 - 11, 2015NAC Southam Hall

Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Mambo - $7 Guacamole & Chips | $4 Select Shooters

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $22 Wine Bottle | $5 Perth Brew| $10 Chef's Choice Kinki Roll

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro

Matt Noyes + The Rifle and The Writer + Tina Wallace and The ... at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Coldfront, Take Heart, Tensile, Crack Mansions @ Pressed - AA/19+/8pm/$9

Young Drunk Punk By Bruce McCulloch June 10 - 12, 2015 NAC Studio

Young Artists Program: Works in Progress 1 pm Concerts June 12, 2015, 1:00pm University of Ottawa: Perez Building, Freiman Hall

Irene's Pub - Astrid Young and John Allaire - 9:30pm

Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:00pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $17 Premium Draft Pitcher| $22 Kinki Sangria Pitcher| $20 Sushi Combo (16pc)

Mambo - $6 Salsa Verde | $5 Select Shooters

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro- After the bands

Legion Of Saints + Lemon Cash + Desolate Image at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD5.00

WestFest w/ Rae Spoon, Craig Cardiff, Sarah Harmer

Irene's Pub - Life Size Men with Catriona Sturton and Farley Mullet - 9:30pm


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Mambo - 15$ Lunch & Weekend brunch specials Inclusive of soup, salad, main, & beverage | daily 11-4pm Accompany your lunch/brunch with a 20oz draft or mambo cocktail for 3$

Mambo - $9 Chipotle Wings | $5 Coronas | $5 Tequila Caesar | $5 Bar Rail

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $15 Domestic Draft Pitcher| $6 Caesars| $6 Mimosa | $7 Hot Wings

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

WestFest w/ Terry Gillespie, The Acorn, Lynn Miles and Friends

Irene's Pub - Super Soul Sundays - 9:30pm


Ron Josol represents the new generation of comedy. With his modish comedy style and commanding stage presence, he is one of the hottest acts today. He performs regularly in Canada, U.S., Pacific Islands, Persian Gulf, Asia, central America, the Carribean and the middle east.

He has hosted his own television series on the new omni2 Network called, “FLIP”. He produced, co-wrote and starred as the lead of a short film based on his true story entitled, “Rolling Longaniza,” which aired on the CBC Zflicks. He has written and perform on the Much Music hit show “Video on Trial” and Much more music.

Frank Spadone’s comedy resume includes ten appearances at both Montreal’s and Toronto’s “Just for Laughs Comedy Festival” and was their exclusive host for the 2010, 22 city Canadian tour. Also in 2010, Frank Spadone was one of the only acts to have two “Just For Laughs” gala performances, aired for television in both North America and in Australia. Needless to say he is a favorite at the most prestigious comedy festival in the world.

Due to popular demand his one man stand-up comedy show has seen him in repeat sold out “soft seater” performances in Toronto, Montreal, Hamilton, Ottawa, Vancouver, Detroit and Chicago.

Frank was also a feature act on the very successful “World Cup of Comedy Tour” which included dates in Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver and Los Angeles. Frank Spadone has shared the stage with some famous comedians which include Whoopi Goldberg, Howie Mandel, Adam Sandler, Wayne Brady and Chris Rock.

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