Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Acoustic Open Mic NIght @ The Rainbow Bistro

Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 10PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

The Faceless, Within The Ruins, Today I Caught The Plague, Rings Of Saturn, Skies Beneath @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6:30pm/$20

National Arts Centre - For The Pleasure of Seeing Her Again Magnetic North Theatre Festival June 7 - 11, 2013 Written by Michel Tremblay Translation by Linda Gaboriau Directed by Glynis Leyshon NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 95 minutes with no intermission.

National Arts Centre - The God That Comes Magnetic North Theatre Festival June 8 - 11, 2013 Created by Christian Barry and Hawksley Workman Directed by Christian Barry NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 75 minutes with no intermission.


Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

National Arts Centre - For The Pleasure of Seeing Her Again Magnetic North Theatre Festival June 7 - 11, 2013 Written by Michel Tremblay Translation by Linda Gaboriau Directed by Glynis Leyshon NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 95 minutes with no intermission.

National Arts Centre - The God That Comes Magnetic North Theatre Festival June 8 - 11, 2013 Created by Christian Barry and Hawksley Workman Directed by Christian Barry NAC Studio | Running time is approximately 75 minutes with no intermission.


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Fundraiser for Amanda Vanasse and her (soon to be born) baby! featuring Big Jeezus Truck + Ninety Pounds Of Ugly + Chris Rayburn / Matt Gower at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Big Eyes, Male Nurse Band, Tropical Dripps @ Pressed - AA/19+/8pm/$8

Kylesa, Blood Ceremony, White Hills, Lazur Wulf, Sierra @ Mavericks - 19+/6:30pm/$17/$20

Hump @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff @ The Lafayette


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

National Arts Centre - Ax Performs Mozart June 13 - 14, 2013


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 7:30pm

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

In-Flight Safety (Ticket includes Free Signed Album) at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD10.00

The Offspring, Deftones, Social Distortion, Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Killswitch Engage, Millencolin, Screeching Weasel, Less Than Jake and more @ Montebello Marina (111, Laurier Street, Montebello) - AA/11am/$79+

The Walkervilles, The Ticket @ Raw Sugar Cafe - AA/19+/8:30pm/$8

Wintersleep, Data Romance @ Mavericks - 19+/9pm/$25

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente

Shameless @ Babylon

GO BANANAS FRIDAYS @ Liquor Store Party Bar

National Arts Centre - Ax Performs Mozart June 13 - 14, 2013


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 7:30pm

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Imperial State Electric + Thunderuncle at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD15.00

Rise Against, Alice Cooper, Marilyn Manson, Pennywise, Lamb of God, Lagwagon, Anthrax, Transplants, Bad Brains and more @ Montebello Marina (111, Laurier Street, Montebello) - AA/11am/$79+

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO, 9:00 PM CAD0.00

Retro 80's Night @ Barrymore's

Mod Club Night @ Babylon

Sunday Bluegrass @ Irene's Pub

Brad Morden @ The Lafayette

Pile Driver Sundays @ OverKill


You know Tom Green from his anything-goes run as the funniest, most unpredictable personality on MTV, and his unforgettable, deliciously loony roles in uproarious film comedies including "Road Trip" and "Freddy Got Fingered." He's graced the cover of Rolling Stone, commandeered the coveted guest-host chair on "The Late Show with David Letterman," and conquered the World Wide Web with his free-wheeling, wildly popular internet talk show, "Tom Green's House Tonight."

Now, Tom brings his unique brand of hilarity to the art of stand-up comedy. Experience one of the great comic minds in the field of entertainment, live and in person, when Tom Green takes the stage and provides non-stop laughter with his brilliantly cracked view of the world around him.

Guido Cocomello is a tri-lingual professional comedian and actor who performs in English, French, and Italian. In just a few short years Guido has already made his mark on the comedy scene. His fast paced, casual, and accessible style of comedic story telling has made him very popular with fans across the globe. After 5 years of performing all over North America his efforts can be seen in the loyal following of fans who follow him wherever he performs.

Guido began his path toward entertainment during his time studying theatre at New Actors Workshop in New York City, New York under Mike Nichols, Academy Award winning director of The Graduate. While studying in NYC he also took the time to perform in numerous off-Broadway plays and was also a member of a weekly improvisation show.

Also performing Massimo and Mark Debonis

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This two time Gemini nominee is a force to be reckoned with. Nominated for best comedy performance, this sharp-tongued comedian takes no prisoners. He can take a one-word answer and turn it into a fifteen-minute farce. He’s smart, funny and his improv skills are considered among the best.

Ian’s stand-up ranges from: observational, to self-deprecating, to one-liners and always with the audience in mind. “People want to be part of the show and it’s my job to do that but never at anyone’s expense. It’s all in good fun and everyone leaves with a smile on his or her face."


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In Theatres

The Purge
Dirty Wars
Évocateur: The Morton Downey Jr. Movie
Much Ado About Nothing
Rapture-Paloooza
Syrup
Tiger Eyes
Violet & Daisy
Wish You Were Here
Call Me Kuchu
After Earth
The East
The Kings of Summer
Shadow Dancer
Now You See Me
History of Future Folk
Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
Fast & Furious 6
Epic
Before Midnight


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Opening this Week

Man of Steel - 2013-06-14
20 Feet From Stardom - 2013-06-14
The Bling Ring - 2013-06-14
Hatchet III - 2013-06-14
Monsters University - 2013-06-21
World War Z - 2013-06-21
A Hijacking - 2013-06-21
This is Martin Bonner - 2013-06-21

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Top 10 Itunes Downloads

1 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
2 Daft Punk - Get Lucky
3 Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
4 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Can't Hold Us
5 Florida Georgia Line - Cruise
6 Selena Gomez - Come & Get It
7 P!nk - Just Give Me a Reason
8 Miley Cyrus - We Can't Stop
9 Darius Rucker - Wagon Wheel
10 Justin Timberlake - Mirrors