Join the Kinki Crew on Thursday June 4, 7pm for a night of Menu & Cocktail Sampling with live entertainment featuring: Saffron St James (Lounge Singer)- Jade London (Drag Queen) - Steven Lafond (Magician)- Helvetica Bold (Hostess)- Burlesque performance - Resident DJ's and more....
As we celebrate th rebirth of the new Kinki - Your place to Eat, Louge, Drink and Play.
613-789-7559
Monday
Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $5.00
Mambo - $8 Mexican Nachos | $5 Margaritas $5 Sleeman Draft
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $6 Kinki Martini | $5 Steam Whistle | $8 Shrimp tempura
Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.
Showcase Mondays featuring Toska + KellyAnn Wilson + Latch Key Kids + Chase Garrett at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission
Tuesday
Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00
Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00
Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude
Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm
Mambo - $4 Fiesta Tacos | $5 Red Sangria | $6 Texate Cans
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $6 Kinki Cocktail | $5 Perth Brew| $8 Pulled Beef Poutine
Fireworks, Turnover, Sorority Noise, Missioner @ Ritual - AA/19+/7pm/$15
Needles and Opium May 27 - June 6, 2015 - NAC Theatre
Wednesday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00
Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $5 Bar Rail| $5.5 Sapporo | $17 Playboy Steak
Mambo - $9 Chipotle Wings | $5 Mojitos | $5 Perth Euro Pilsner
WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge
Ed Sheeran @ Canadian Tire Centre - AA/7pm
The Menzingers, Chumped, Roger Harvey @ Ritual - AA/19+/7/$15.50
Needles and Opium May 27 - June 6, 2015 - NAC Theatre
Degenerate Music June 3 - 4, 2015 - NAC Salon
Zukerman, Shaham & Mahler’s First June 3 - 4, 2015 - NAC Southam Hall
Thursday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00
Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00
Mambo - $9 Chorizo Poutine | $5 Bar Rail | $5 Perth East Amber
Kinki - Special Event- 7pm- June 4 - Menu & Cocktail Sampling with live entertainment featuring: Saffron St James (Lounge Singer)- Jade London (Drag Queen) - Steven Lafond (Magician)- Helvetica Bold (Hostess)- Burlesque performance - Resident DJ's and more....
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $5 Bar Rail| $5 Steam Whistle| $17.5 Braised Rib
Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's
Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster
Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm
Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR
after the bands.
J Mascis, Matt Valentine @ Ritual - 19+/8pm/$25 - VT
Nekromantix, Brain Damage, Outrigger at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD17.50
Needles and Opium May 27 - June 6, 2015 - NAC Theatre
Degenerate Music June 3 - 4, 2015 - NAC Salon
Zukerman, Shaham & Mahler’s First June 3 - 4, 2015 - NAC Southam Hall
Friday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00
Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00
Mambo - $7 Guacamole & Chips | $4 Select Shooters
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $22 Wine Bottle | $5 Perth Brew| $10 Chef's Choice Kinki Roll
Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro
All New Live presents: Play For The Pot Showcase featuring Sounds of Stories, Ali McCormick, James Leclaire & the Cable 22's + Cody Labombard at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00
Irene's Pub - Astrid Young and John Allaire 9:30pm
Uke Hunt, The Sentries, Davey Brat @ Ritual - AA/19+/9pm/$10
No Joy and more @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$10
Needles and Opium May 27 - June 6, 2015 - NAC Theatre
Saturday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:00pm & 9:30pm $20.00
Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $17 Premium Draft Pitcher| $22 Kinki Sangria Pitcher| $20 Sushi Combo (16pc)
Mambo - $6 Salsa Verde | $5 Select Shooters
Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette
Irene's Pub - Life Size Men with Catriona Sturton and Farley Mullet 9:30pm
Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro- After the bands
The Mahones at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD12.00
Remember the Fire, The Superlative, Days Like Today, Lemon Cash @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$10
Needles and Opium May 27 - June 6, 2015 - NAC Theatre
Latin Beats, Heroic Feats! June 6, 2015 - NAC Southam Hall
Sunday
Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00
Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00
Mambo - 15$ Lunch & Weekend brunch specials Inclusive of soup, salad, main, & beverage | daily 11-4pm Accompany your lunch/brunch with a 20oz draft or mambo cocktail for 3$
Mambo - $9 Chipotle Wings | $5 Coronas | $5 Tequila Caesar | $5 Bar Rail
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $15 Domestic Draft Pitcher| $6 Caesars| $6 Mimosa | $7 Hot Wings
TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE
Irene's Pub - Super Soul Sundays - 9:30pm
Co - Headliners
Derek Seguin Whether he’s ragging on politics or describing life with his children, he brings us into his perspective without preaching any selfish point of view. His undeniable charm makes him simply fun to watch and listen to and is in large part why he is one of Canada’s most “in demand” comedians.
Jen Grant A story telling, observational style of comedian, Jen is both unique and relatable. Fromtopics such as her cool mom to dating a younger man to her love of naps, she will have you laughing until your crying. Funny tears. Not sad ones.
There is no other comedian today who is providing such a unique, original and innovative approach to comedy and audience interaction as Chris Gordon. In his first year of comedy Chris hit the airwaves nationally, as he was selected as the "#1 Pick in the Country" on CBC's "So You Think You’re Funny?"
Chris Gordon’s originality continues to make an impact: from his break out performances at the Just For Laughs Festivals in Montreal and Toronto; the Seattle International Comedy Competition; Vancouver's NorthWest Comedy Festival; being featured in the Toronto showcase of NBC's Last Comic Standing; and at The Comedy Death Ray Show in Los Angeles; his appeal is undeniable.
Chris’ style of comedy has been described as "very unusual (as usual) and very funny... it's what really sets him apart from the pack". He is seen as clean, current, hip, inventive, and edgy, which gives him an improvisational feel and a strong connection with the crowd. Offering fresh perspectives woven seamlessly with absurd observations, Chris always delivers a dynamic interactive experience that is hilarious and unforgettable.
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