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Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 - $4.00
Zaphod's - ARMS & SLEEPERS + GUESTS
Ian Cameron @ Pier 21 (Of Grace)
Scary Bear Soundtrack, the Boys of Bytown, Erin Saoirse Adair, Heather Black @ Cafe Nostalgica (603 Cumberland Street)
Tuesday
Tom Green @ Yuk Yuk's
Zaphod's - industrial strength with djs leslie & twiin
Mambo - Mystics & Manicures *Come by for a manicure, be inspired by the tarot reading & stay for the ladies cocktail & tapas specials*
Cisco Ottawa Bluesfest w/ Soundgarden, The Flaming Lips, Tegan And Sara, Coheed & Cambria, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros and more @ Lebreton Flats - AA/5pm/$40
White Lung, Nu Sensae, Pregnancy Scares @ babylon - 19+/9pm/$6
Wednesday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Showcase 8:30 $6.00
Absolute Comedy 8:30 $6.00
Kinki - Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… ‘Sui Generis’ with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...
Mambo - Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu* & on the Rooftop Dj Dusty *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes
Zaphod's - From France, GABRIEL YACOUB.
Cisco Ottawa Bluesfest w/ Bedouin Soundclash, The Roots, Keys & Krates, Skrillex, Orienteers and more @ Lebreton Flats - AA/5pm/$40
La Dispute, Touche Amore, Balance And Composure, Make Do And Mend, White Wives @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6:30pm/$13
National Arts Centre - Les filles de Caleb July 6 - 9, 2011, 8:00 pm Southam Hall
Grand Motel @ Pier 21
Thursday
Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30 $14.00
Absolute Comedy 8:30 $10.00
Kinki - Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music ‘Theme’
Mambo - Danza Latina *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa’s own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 5$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night & on the Rooftop ‘Fiesta’ with Dj Paulo Cardoso & weekly guests playing all styles of worldbeat music from Europe, Caribbean, and South America Fridays- Zona Viva *
Zaphod's - HAWT RAWK ROBOT + KALIBER
Cisco Ottawa Bluesfest w/ Girl Talk, The Sheepdogs, PS I Love You, Ornaments, Ukrainia and more @ Lebreton Flats - AA/5pm/$40
National Arts Centre - Les filles de Caleb July 6 - 9, 2011, 8:00 pm Southam Hall
Friday
Kinki - ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60’s, to Disco Fever 70’s, Crazy 80’s, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more… ‘Classic’
Mambo - Come and show off your best Latin dance moves at Zona Viva , featuring lessons, dance floor, and Happy Hour specials* with Dj’s Freddie & Dj’s Mendez playing Latin grooves, classic 90’s, top 40, and house beats Suave
Zaphod's - VELVET TRENCH VIBE + COMMODORE 84 + GUESTS
- Cisco Ottawa Bluesfest w/ Rise Against, The Black Keys, Hey Rosetta!, Cage The Elephant, Wanda Jackson and more @ Lebreton Flats - AA/5pm/$40
...From the Deep, Shotgun Cure, Descendant, Criticull @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/8:00pm/$10
The Sultans of Gin @ Fat Tuesdays
National Arts Centre - Les filles de Caleb July 6 - 9, 2011, 8:00 pm Southam Hall
Saturday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00
Kinki - DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He’ll keep you guessing for more..
Mambo - with DJ Jim Reilly *a long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes*
Zaphod's - WOOL & HOWL + ARMEN AT THE BAZAAR + BYRON WILLIAM
National Arts Centre - Les filles de Caleb July 6 - 9, 2011, 8:00 pm Southam Hall
Duelling Piano's (Tyler Kealey and Dave Kalil) @ Fat Tuesdays
Cisco Ottawa Bluesfest w/ M Ward, Erykah Badu, The Greenhornes, Neon Indian, Giant Hand and more @ Lebreton Flats - AA/12pm/$40
Sunday
Barrymore's - Every Sunday - Retro 80's no cover.
Mambo - Bombshell Sundays- & on the Rooftop with Dj Eric Latulippe & friends Playing the best funky, soulful house music the city has to offer, & enjoy specials on buckets of Coronitas all day long..
Zaphod's - Trailer Park Bingo & hot fudge sundays with dj the retardinator
Cisco Ottawa Bluesfest w/ Dropkick Murphys, A Perfect Circle, Yukon Blonde, Diamond Rings, Josh Ritter and more @ Lebreton Flats - AA/12pm/$40
Acoustic Patio Tunes @ The Great Canadian Cabin (Weather Depending)) Live Music @ Liquor Store Party Bar
National Arts Centre - L’Orchestre de la Francophonie Sunday, July 3, 2011, 7:30 pm Southam Hall
-Join us daily for our 'Extreme Sushi Happy Hour' Mon-Fri 3-6pm / Sun-Tues 9pm-close / Wed-Sat 10pm-close. Enjoy double portions of our Sushi & Hot menu items for a reduced price.
-15$ for 3 course Bento Box and Sushi Combination Lunch Specials
Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… ‘Sui Generis’ with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...
Thursdays- Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music ‘Theme’
Fridays- ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60’s, to Disco Fever 70’s, Crazy 80’s, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more… ‘Classic’
Saturdays- ~DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He’ll keep you guessing for more..
He is fast, funny and probably the best veteran of the North American funnyman circuit. In addition to his successful and well received live performances all over North America, Mike MacDonald has appeared in such TV shows as The Late Show with David Letterman and the Arsenio Hall Show. As the son of a career Canadian Air Force officer, MacDonald learned at an early age that humour would make him popular. Yuk Yuk’s Ottawa and JH5 Promotions are proud to announce. the “Steam Whistle Summer Comedy Competition”. This competition will have categories for professionals and amateurs. Professionals are comics that have been paid to perform at Yuk Yuk’s on the weekend. Amateurs are everyone else, and it may include you! If you have ever thought you were funny, now is the time to give it a try! 
Attention to detail is what has made Brian Stollery one of Western Canada’s most sought after corporate comedians. When you book Brian Stollery, you won’t just get another comedian doing a canned act. You will get a one-on-one consultation with Mr. Stollery where he will take the time and make the effort to find out about your event. Opening
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Fading of the Cries - 2011-07-08
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 - 2011-07-15
Winnie the Pooh - 2011-07-15
Snow Flower and the Secret Fan - 2011-07-15
Lucky - 2011-07-15
Salvation Boulevard - 2011-07-15
Tabloid! - 2011-07-15
Another Earth - 2011-07-20
Captain America: The First Avenger - 2011-07-22
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