Monday
Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00
Zaphod's - THE YIPS + LEFTY McRIGHTY, 8:00 PM CAD0.00
Frustrations, Spilt Guts, Eat Crow @ 443 Kent St. - AA/8pm/$5
Sharon Van Etten, Landon A.R. Coleman @ Mavericks - 19+/8:00pm/$12
Punk Rock Spoken word with Kimmy Rocks @ Luneta (665 Bronson Ave.) - 19+/10pm/FREE
National Arts Centre - Guided tours Monday - Friday | NAC Main Lobby (Foyer) July 2 - August 24, 2012 Running time is approximately 45 minutes with no intermission.
Tuesday
Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00
Mambo - Mystics & Manicures Tuesdays- Ultimate Gals Night- Complimentary Manicures In-House Crystal Readings by Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com) w/ Cocktails & Tapas on Special
Calculator, Prawn, Shahman @ 337 Lemoine st. - AA/8pm/$5
Calvin Johnson, Katie and the Lichen @ Pressed (750 Gladstone) - AA/8pm/$8/$10 - Pressed
Imaginary Cities, The Murder Plans, Hinterlandband - AA/8pm/$12
Strung Out "Twisted Suburban Wasteland Tour", Such Gold, Handguns, Sidelines @ Ritual - 19+/8pm/$23
Soul In Stone, Scarecrowz @ Petit Chicago (50 Promenade du Portage, GATINEAU) - 18+/8:30pm/$7
Zaphod's - LIVE ROCK KARAOKE, 8:00 PM CAD6.00
National Arts Centre - Guided tours Monday - Friday | NAC Main Lobby (Foyer) July 2 - August 24, 2012 Running time is approximately 45 minutes with no intermission.
Wednesday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm
Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00
Kinki - Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Asian inspired NCVA approved Veggie-Vegan Menu w/ In-House Crystal Readings by the mesmerizing Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com)- Healthy dinning has never been so fun!
Kinki - Karaoke is back, every wednesday. Come and sing under the stars on our patio and enjoy a special shot of Jagermeister for $4.
Mambo - Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Latin inspired Veggie/Vegan Menu w/ Special Jazz and Lounge performances by 'Noelle Dimar', & 'Doug Slone'' to groove to all evening long
Zaphod's - SAL PIAMONTE + THE ROGUES, 8:00 PM CAD5.00
The Jezabels, July Talk, Loon Choir @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$13
National Arts Centre - Guided tours Monday - Friday | NAC Main Lobby (Foyer) July 2 - August 24, 2012 Running time is approximately 45 minutes with no intermission.
Thursday
Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30
Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00
Kinki - Tantalizing Thursdays- Tease your taste buds with our aphrodisiac inspired menu- Enjoy our complimentary Hand treatments & Massages and live Jazz performances by 'Rebecca Noelle'
Mambo - El Barrio Thursdays- Complimentary Tango lessons by Ottawa's Dynamic duo, Andre & Francine (www.francineandre.com)
Zaphod's - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands
W!nslow, Lost Youth, The Dead Zone, The Machetes @ Cafe Dekcuf - AA/19+/7pm/$10
The Aggrolites, The Balconies, The Sentries @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$15
National Arts Centre - Guided tours Monday - Friday | NAC Main Lobby (Foyer) July 2 - August 24, 2012 Running time is approximately 45 minutes with no intermission.
National Arts Centre - National Youth Orchestra of Canada Thursday | NAC Southam Hall August 2, 2012 8:00pm
Friday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00
Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 9pm
Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00
Kinki - Unleash Fridays - A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to listen and captivate- Exclusive weekend menu features & Pole Dancing entertainment to pair your night off the Kinki way!
Mambo - Fridays- Zona Viva * A weekend filled w/ great food, aromatic ambiance and DJ music to dance (DJ's Don Juan & Federico) - Weekly Lively Belly dancing performances to compliment your evenings.
Zaphod's - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands
National Arts Centre - Guided tours Monday - Friday | NAC Main Lobby (Foyer) July 2 - August 24, 2012 Running time is approximately 45 minutes with no intermission.
Saturday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00
Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 8 pm & 10:30 pm
Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00
Mambo - Suave Saturdays - A weekend filled w/ great food, aromatic ambiance and DJ music to dance (DJ's Don Juan & Federico) - Weekly Lively Belly dancing performances to compliment your evenings.
Kinki - Throwback Saturdays - A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to listen and captivate- Exclusive weekend menu features & Pole Dancing entertainment to pair your night off the Kinki way!
Zaphod's - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands
Sunday
Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00
Mambo - Zumba with Mambo - Every sunday for $25 per person - Enjoy a Zumba Fitness class with instructor Mabel Alvarez and finish off with a delicious Mambo Brunch. Zumba start time:10:30-11:30 Brunch: 11:45
Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO - Interspersed by HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS with DJ Retardinator
Dead and Divine (Final Ottawa show!), Mychildren Mybride, Liferuiner, The Channel 4 News Team @ Mavericks - AA/6:00pm/$16
Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Asian inspired NCVA approved Veggie-Vegan Menu w/ In-House Crystal Readings by the mesmerizing Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com)- Healthy dinning has never been so fun!
Tantalizing Thursdays- Tease your taste buds with our aphrodisiac inspired menu- Enjoy our complimentary Hand treatments & Massages and live Jazz performances by 'Rebecca Noelle'
Unleash Fridays & Throwback Saturdays- A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to listen and captivate- Exclusive weekend menu features & Pole Dancing entertainment to pair your night off the Kinki way!
August 23 7PM - Kinki Pride
with your lovely hostess Dixie Landers andChynna Fox featuring Koston Kreme and Bambi Van Boo from Capital Tease Burlesque- Dress with Flair, music by DJ Balu.
Mystics & Manicures Tuesdays- Ultimate Gals Night- Complimentary Manicures In-House Crystal Readings by Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com) w/ Cocktails & Tapas on Special
Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Latin inspired Veggie/Vegan Menu w/ Special Jazz and Lounge performances by 'Noelle Dimar', & 'Doug Slone'' to groove to all evening long
El Barrio Thursdays- Complimentary Tango lessons by Ottawa's Dynamic duo, Andre & Francine (www.francineandre.com)
Zona Viva Fridays & Suave Saturdays A weekend filled w/ great food, aromatic ambiance and DJ music to dance (DJ's Don Juan & Federico) - Weekly Lively Belly dancing performances to compliment your evenings.
August 26 - Trash your wedding dress at Mambo - You celebrated the bachelorette, had a great wedding with the bridal party and that is it? No there is more... Trash your wedding dress.
Originally from Toronto, Aaron Berg now lives in NYC where he just completed an Off-Broadway run of his one man show, The Underbelly Diaries…Aaron will also be starring in the feature film which is being shot in NYC and Toronto late 2012. 
Attention to detail is what has made Brian Stollery one of Western Canada's most sought after corporate comedians. Brian's self-effacing humor, clever word play, and witty commentary on current events, continues to delight audiences wherever he performs. His performance has been called "energetic, clean-cut and instantly appealing".
Brian has shared the stage with the likes of Norm MacDonald, Brent Butt, Rich Hall, Kevin Pollack, Weird Al Yankovic, and Lorne Elliot. He also has made to appearances on CBC radio's "Madly Off In All Directions".
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Next Week - Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott and Hot 89.9 Summer Comedy Competition. If you have ever thought you were funny, now is the time to give it a try! This competition is open to both amateurs and professionals. For questions call the club at 613-236-5233
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