Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - ELECTRONIC MONDAYS


Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia nights - 7:00pm

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

The Hotelier, Foxing, Prawn @ Club SAW - AA/7:00/$12

Wednesday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - New Talent Showcase - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation’s Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock”n’roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Irene's Pub - DREW NELSON BAND CD RELEASE 8:00 pm



Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Tits & Giggles featuring Bella Barecat (Sexapalooza) + Nick Carter (Just For Laughs) at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD10.00

Obey the Brave, Killitorious, We Were Sharks, Dreamer/Deceiver @ Mavericks - AA/19+/7:00/$15

Irene's Pub - Groves 9:00 pm

National Youth Orchestra of Canada July 31, 2014, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Irene's Pub - Ryan Cook and Kelly Sloan 2 Canadian roots singer songwriters that are back to impress once again! 9:30 pm

Causeplay at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD10.00


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Barrymore's - RETRO 80S n 90s Saturdays

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

The Cardboard Crowns + Ol'cd at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

The Agonist, The Catalyst, My Shadow, Accursed Creation @ Mavericks - 19+/7/$13/$15

Irene's Pub - HORNSWATER - 9:30 pm


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Battlecross, Crimson Shadows, IKILLYA and more @ Mavericks - 19+/8:00/$13



With the face of an angel and a tongue as sharp as a Mach-17 razor, Rebecca Kohler is full of surprises. Life is hard, sometimes tragic, and Rebecca is no stranger to these realities; in fact she uses life's hardships and truths to create well crafted joke-story-type-things.

Rebecca brings an edgy insight to the stage and asks you to remember that she is not offensive, but that life itself is offensive. Credits include: Just For Laughs Festival, Hubcap Comedy Festival, opening for Norm MacDonald, Winnipeg Comedy Fest, Halifax Comedy Fest, CTV's Comedy Now, The Sudbury Comedy Festival...

Slade is a veteran behind the microphone, both on stage and off. He is a regular on the nationally syndicated Bob & Tom Show, co-host of The Outlaw Dave Show in Houston, and host of the wildly popular bi-weekly Whiskey Brothers Podcast, which frequently lands in the Top 25 comedy podcasts on iTunes.

His real passions lie on the road, however – traveling the world and collecting stories. He has free-climbed mountains and been swimming with sharks. He blew out his Achilles tendon dancing to Irish music. He’s wrestled a cheetah and beaten up a midget. He spent eight years in a relationship with the Devil. He drank a bottle of whiskey on a Saturday night and woke up the next morning in a black Baptist church. He is anything but boring.

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