Yuk Yuk’s Ottawa and JH5 Promotions are proud to announce. the “Steam Whistle Summer Comedy Competition”. This competition will have categories for professionals and amateurs. Professionals are comics that have been paid to perform at Yuk Yuk’s on the weekend. Amateurs are everyone else, and it may include you! If you have ever thought you were funny, now is the time to give it a try!
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Tuesday
Zaphod's - DESCENDANT + SHOTGUN DOLLS + MICARZA CAMARO
Mambo - Mystics & Manicures *Come by for a manicure, be inspired by the tarot reading & stay for the ladies cocktail & tapas specials*
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
Wednesday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Showcase 8:30 $6.00
Absolute Comedy 8:30 $6.00
Kinki - Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… ‘Sui Generis’ with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...
Mambo - Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu* & on the Rooftop Dj Dusty *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes
Zaphod's - THE HIGH DIALS + ORNAMENTS
Ben Cooper @ Pier 21
Open Stage (Solo and Full Band) @ Live Lounge
Jucifer, Swarm of Spheres, Collider @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/7pm/$10/$12
The POP Off Tour feat. Gobble Gobble, Pat Jordache, Grimes, Hooded Fang @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$10
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
Thursday
Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30 $14.00
Absolute Comedy 8:30 $10.00
Kinki - Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music ‘Theme’
Mambo - Danza Latina *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa’s own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 5$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night & on the Rooftop ‘Fiesta’ with Dj Paulo Cardoso & weekly guests playing all styles of worldbeat music from Europe, Caribbean, and South America Fridays- Zona Viva *
Zaphod's - full flavour with djs matty & the retardinator
Eric Eggleston @ Pub 101
Animal Faces, Mountanaka @ Avant Garde Bar - AA/7pm/$5
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
Friday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00
Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00
Kinki - ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60’s, to Disco Fever 70’s, Crazy 80’s, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more… ‘Classic’
Mambo - Come and show off your best Latin dance moves at Zona Viva , featuring lessons, dance floor, and Happy Hour specials* with Dj’s Freddie & Dj’s Mendez playing Latin grooves, classic 90’s, top 40, and house beats Suave
Zaphod's - ANIMALS BIRTHDAY BASH!!!!
Cole Futterer @ Pub 101
Rory Gardiner @ Pier 21
The Sultans of Gin @ Fat Tuesdays
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
Saturday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00
Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00
Kinki - DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He’ll keep you guessing for more..
Mambo - with DJ Jim Reilly *a long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes*
Zaphod's - THE COWARDS + NOTHING
Duelling Piano's (Tyler Kealey and Dave Kalil) @ Fat Tuesdays
Rory Gardiner @ Pier 21
Al Tuck and more @ Raw Sugar Cafe (692 Somerset St. W) - AA/9pm/$10
Bomb The Music Industry!, The Sidekicks and more @ Montgomery Legion Hall (330 Kent St.) - AA/19+/7pm/$10
An Horse, Lightburn, Slim And Popular @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/9pm/$10
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
Sunday
Barrymore's - Every Sunday - Retro 80's no cover.
Mambo - Bombshell Sundays- & on the Rooftop with Dj Eric Latulippe & friends Playing the best funky, soulful house music the city has to offer, & enjoy specials on buckets of Coronitas all day long..
Zaphod's - Trailer Park Bingo & hot fudge sundays with dj the retardinator
Acoustic Patio Tunes @ The Great Canadian Cabin (Weather Depending)
Live Music @ Liquor Store Party Bar
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
-Join us daily for our 'Extreme Sushi Happy Hour' Mon-Fri 3-6pm / Sun-Tues 9pm-close / Wed-Sat 10pm-close. Enjoy double portions of our Sushi & Hot menu items for a reduced price.
-15$ for 3 course Bento Box and Sushi Combination Lunch Specials
Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… ‘Sui Generis’ with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...
Thursdays- Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music ‘Theme’
Fridays- ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60’s, to Disco Fever 70’s, Crazy 80’s, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more… ‘Classic’
Saturdays- ~DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He’ll keep you guessing for more..
A gregarious and dynamic comedian with a knack for telling it like it is, Rob has become one of the brightest voices to hit the Canadian comedy scene. With unmistakeable charm, wit and trade-mark act-outs, Rob is a must see performance. Rob has also appeared as a regular on the MTV series Punk'd, showcased at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal, and recently had his one hour “Comedy Now” special air on the Comedy Channel.Yuk Yuk’s Ottawa and JH5 Promotions are proud to announce. the “Steam Whistle Summer Comedy Competition”. This competition will have categories for professionals and amateurs. Professionals are comics that have been paid to perform at Yuk Yuk’s on the weekend. Amateurs are everyone else, and it may include you! If you have ever thought you were funny, now is the time to give it a try!
Mike Dambra is the smart-ass king of comedy! C'mon, sit down front, we dare you! If you're a comedy fan and you haven't seen Mike, you're in for a treat. In 1987 and 1997 he claimed the "Funniest Person In Rochester" title. That, in turn earned him two television news stories in 1988, and more in 1989, 1995, & 1996. Next thing he knew, he was traveling all over the U.S. and Canada making people laugh.
As an opener for the likes of Howie Mandel, Rosie O'Donnell, Adam Sandler and Michael Bolton, Mike was spectacular. In his own headlining show, the Calgary Sun says, "Brush up on your sit-ups before you see this show otherwise your stomach muscles will hurt the next day...." He has since earned rave reviews across the country.
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August 5-6. Damonde recently became the first Canadian winner in the 27 year history of the illustrious Seattle International Comedy Competition. He has been hailed in the Globe & Mail as comedy’s new superhero. An absolutely unique act and perhaps this countries finest comedic storyteller. “ Has the rare gift of commanding attention merely by talking.” – Seattle Weekly.Opening
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