Yuk Yuk’s Ottawa and JH5 Promotions are proud to announce. the “Steam Whistle Summer Comedy Competition”. This competition will have categories for professionals and amateurs. Professionals are comics that have been paid to perform at Yuk Yuk’s on the weekend. Amateurs are everyone else, and it may include you! If you have ever thought you were funny, now is the time to give it a try!
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Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 - $4.00
Zaphod's - MOONSHINE RAMBLERS + GUESTS
Ian Cameron @ Pier 21 (Of Grace)
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
Tuesday
Zaphod's - industrial strength with djs leslie & twiin
Mambo - Mystics & Manicures *Come by for a manicure, be inspired by the tarot reading & stay for the ladies cocktail & tapas specials*
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
Wednesday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Showcase 8:30 $6.00
Absolute Comedy 8:30 $6.00
Kinki - Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… ‘Sui Generis’ with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...
Mambo - Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu* & on the Rooftop Dj Dusty *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes
Zaphod's - ACTORS & ARCHITECTS + GUESTS
Grand Motel @ Pier 21
GOOD2GO @ Heart and Crown (353B Preston St.) - 19+/9:30pm/FREE
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
Thursday
Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30 $14.00
Absolute Comedy 8:30 $10.00
Kinki - Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music ‘Theme’
Mambo - Danza Latina *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa’s own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 5$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night & on the Rooftop ‘Fiesta’ with Dj Paulo Cardoso & weekly guests playing all styles of worldbeat music from Europe, Caribbean, and South America Fridays- Zona Viva *
Zaphod's - THE GUILTY MINDS + ALERT THE MEDIC + GUESTS
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
Friday
Kinki - ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60’s, to Disco Fever 70’s, Crazy 80’s, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more… ‘Classic’
Mambo - Come and show off your best Latin dance moves at Zona Viva , featuring lessons, dance floor, and Happy Hour specials* with Dj’s Freddie & Dj’s Mendez playing Latin grooves, classic 90’s, top 40, and house beats Suave
Zaphod's - THE NUMMIES + GRIEVE THE SILENCE + EVERYTHING LESS + KINGS BISHOP
The Sultans of Gin @ Fat Tuesdays
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
Saturday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00
Kinki - DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He’ll keep you guessing for more..
Mambo - with DJ Jim Reilly *a long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes*
Zaphod's - ERNIE COOMBS + THE WATTERS BROTHERS
Duelling Piano's (Tyler Kealey and Dave Kalil) @ Fat Tuesdays
Pink Moth, Jonathan Pearce (of Winchester Warm) @ Raw Sugar Cafe (692 Somerset St. W) - AA/9pm/$6
Ottawa Pinball & Gameroom Show @ Hilton Garden Inn (Airport) (2400 Alert Rd) - AA/10am/$1
The Capitol Beat, The Living Sound System @ Cafe Dekcuf - AA/19+/9:00pm/$10
the Ripcordz, AB - Irato, Nummies, Knives And Forks For Freedom (KAFFF), the Mudplots, Lost Youth @ Mavericks (221 Rideau St) - AA/19+/7pm/$10
Matt Groopie and the Bandits, Scary Bear Soundtrack @ babylon - 19+/pm/$10/$15
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
Sunday
Barrymore's - Every Sunday - Retro 80's no cover.
Mambo - Bombshell Sundays- & on the Rooftop with Dj Eric Latulippe & friends Playing the best funky, soulful house music the city has to offer, & enjoy specials on buckets of Coronitas all day long..
Zaphod's - Trailer Park Bingo & hot fudge sundays with dj the retardinator
Acoustic Patio Tunes @ The Great Canadian Cabin (Weather Depending))
Live Music @ Liquor Store Party Bar
National Arts Centre - Broadway - Disney's The Lion King July 14 - August 7, 2011 Southam Hall
-Join us daily for our 'Extreme Sushi Happy Hour' Mon-Fri 3-6pm / Sun-Tues 9pm-close / Wed-Sat 10pm-close. Enjoy double portions of our Sushi & Hot menu items for a reduced price.
-15$ for 3 course Bento Box and Sushi Combination Lunch Specials
Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… ‘Sui Generis’ with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...
Thursdays- Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music ‘Theme’
Fridays- ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60’s, to Disco Fever 70’s, Crazy 80’s, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more… ‘Classic’
Saturdays- ~DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He’ll keep you guessing for more..
Tracey exploded onto the American Comedy Scene after her first week in L.A. she was a four time Two Hundred Thousand Dollar winner on CBS's New Star Search with Host Arsenio Hall. Beating out seven of the Top Comedians in the United States She signed a Two Year Sitcom Development Deal with CBS.. Tracey has lived in Los Angeles for the past eight years.. She has appeared in Hollywood Variety and has become a regular at all the top clubs. She has worked with and written for some of the best comedians in the business. She is a sought after comedy writer and has pitched her own show to Fox,Imagine Entertainment and CBS.Yuk Yuk’s Ottawa and JH5 Promotions are proud to announce. the “Steam Whistle Summer Comedy Competition”. This competition will have categories for professionals and amateurs. Professionals are comics that have been paid to perform at Yuk Yuk’s on the weekend. Amateurs are everyone else, and it may include you! If you have ever thought you were funny, now is the time to give it a try!
Mike Dambra is the smart-ass king of comedy! C'mon, sit down front, we dare you! If you're a comedy fan and you haven't seen Mike, you're in for a treat. In 1987 and 1997 he claimed the "Funniest Person In Rochester" title. That, in turn earned him two television news stories in 1988, and more in 1989, 1995, & 1996. Next thing he knew, he was traveling all over the U.S. and Canada making people laugh.
As an opener for the likes of Howie Mandel, Rosie O'Donnell, Adam Sandler and Michael Bolton, Mike was spectacular. In his own headlining show, the Calgary Sun says, "Brush up on your sit-ups before you see this show otherwise your stomach muscles will hurt the next day...." He has since earned rave reviews across the country.
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On the club scene, Peter continues to push the envelope and develop his distinctive, hilarious point-of-view. He has graced the stages of comedy clubs throughout Canada, the US, and in the UK. Peter’s club work has garnered him countless credits. In his first year, Peter was chosen as a finalist in Yuk Yuk’s Search for Canada's Funniest New Comic. As his career began to take shape, Peter began to tour relentlessly and has since performed at the Halifax Comedy Festival, the Calgary Comedy Festival, the Seattle International Comedy Competition, and twice at the Canadian Comedy Awards and Festival. Recently, Peter entered the $25,000 Great Canadian Laugh-off Competition and took 3rd place overall! He has worked alongside the best in the business including Howie Mandel, Russell Peters, and Harland Williams to name a few.. Opening
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