Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Zaphod's - ELECTRONIC MONDAYS


Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Wednesday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - New Talent Showcase - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation’s Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock”n’roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.



Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Once Upon A Pride: A Capital Pride Fundraiser at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD12.00

The Almighty Trigger Happy, HELLBROS!, Audio @ House of TARG - 19+/9:00/$10

Irene's Pub - GOJO’S MOJO Geoff Johnson’s new band!!!! 9:30 pm


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Barrymore's - RETRO 80S n 90s Saturdays

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Goodnight Sunrise + Hearts & Mines + Grand Theft Ottawa at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

The Superlative, Of Tall Tales, Metronome Jones @ House of TARG - 19+/9:00/$10

Irene's Pub - ROCKET RACHED & THE FAT CITY 8 - 9:30 pm


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

The Superlative, Of Tall Tales, Metronome Jones @ House of TARG - 19+/9:00/$10

Irene's Pub - Megan Jerome and Alex Moxon SOUL! JAZZ! R&B! 9:30 pm



Jean Paul's comedy is culled from his cultural crazy quilt of a childhood - born in Trinidad, raised in Brooklyn and currently residing in Toronto. "Savage wit and spontaneous combustion combine into an explosive comedic barrage. This cat is fearless. In terms of any kind of act, he works without a net. He is so freewheeling, it's almost psychedelic." - Daryl Jung, NOW Magazine, Toronto

This in itself explains his kaleidoscope of accents. He's funked up, has a twinkle in his eyes, and is deadly articulate. Feeding off the vibe of a room makes his performances electrifying.


Matt Billon’s solid reputation for his witty, creative and unassumingly clever material has landed him feature appearances and specials on CBC’s “Madly Off in all Directions”, Much Music’s “Video on Trial”, XM Satellite Radio’s “Laugh Attack”, and his own one hour, jam packed special on “The Comedy Network”.

Matt has been a finalist/winner in “The Great Canadian Laugh Off”, “Stand Up & BITE Me” and the “Seattle International Comedy Competition”

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