Tuesday
Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00
Mambo - Tuesdays- Mystics & Manicures *Come by for a manicure, be inspired by the tarot reading & stay for the ladies cocktail & tapas specials*
Zaphod's - IVARDENSPHERE + WASTE + AD*VER*SARY/ ANTIGEN SHIFT + END: THE DJ, 8:00 PM CAD15.00
Bluesfest w/ Snoop Dogg, Lauryn Hill, Zeus, Tedeschi Trucks Band, Zoo Legacy and more @ Lebreton Flats
Living With Lions, The Swellers, Daytrader, Major League, Landslider, Old Rules @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6pm/$13
Wednesday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm
Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00
Kinki - Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… 'Sui Generis' with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...
Mambo - Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu* & on the Rooftop Dj Dusty *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes
Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation's Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock"n'roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.
Earthen Grave at the Music and Beyond Festival @ St. Brigid's Centre for the Arts (179 Murray St.) - AA/8:30pm/$20
Bluesfest w/ Bad Religion, Grimes, Good Old War, Big Wreck, Blitzen Trapper, Rich Aucoin, Sound of Lions, and more @ Lebreton Flats
Lionheart, Thick as Blood, Dead Icons, Life On Trial, Equalizer, Burn Again @ Mavericks - AA/19+/6pm/$12
National Arts Centre - Wicked Wednesday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall July 11 - 29, 2012 8:00pm
Thursday
Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30
Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00
Kinki - Thursdays- Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music
Mambo - Thursdays- Danza Latina *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa's own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 5$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night & on the Rooftop 'Fiesta' with Dj Paulo Cardoso & weekly guests playing all styles of worldbeat music from Europe, Caribbean, and South America
Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands
Brain Fever, Alaskan, Sartre @ 443 Kent St. - AA/8pm/$5
Bluesfest w/ Cowboy Junkies, The Love Machine, John Mellencamp, The White Wires, The Pack A.D., The Hold Steady and more @ Lebreton Flats
Wax Mannequin, The Kettle Black, The Ship Shapes, Mike and the Valentines @ Clock Tower (575 Bank Street) - 19+/8pm/$8
NN, Swollen Eyes, FindersKeepers @ Avant Garde Bar (135 1/2 Besserer St) - 19+/9pm/$5
National Arts Centre - Wicked Wednesday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall July 11 - 29, 2012 8:00pm
Friday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00
Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott 9pm
Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00
Kinki - 'Theme' Fridays- ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60's, to Disco Fever 70's, Crazy 80's, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more…
Mambo - Fridays- Zona Viva *Friday nights just got hotter. Come and show off your best Latin dance moves at Zona Viva , featuring lessons, dance floor, and Happy Hour specials* with Dj's Freddie & Dj's Mendez playing Latin grooves, classic 90's, top 40, and house beats
Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands
Bluesfest w/ Jordan Cook AKA Reignwolf, Hey Rosetta!, Mother's Children, Rudeboy, Young The Giant, The Dirty Heads @ Lebreton Flats
National Arts Centre - Wicked Wednesday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall July 11 - 29, 2012 8:00pm
Saturday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00
Yuk Yuk's at the Prescott - 8 pm & 10:30 pm
Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00
Mambo - Suave Saturdays- with DJ Jim Reilly *a long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes*
Kinki - 'Classic' Saturdays- ~DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He'll keep you guessing for more.
Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands
Bluesfest w/ Skrillex, Mastodon, Beirut, Fire and Neon, Amalgamation and more @ Lebreton Flats
VANS WARPED TOUR - Senses Fail, Bayside, Taking Back Sunday, Anti-Flag, New Found Glory, Streetlight Manifesto, Title Fight, Make Do and Mend, Polar Bear Club and more @ Parc Jean-Drapeau - - bus and show tickets @ VT
National Arts Centre - Wicked Wednesday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall July 11 - 29, 2012 8:00pm
Sunday
Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00
Mambo - Bombshell Sundays- & on the Rooftop with Dj Eric Latulippe & friends Playing the best funky, soulful house music the city has to offer, & enjoy specials on buckets of Coronitas all day long..
Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO - Interspersed by HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS with DJ Retardinator
Zaphod's - LEAGUE OF ROCK Open House, 3:00 PM CAD0.00
Bluesfest w/ Metric, The Ethics, Birthday Girls, The Bush Pilots, The Weeknd, The Balconies, Chains of Love, The Detroit Cobras and more @ Lebreton Flats
National Arts Centre - Wicked Wednesday - Sunday | NAC Southam Hall July 11 - 29, 2012 8:00pm
Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… 'Sui Generis' with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...
Thursdays- Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music
'Theme' Fridays- ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60's, to Disco Fever 70's, Crazy 80's, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more…
'Classic' Saturdays- ~DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He'll keep you guessing for more..
Tuesdays- Mystics & Manicures *Come by for a manicure, be inspired by the tarot reading & stay for the ladies cocktail & tapas specials*
Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu* & on the Rooftop Dj Dusty *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes
Thursdays- Danza Latina *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa's own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 5$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night & on the Rooftop 'Fiesta' with Dj Paulo Cardoso & weekly guests playing all styles of worldbeat music from Europe, Caribbean, and South America
Fridays- Zona Viva *Friday nights just got hotter. Come and show off your best Latin dance moves at Zona Viva , featuring lessons, dance floor, and Happy Hour specials* with Dj's Freddie & Dj's Mendez playing Latin grooves, classic 90's, top 40, and house beats
Suave Saturdays- with DJ Jim Reilly *a long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes*
Bombshell Sundays- & on the Rooftop with Dj Eric Latulippe & friends Playing the best funky, soulful house music the city has to offer, & enjoy specials on buckets of Coronitas all day long..
John became a Stand-Up Comedian soon after his birth and has performed Stand Up Comedy in every Comedy Club in Canada that has asked him to perform. Some of the critical acclaim John has received are; "John's story telling ranks him up there with the best young comics in the country" from the Jake Labow at the Comedy Network, "Damn Funny " by Tristan Brand the editor of the alternative art blog indyish.com, "Abrasive Gold" by the Montreal Hour and "Pale, Ginger Haired and a Solid Stand Up Comedian" and "Funny, Actually!" by Bill Brownstein at the Montreal Gazette. 
Doug Funk –Toronto Award winning and two-time nominated comedian Doug Funk is a seasoned performer with a fresh and contagious style, whose entertainment background has moulded him into one of the most funny, thought provoking and versatile comics in the country.
He has four consecutive seasons on the Comedy Network to his credit, five seasons on the Global Network, two appearances on the very successful "Air Bud" movies (IV & V), countless TV commercials and hundreds of "Live" performances in every nook and cranny of the country. See more of Doug Funk at his web site at www.doug-funk.com
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