Monday
Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $5.00
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado
Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.
Irene's Pub - The Telegrams - 8:00pm
SHOWCASE MONDAYS: Project Mantra + Lucas Lauzon + Tina Wallace and The... + more at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission
Tuesday
Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00
Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00
Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce
Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm
Wednesday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00
Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00
Zaphod's - Ottawa Street Louneg - 10pm - is an urban speakeasy cocktail-bar/craft-brew night featuring sounds of the underground. A sophisticated mix of electronic/ urban beats, global grooves, lounge music and maybe some psychedelia, perhaps reminiscent of a Chicago or London (UK) underground social club.
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Bar Rail - Sapporo - Wild Wings - Ring of Fire Roll
WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge
National Youth Orchestra of Canada July 29, 2015, 7:00pm NAC Southam Hall
Thursday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00
Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion
Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's
Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster
Irene's Pub -
Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host Ed Hart July 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm
Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR
after the bands.
Friday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00
Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango
Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro
Irenes Pub - Durham County Poets July 31 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm $10
Saturday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:00pm & 9:30pm $20.00
Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber
Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette
Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro- After the bands
Irene's Pub - Paul Reddick August 1 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm $10
Sunday
Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00
Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00
Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos
Irene's Pub - Super Soul Sundays August 2 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm
TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE
Based on a bet, Newfoundland native Brian Aylward stepped on stage for the first time, at a rowdy expatriate bar in Anyang, South Korea.
Brian pioneered the English stand-up comedy scene in South Korea, where he worked as an ESL Kindergarten teacher during that time. He has performed hundreds of shows across Asia, in places such as Vietnam, Singapore, Malaysia, South Korea, Cambodia, Hong Kong and Indonesia. Brian founded "Stand Up Seoul" in March 2009. While living in Seoul, Brian was a humour columnist for "Groove Korea."
“Nostradamus once predicted that in the 21st century, an auburn topped Fabio would appear and change the way we think about stand up comedy forever. That time is now, and that scarlet sensation is Canada’s own Marc Sinodinos. Born from humble beginnings, Marc was the only child of Ms. America and Mr. Universe.
Destined for stardom at an early age, Marc was student body president in kindergarten, and in the 8th grade he was named valedictorian of the high school he had not even attended yet. His legend only grew from there, when as a freshman he nailed the head cheerleader, and as a senior he nailed the head custodian. As captain of the football team, Marc threw and caught every single touchdown pass on route to a national championship. At the tender age of 18 and with ice water in his veins, Marc started performing stand up comedy, and during his first set, he pulled Bruce Springsteen on stage, and solidified himself among the greats.
Beside his many accolades in comedy, Marc is also an accomplished writer, knife fight survivor, and mixed singles tennis champion. During his spare time he builds spaceships so he can abduct aliens. He has had multiple three ways with different Siamese twins, leaving each pair satisfied and separated. He has won a Noble Peace Prize for fighting for your right to party, and during his acceptance speech, Jesus thanked him. His material is well crafted and absurd, and his style is a perfect blend of silliness, wit, and edge. Women love him, men hate how much they love him."
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