Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $5.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $6 Kinki Martini | $5 Steam Whistle | $8 Shrimp tempura

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

SHOWCASE MONDAYS: Josh Charbot + Le Meow + Denzel Gordon + Chase Garrett at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Tuesday

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

RBC Bluesfest - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $5 Bar Rail| $5.5 Sapporo | $17 Playboy Steak

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge

RBC Bluesfest - Hedley


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $5 Bar Rail| $5 Steam Whistle| $17.5 Braised Rib

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR after the bands.

The Penske File, Brutal Youth, Sidelines, Muelkik, Sonny Boy @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$8

RBC Bluesfest - Keith Urban


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $22 Wine Bottle | $5 Perth Brew| $10 Chef's Choice Kinki Roll

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro

RBC Bluesfest - The Tragically Hip

Irene's Pub - The Grey Tones (Beatles tribute band) - 9:30pm - $5

Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:00pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $17 Premium Draft Pitcher| $22 Kinki Sangria Pitcher| $20 Sushi Combo (16pc)

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro- After the bands

RBC Bluesfest - Air Supply - Deep Purple - Simple Plan

Irene's Pub - Capital Grass and the No Men with The Vaneglory Farm - 9:30pm - $10


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - $15 Domestic Draft Pitcher| $6 Caesars| $6 Mimosa | $7 Hot Wings

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

RBC Bluesfest - Johnny Reid


GYou may not know the name, but you probably know the face. Glen Foster, a.k.a. "That Canadian Guy" has been a headliner on the Canadian comedy circuit for over twenty years. He has performed on numerous television shows including his own comedy special, CBC’s “Comics”, “Comedy at Club 54", and “The Mike Bullard Show”.

He has also appeared six times at "Just for Laughs", Montreal International Comedy Festival, and can be heard frequently on CBC Radio shows such as “Definitely Not The Opera” and “The Debaters”. Glen has recorded two comedy CDs and a concert DVD, entitled, "Shot at The Empire".



His act is clever, intelligent, original and insightful. He is considered to be a professional amongst professionals. Lamont started a company in 1999 called Sprocket Entertainment. Sprocket Entertainment is produces the critically acclaimed “West Coast Funnies” currently touring the Western part of the US. The comedy variety show has been called by Time-Warner cable as “The west coast’s answer to Saturday Night Live!”

Ferguson has appeared on Comedy Central, Comics Unleashed and ABC’s Family Channel. He was the Winner of the Seattle International Comedy Competition, three time semi-finalist at the Boston Comedy Festival and finalist in the San Francisco International Comedy Competition. He has the distinction of being one of the only comics in the country that has opened for all of the following comedians: Steve Harvey, George Lopez, Larry Miller, Garry Shandling, Richard Jeni, and George Carlin.

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