Monday
Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00
Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 10PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.
Tuesday
Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00
Mambo - Tantalizing Tuesdays*Featuring, Tarot Readings and Taco & Tequila specials
Zaphod's - Industrial strength tuesdays - North America's longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude
Wednesday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm
Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00
Kinki - Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Asian inspired NCVA approved Veggie-Vegan Menu with In-House Crystal Readings by the mesmerizing Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com)- Healthy dining has never been so fun!
Mambo - Mystic Garden Wednesdays*Featuring our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu
Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation's Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock"n'roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.
Zaphod's - LEGION OF SAINTS + ALEXY & THE OTHER SIDE + TORN BELOVED, 8:00 PM CAD5.00
National Arts Centre - Legendary Russians Wednesday - Thursday | NAC Southam Hall January 9 - 10, 2013 8:00pm
Ottawa 67's VS Oshawa 7:00pm Scotiabank Place
Thursday
Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30
Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00
Kinki - Tantalizing Thursdays- Tease your taste buds with our aphrodisiac inspired menu- Live Jazz performances by Ottawa's Jazzstress herself 'Rebecca Noelle'
Mambo - El Barrio Thursdays *Featuring monthly Kizomba lessons and Mexican Nacho & Wing specials
National Arts Centre - Legendary Russians Wednesday - Thursday | NAC Southam Hall January 9 - 10, 2013 8:00pm
Friday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00
Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00
Kinki - Unleash Fridays - A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to captivate you! Join us Fridays featuring special guest hostesses Chynna Fox | Shade Nyx
Mambo - Zona Viva Fridays*Featuring DJ Frederico and Cuban Tropicana dance performances
Zaphod's - Yamantaka//Sonic Titan and guests, 8:30 PM CAD10.00
Saturday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00
Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00
Mambo - Suave Saturdays *Featuring DJ Don Juan on deck to mix & mingle
Kinki - Throwback Saturdays-A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to captivate you! Join us Fridays featuring special guest hostesses Chynna Fox | Shade Nyx
Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands
Fucked Up and more @ Ritual - 19+/9pm/$17
National Arts Centre - Music Under a Midnight Moon Saturday | NAC Southam Hall January 12, 2013
National Arts Centre - Royal Wood with special guest Liam Titcomb Saturday | NAC Theatre January 12, 2013 7:30pm
Sunday
Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00
Lieutenant's Pump
- Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo
Mambo - Zumba with Mambo - Every sunday for $25 per person - Enjoy a Zumba Fitness class with instructor Mabel Alvarez and finish off with a delicious Mambo Brunch. Zumba start time:10:30-11:30 Brunch: 11:45
Zaphod's - TRAILER PARK BINGO - Interspersed by HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS with DJ Retardinator
Mystic Garden Wednesdays- Asian inspired NCVA approved Veggie-Vegan Menu with In-House Crystal Readings by the mesmerizing Linda Steele (www.lindaenergyhealer.com)- Healthy dining has never been so fun!
Tantalizing Thursdays- Tease your taste buds with our aphrodisiac inspired menu- Live Jazz performances by Ottawa's Jazzstress herself 'Rebecca Noelle'
Unleash Fridays & Throwback Saturdays-A weekend full of great DJ beats (DJ Dusty & DJ Sean) to captivate you! Join us Fridays featuring special guest hostesses Chynna Fox | Shade Nyx
Tantalizing Tuesdays*Featuring, Tarot Readings and Taco & Tequila specials
Mystic Garden Wednesdays*Featuring our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu
El Barrio Thursdays *Featuring monthly Kizomba lessons and Mexican Nacho & Wing specials
Zona Viva Fridays*Featuring DJ Frederico and Cuban Tropicana dance performances
Suave Saturdays *Featuring DJ Don Juan on deck to mix & mingle
Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!
With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!
Tickets start as low as $20.00 for children 12 years old and under, so call 755-1166 to book your seats now, or visist www.ottawa67s.com for more information.
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Young, hot and cuddly, Jay Brown first did stand up at seven years of age in Jamaica. He was on vacation with his family and attended an open mic night at the hotel's beach party. He was a big hit and was forever bitten by the comedy bug.
A professional comic since 1988, he has toured all over Canada, the United States, and parts of Europe. A regular on the Yuk Yuk's International circuit, he has opened for Andy Kindler (Everybody Loves Raymond), Doug Stanhope (The Man Show), and dated Heather Locklear.
That last one isn't really a credit but it's true and he tells everybody so you'll eventually hear about it anyway. Hard edged yet affable, Brown relates hip anecdotes and clever observations with a no holds barred, take no prisoner attitude.
Joe Bronzi began his comedy career by winning regional, city, and state comedy contests. His comedy background includes extensive improv training and his performance style mixes award-winning writing with fast-paced "off-the-cuff" crowd interaction. Upbeat, clean, and positive, his comedy style makes him a preferred comedian for corporate events.
Joe is a favorite at major Casinos like the Borgata in Atlantic City, the Tropicana in Las Vegas, the turning Stone in New York, and Mohegan Sun in Connecticut. He's also a regular on the high seas for Carnival and Royal Caribbean cruise lines. He has opened up for many of the industries' top talents, including Louie Anderson, Robert Klein, Jerry Seinfeld, John Pinette, Brian Regan, Dom Irrera, Gilbert Gottfried, Dave Coulier, and Kevin Pollock. For five years, he was the regular (and only) opener for comedy legend David Brenner.
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Jesse Owens was born in Saskatchewan, raised in Alberta and is now filling space in Toronto. He started doing comedy while living in London, England, where he worked as a comedy club promoter. Since then he has performed across the great Canadian provinces, to the delight and discombobulation of many a bar-goer.
He has also produced and hosted several successful comedy shows in Calgary, none of which were able to continue once he left. More credits will be added as people start to realize how hilarious he is.
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Not Fade Away
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