KINKI and MAMBO for Valentine's Day

Experience Valentine's day this year at Kinki and Mambo featuring champagne paired menus. Every guest will be entered to win a romantic getaway.

Featuring Los Condenados and Majic by Eliiot Smith @Mambo. Ken SeeleyJazz duo and Burlesque by Koston Kreme @ Kinki.
KINKI 613.789.7559 MAMBO 613.562-2500


The Rideau Canal is Open [skating conditions]

Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Showcase Mondays featuring Samatha Testa + Archy&Mehitabel + Subject Sinclair + Bukhosi at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Winter Dance January 19, 2015, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall | Running time is approximately 1 hour and 30 minutes with intermission.


Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia nights - 7:00pm

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Wednesday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - New Talent Showcase - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation’s Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock”n’roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Irene's Pub - Michael Jerome Browne CD release - 8:00 pm


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Irene’s Pub - All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host John Steele - 9:00 pm

Canada’s Royal Winnipeg Ballet The Handmaid’s Tale January 22 - 24, 2015 NAC Southam Hall



Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Fridays & Saturdays – After The Bands

Frontier Ruckus, Weird With Cats, Lights In August at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD10.00

Irene's Pub - Greg Cockerill Band plus Steve Marriner – 9:30 pm

Canada’s Royal Winnipeg Ballet The Handmaid’s Tale January 22 - 24, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

Improtéine s’improvise conteur January 23, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Justin Rutledge January 23, 2015, 8:00pm NAC Studio


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Barrymore's - RETRO 80S n 90s Saturdays

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Fridays & Saturdays – After The Bands

Irene's Pub - Uncle Sean and the Shifty Drifters plus Big Tobacco and The Pickers - 9:30 pm

Canada’s Royal Winnipeg Ballet The Handmaid’s Tale January 22 - 24, 2015 NAC Southam Hall

NAC Dance Masterclass with Jaime Vargas of the Royal Winnipeg Ballet January 24, 2015, 11:00am NAC Rehearsal Hall B

Dominique Forest – C’est à moi January 24, 2015, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Vince Halfhide with Ann Downey and Michael Ball - 9:00 pm


With the face of an angel and a tongue as sharp as a Mach-17 razor, Rebecca Kohler is full of surprises. Life is hard, sometimes tragic, and Rebecca is no stranger to these realities; in fact she uses life's hardships and truths to create well crafted joke-story-type-things.

Rebecca brings an edgy insight to the stage and asks you to remember that she is not offensive, but that life itself is offensive.


Jim McNally is a comedian with an irreverent outlook that blends big city wit with small town cheekiness. His Irish, story-telling roots shine through in his performances which weave observations of the everyday into stories from his own life to highlight the absurdities of the world we live in.

Jim's spontaneous and engaging style, quick wit, and knack for seeing the outlandish make him a natural, versatile performer who leaves audiences doubled over with laughter and wanting more.

TO WIN 4 TICKETS. Reply with '' Absolute Comedy'' in the subject line or Direct Message with Absolute Comedy on twitter


Top 10 iTunes Downloads

1 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
2 Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud
3 Meghan Trainor - Lips Are Movin
4 Maroon 5 - Sugar
5 Taylor Swift - Blank Space
6 Hozier - Take Me To Church
7 Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
8 Fall Out Boy - Centuries
9 Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass
10 Ella Henderson - Ghost