Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - The most electronic of musics Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 11PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

SHOWCASE MONDAYS: Dream + Alanna Sterling + David Ranger + Phil Kesler at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce

Irene's Pub - Trivia Tuesday with Steve Marriner and Pauly Roberto @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm

spectrasonic.com presents Warbringer Enforcer Cauldron, Exmortus Tuesday, January 12th Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 7:30 pm Ritual This event is 19 and over

NAC Dance 2015-2016 Season Dada Masilo Swan Lake January 12, 2016 - NAC Theatre

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Jack Charles V The Crown January 12 - 16, 2016 - NAC Studio

100 Years of Loss The Residential School System in Canada January 14 - 30, 2016 NAC Main Lobby (Foyer)

spectrasonic.com presents Ice Nine Kills Earthworks, Trentia, Southpaw Tuesday, January 12th 7:00 pm Club SAW

Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Zaphod's - Ottawa Street Lounge - 10pm - is an urban speakeasy cocktail-bar/craft-brew night featuring sounds of the underground. A sophisticated mix of electronic/ urban beats, global grooves, lounge music and maybe some psychedelia, perhaps reminiscent of a Chicago or London (UK) underground social club.

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Bar Rail - Sapporo - Wild Wings - Ring of Fire Roll

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Jack Charles V The Crown January 12 - 16, 2016 - NAC Studio

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR after the bands.

BUCK-N-NICE + WOTTS + G.GRAND at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD5.00

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Jack Charles V The Crown January 12 - 16, 2016 - NAC Studio

100 Years of Loss The Residential School System in Canada January 14 - 30, 2016 NAC Main Lobby (Foyer)

I Lost My Talk Spirit Prevails January 14, 2016, 8:00pm NAC Southam Hall


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro

THE MOCKINGBIRDS (Rockabilly) at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD10.00

Irene's Pub - The Lake Effect Sound with S/G Paul Irvine January 15 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm $10

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Jack Charles V The Crown January 12 - 16, 2016 - NAC Studio

100 Years of Loss The Residential School System in Canada January 14 - 30, 2016 NAC Main Lobby (Foyer)


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro- After the bands

Irene's Pub - Lowball Bidders feat. Matt Chaffey January 16 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm $10

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Jack Charles V The Crown January 12 - 16, 2016 - NAC Studio

100 Years of Loss The Residential School System in Canada January 14 - 30, 2016 NAC Main Lobby (Foyer)

The Chris Timms Comedy Cabaret January 16, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

NAC Orchestra 2015-2016 Season WolfGANG: Session 5 with members of the NAC Orchestra January 16, 2016, 9:00pm Mercury Lounge

Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - The Sunday Sessions – A Monthly Residency featuring a great local band 9:30pm (check out our monthly calendar for the current monthly band)

100 Years of Loss The Residential School System in Canada January 14 - 30, 2016 NAC Main Lobby (Foyer)



Described as "one of the best new stand-ups around" by NOW Magazine, Dom Paré blends magnetic onstage charisma, hilarious observation, and clever writing to deliver memorable slide splitting comedy. Dom’s memorable approach has landed him in the finals of both the Just For Laughs Homegrown Competition and the SiriusXM Canada’s Next Top Comic competition.

Dom has also branched out into the comedy world and has written for The Debaters, is featured regularly on SiriusXM Radio, and has been a panelist on the George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight show.


Steve Levine has been a veteran of the Canadian comedy scene for over twenty years, entertaining audiences across the country and all over the world. His clean, clever style has made him a favorite of live and TV audiences alike.

Steve Levine is widely regarded as one of Canada's sharpest stand-up comics and his routines are so clever and masterfully crafted that audiences never fail to respond with riotous laughter and applause. Steve is an accomplished road warrior who has appeared in every nook and cranny of this country.His mainly "observational" act deals with a wide range of topics including our diversely ethnic city, parents and their kids, the funny way we interact with friends and strangers and the always hilarious subjects of aging, death and dying. Do not miss Steve Levine!!

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Top 10 iTunes Downloads

1 Justin Bieber - Love Yourself
2 Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out
3 ADELE - Hello
4 Justin Bieber - Sorry
5 Flo Rida - My House
6 The Chainsmokers - Roses
7 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - I Know What You Did Last Summer
8 Thomas Rhett - Die a Happy Man
9 Charlie Puth - One Call Away
10 Rachel Platten - Stand By You