Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - The most electronic of musics Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 11PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Zaphod's - Showcase Mondays: Dysfunctional Dream / Emilie Brianna / Liam Meagher / Kevin MacCash (no cover)

Winterlude - Website


Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce

Irene's Pub - Trivia Tuesday with Steve Marriner and Pauly Roberto @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm

Patchostars, High Waters @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$8

Winterlude - Website

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Twelfth Night January 20 - February 6, 2016 - NAC Theatre


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Zaphod's - Ottawa Street Lounge - 10pm - is an urban speakeasy cocktail-bar/craft-brew night featuring sounds of the underground. A sophisticated mix of electronic/ urban beats, global grooves, lounge music and maybe some psychedelia, perhaps reminiscent of a Chicago or London (UK) underground social club.

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Bar Rail - Sapporo - Wild Wings - Ring of Fire Roll

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE GIGS: Alanna Sterling Band + Tribe Royal and more at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD7.00

Zaphod's - MEGAPHONO: PEPTIDES // RIOT POLICE // JESSE DANGEROUSLY // MIVCA

Falling Against Monday, Exiled, Trentia @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$10

Winterlude - Website

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Twelfth Night January 20 - February 6, 2016 - NAC Theatre

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season Black Music Series February 3, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Zaphod's - All Styles All Vinyl with DJ Jas Nasty

Winterlude - Website

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Twelfth Night January 20 - February 6, 2016 - NAC Theatre

NAC Orchestra 2015-2016 Season Tchaikovsky: Classical music’s most underrated composer Musically Speaking February 4 - 5, 2016 - NAC Salon

NAC Presents 2015-2016 Season Petr Cancura with guest Lynn Miles February 4, 2016, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

NAC Orchestra 2015-2016 Season Totally Tchaikovsky February 4 - 5, 2016 - NAC Southam Hall



Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango

Zaphod's - La Cantina: Greasy Groovy Rockabilly Fiesta with Jonny Yuma

Zaphod's - F#*! Yeah Fridays with DJ James + Floodzi

spectrasonic.com presents Coeur de Pirate Friday, February 5th Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 8:00 pm Bronson Centre Theatre

Coeur De Pirate and more @ Bronson Centre Theatre - AA/8pm/$30

Teenager, Cheap Whine, The Disasterbaters @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$7

Irene's Pub - How Far to Mexico with S/G The Minor 9s and Alanna Sterling Band

Winterlude - Website

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Twelfth Night January 20 - February 6, 2016 - NAC Theatre

NAC Orchestra 2015-2016 Season Tchaikovsky: Classical music’s most underrated composer Musically Speaking February 4 - 5, 2016 - NAC Salon

NAC Orchestra 2015-2016 Season Totally Tchaikovsky February 4 - 5, 2016 - NAC Southam Hall

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season TD Ottawa Winter Jazz Festival The Chocolate Hot Pockets February 5, 2016, 5:00pm NAC Fourth Stage

TD Ottawa Winter Jazz Festival Mike Murley Trio February 5, 2016, 7:00pm NAC Fourth Stage

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season TD Ottawa Winter Jazz Festival Fraser Hollins Quartet featuring: Joel Miller, Jon Cowherd, and Brian Blade February 5, 2016, 9:00pm NAC Fourth Stage


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - Electric Ballroom with DJ Floodzi

Zaphod's - WOLFIE, PROJECT MANTRA, MITCH MAINVILLE

spectrasonic.com presents Exalt Eternal Sleep RATS, Maritime Bleach Saturday, February 6th 7:00 pm -Secret Location-

Exalt, Eternal Sleep, RATS and more @ west end basement show - 19+/7pm/$10

THE YA-YAs @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$7

Irene's Pub - Weber Brothers with S/g Fathers of Modern Rocketry

Winterlude - Website

NAC English Theatre 2015-2016 Season Twelfth Night January 20 - February 6, 2016 - NAC Theatre

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season TD Ottawa Winter Jazz Festival John Geggie’s Journey Band February 6, 2016, 5:00pm NAC Fourth Stage

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season TD Ottawa Winter Jazz Festival Carol Welsman February 6, 2016, 7:00pm NAC Fourth Stage

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season TD Ottawa Winter Jazz Festival David Virelles and Román Díaz February 6, 2016, 9:00pm NAC Fourth Stage


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Zaphod's - Superbowl Chili Party

Irene's Pub - Alive! Ensemble: Grant Green Tribute

Winterlude - Website

NAC Orchestra 2015-2016 Season Music for a Sunday Afternoon February 7, 2016, 2:00pm National Gallery of Canada

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season TD Ottawa Winter Jazz Festival Mouse on the Keys February 7, 2016, 6:00pm NAC Fourth Stage

Community Programming 2015-2016 Season TD Ottawa Winter Jazz Festival Montreal Guitare Trio (MG3) February 7, 2016, 8:00pm NAC Fourth Stage


Utilizing a clever, honest, and outrageous style, Michael Harrison is comfortable in any environment. Whether performing at a college, corporate meeting, private party, or a bar, he always delivers a hysterical comedy show that keep his audiences wanting more. Michael’s natural talent and infectious energy has supplied him with a strong following all over North America. He has earned glowing reviews for his festival appearances in New York, Las Vegas, Sudbury and Calgary.

Michael came in 1st place at the Hamilton Great Canadian Laugh Off and was featured in his own national comedy special on the Comedy Network! Besides touring extensively, Michael has also found time to develop a solid acting resume with appearances on NBC’s “The Bridge”, “Queer as Folk”, the TBS movie “The Jazzman”, and a co-hosting spot on “E-West”. Charming, likeable, and laugh out loud funny, Michael Harrison is one act you don’t want to miss!


Joe Bronzi's comedy background includes extensive improv training and his performance style mixes award-winning writing with fast-paced 'off-the-cuff' crowd interaction. Joe is a favorite at Las Vegas and Atlantic City Casinos as well as a regular on the high seas.

He has opened up for many of the industries' top talents, including Robert Klein, Jerry Seinfeld, John Pinette, Brian Regan, Dom Irrera, Gilbert Gottfried and Kevin Pollock. He proudly notes that he's the regular (and only) opener for comedy legend David Brenner.


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