Monday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Acoustic Open Mic NIght @ The Rainbow Bistro

The Sound of Music December 3 - January 4, 2014 music by Richard Rodgers lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 10PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude


Tuesday - NYE 2014

Kinki
Celebrate '2013' at Kinki ... Celebrate the arrival of the New Year with a lavish inspired soiree. This exquisite affair will feature mouth-watering & Champagne paired -3 course New Asian inspired cuisine designed uniquely by Chef Amin Takano Thrilling live entertainment including Burlesque Show & Dj Dusty- Kinki This year don't miss the countdown to 2014 with us! $45 - For Reservations 613.789.7559 | www.kinki.ca [Kinki]

Summerhays Grill - Join us to celebrate '2013' for New Years dinner. We will have a featured menu including Shrimp and Sea Scallop Provençale, Steak au Poivre and much more... This is a family firendly event. Please call for reservations and information at 613-228-6049. Served from 5 pm-10:30pm - 1971 Baseline Rd [Event Information PDF]

Mambo
Celebrate the arrival of the New Year with a lavish inspired soiree. This exquisite affair will feature mouth-watering & Champagne paired -3 course New Latin inspired cuisine designed uniquely by Chef Ian Baillargeon - Mambo Thrilling live entertainment including Flamenco show & Dj Jimador This year don't miss the countdown to 2014 with us! New Years Eve $45 Table d'hôte For Reservations 613.562.2550 | www.mambonuevolatino.com [Mambo]

Zaphods - New Years Eve Party at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD10.00

Barrymore's
New Year's Eve 2014 at Barrymore's Music Hall - A New Year's Eve party you'll be talking about all year! New Year's Eve at Barrymore's features catered food, NYE decorations, and a NYE count down, At least 5 decades of music (60's, 70's, 80's, 90's and today's top 40) will be covered. Limited amount of tickets are sold @ $25Tables available for bootle service. [Tickets]

Yuk Yuk's -Darren Frost and Derek Seguin - (613) 236-5233 for ticket information.[Tickets]

Absolute Comedy - Kate Davis, Matt Davis, Jenn Hayward (613) 233-8000 for ticket information. [Tickets]

Irene's Pub - BALL and CHAIN and THE WRECKERS Start: 31 December, 2013 9:30 pm - NEW YEAR'S EVE BASH! $20 in advance [Tickets]

The Rainbow
- New Year's Eve: Destiny - Ottawa's Premier Funk Band - Tue, December 31, 9pm – Wed, January 1, 2014, 2am

The Black Sheep Inn - The Hornettes New Year's Eve Party - December 31 (New Year's Eve) 8:30 pm - $20 adv follow @TheHornettes to find out about the bus they're organizing from Ottawa to Wakefield! [Tickets]

Capital Countdown on Sparks Street - Gate are open from 6:00pm to 1:00am - The Maple Leaf drop starts at 11:58pm - Music is going on the Main Stage 7:00am to 1:00am [Tickets and Info]

What Happens in Vegas…New Year's Eve party + Casino night - Ottawa's BIGGEST and BEST countdown to 2014 is at the Marriott Hotel, brought to you by STARFISH creative events + inspiration.This is officially the best attended indoor New Year's Eve Party in the city. Celebrate in style with over 1,000 party-goers. $75 [Tickets]

Ottawa Convention Centre - Celebrate New Year's Eve in Ottawa at Dancing in the Stars with The Universal Boogie Band, who will get you on your feet with funk, disco, pop and today's chart-toppers. $159 Dinner and Party Ticket Passed Hors D'Oeuvres 3 - course dinner 2 glasses of Wine Champagne Toast Midnight Buffet Dancing with The Universal Boogie Band Reserved seating throughout the evening - $75 Party Ticket Champagne Toast Midnight Buffet Dancing with The Universal Boogie Band Extra after-dinner seating available [Tickets]

National Arts Centre -
New Year's Dinner Dance December 31, 2013, 7:00pm NAC Main Lobby - Savour a delectable three course meal including a toast at midnight and dance the night away with SWAY band. Sway's wide-ranging repertoire and styles ensure that the musical tastes of all guests will be satisfied. Boasting the largest selection of current top 40 hits of any Ottawa band, as well as the classics and timeless, Sway will keep the crowd on its feet and the party moving from start to finish. Doors open at 7pm Dinner at 8pm Dance at 9:30pm. [Tickets]

Shenkman Arts Centre - 3rd Annual New Year's Eve Comedy Night Presented by: Shenkman Arts Centre and Fusion Arts Management Tuesday, December 31 at 9 pm Start the New Year in stitches with our 3rd Annual New Year's Eve Comedy Night! Laughter's the best way to end one year and start another. Don't wait too long to get your tickets. This show sells out every year. [Tickets]

Wednesday


Happy New Year. All the best for 2014.

Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

The Sound of Music December 3 - January 4, 2014 music by Richard Rodgers lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

Zaphods- LIVE ROCK KARAOKE at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD6.00


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Animal Cash + Will Hunter Band + The Ginger Fox Band at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD5.00

The Sound of Music December 3 - January 4, 2014 music by Richard Rodgers lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

Windsor VS Ottawa 67's 7:30pm


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

The Sound of Music December 3 - January 4, 2014 music by Richard Rodgers lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

Rankin Yout and The DubPilots @ The Rainbow - 19+/9pm/$7

North Bay vs Ottawa 67's 2:00pm


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE




Come out and watch Canada's favorite junior hockey team in action! The Ottawa 67's are a fantastic and affordable way to spend a Friday night or Sunday afternoon in the Nation's Capital!

With hard-hitting, fast-paced action on the ice and live entertainment and games for the kids off the ice, you just can't beat the Boys in the Barber Poles!

Tickets start as low as $20.00 for children 12 years old and under, so call 755-1166 to book your seats now, or visist www.ottawa67s.com for more information.

TO WIN 2 TICKETS. Reply with ''Ottawa 67's'' in the subject line or Direct Message with "67's" on twitter

Darren Frost - "Frost's standup has the quality of a satanic revival meeting. He brings so much bile and venom to the stage it can be overwhelming. Frost is at his best when he tempers his barbs with a little finesse and last night he showed this technique off to great effect. Among the most daring comedians in Canada." Toronto Star

Derek Seguin - A seasoned stand up comedian, Derek Seguin has traveled across Canada to numerous comedy clubs and festivals catering to both French and English audiences. His televised appearances include performances at the CBC Winnipeg and Halifax festivals, "En Route Vers Mon Premier Gala Juste pour Rire", the Grand Rire du Quebec.

Dining is at 7:00 pm. The show starts at 9:30 pm. Dinner & Show Tickets: $100 - includes tax, gratuity, champagne toast and party favours Show only Tickets: $50 - includes tax, champagne toast & party favours. Dancing after Midnight - upstairs at Hooley's till closing - PLUS your ticket stub gets you a free show in 2014

Kate comedy career started as a need to get out of her house. So one night after putting the kids to sleep she ventured into a local comedy club and never looked back! Now, a five-time nominee at the Canadian Comedy Awards and star of her own hour-long comedy special on CTV and the Comedy Network, "Comedy Now." Kate Headlines across the country and is a favorite at corporate events. Kate's corporate career has allowed her the opportunity to host events for the former President, Bill Clinton, Barbara Walters and many others. She has also proven that funny can raise money and does many charity events for organizations that help teens and kids.

TO WIN 4 TICKETS. Reply with '' Absolute Comedy'' in the subject line or Direct Message with Absolute Comedy on twitter



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