KINKI and MAMBO are now accepting bookings for your holiday gatherings.

Kinki's private and Asian influenced party area holds capacity of up to 60 guests. The restaurant can accomodate 200 guests.

Mambo's private Spanish influenced party area, accomodates up to 60 guests. For larger receptions, the restaurant can accomodate 250 guests.

Make your gathering a memorable one this year with Kinki and Mambo. Click the link for more information [link]


Monday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Acoustic Open Mic NIght @ The Rainbow Bistro

The Sound of Music December 3 - January 4, 2014 music by Richard Rodgers lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

Manx Music presents: Christmas Fundraiser for Shepherds of Good Hope w/ Kathleen Edwards, Iain Reid @ The Manx (370 Elgin) - 19+/7pm/$20

Zaphod's - Electronic Mondays - Every Monday with DJ Lowpass + Guests 10PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude


Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.


The Sound of Music December 3 - January 4, 2014 music by Richard Rodgers lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

Bam Margera (of Jackass), Wilson, Kissing Candice (ex Dr Acula), Pretty Little Death Machine @ Mavericks - AA/19+/7pm/$20/$25

Peterborough VS Ottawa 67's 7:00pm


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Hump @ Mercury Lounge

PBR Wednesdays w/Dj NDN @ OverKill

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Whiskey Western: A Holiday Barnraiser, w/ Ball & Chain and the Wreckers, DJ Lefty McRighty @ Club SAW - 19+/8:30pm/$15

Gorguts, Origin, Nero Di Marte, Accursed Spawn @ Mavericks - 19+/7pm/$20

The Sound of Music December 3 - January 4, 2014 music by Richard Rodgers lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Student Thursdays @ Barrymore's

Bank Street Bounce @ Atomic Rooster

The Star Wars Holiday Special at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM $5.00, only at the door.

Direct Hit, Fresh Hell, Stuck In A Hole @ Luneta (665 Bronson) - AA/19+/8pm/$8

Prehistoric, Al Bender, Atherton, Philly Moves, Dallas Waldo, Spitten Image @ Ritual - 19+/9pm

The Sound of Music December 3 - January 4, 2014 music by Richard Rodgers lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

The Mahones - Zaphod's 2013 Paddy-Punk Christmas Party + Suits 'n Toques at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD12.00

The Sound of Music December 3 - January 4, 2014 music by Richard Rodgers lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.

The Vanishing Act, Vile Intent, Grotesque Organ Defilement, Harsh Supplement, Rough House @ Luneta (665 Bronson) - AA/19+/8pm/$8

The Weber Brothers, Suns Of Stone, Miss Polygamy @ Black Sheep Inn - 19+/8:30pm/$10

Kingston VS Ottawa 67's 7:30pm


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Amos and Kalle's Holiday Extravaganza featuring Amos the Transparent + Kalle Mattson at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD10.00

The Sound of Music December 3 - January 4, 2014 music by Richard Rodgers lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Retro 80's Night @ Barrymore's

The Donner Party, Burial Permit, Lord Megatron @ Luneta (665 Bronson) - AA/19+/8pm/$5

The Sound of Music December 3 - January 4, 2014 music by Richard Rodgers lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 30 minutes with intermission.




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An award-winning stand-up comedian, actor and TV writer, Graham Kay has been described as "a definite act to follow, [who] has mastered the art of sarcasm" by NOW Magazine. Graham won the coveted Just for Laughs 2013 Homegrown Comic Competition, the 2012 Yuk Yuk's Oktoberfest Competition, and the 2011 Steam Whistle Comedy Competition. He was also nominated for a 2013 Canadian Comedy Award for Best Breakout Artist.

Graham has been featured on CBC-TV's Halifax Comedy Festival special, The iChannel's No Kidding, and The Being Frank Show. In addition, he's a regular on MuchMusic's Video On Trial, and the current host of the popular Sirius/XM radio show and podcast, The Sport Brahs. Graham also wrote for the upcoming new CTV sitcom Spun Out, starring comedy legend Dave Foley. The show premieres on CTV in winter 2014.

Brian Scolaro is an actor, writer, and stand-up comedian.

He is most known for being Doug on TBS's "SULLIVAN AND SON", Stuart on FOX's "STACKED", Gordon on NBC's "THREE SISTERS", and for his half hour Comedy Central special "Comedy Central Presents: Brian Scolaro".

He has also acted on SHOWTIME'S "DEXTER," AMC's "MAD MEN", NBC'S "GO ON", ABC's "GREY'S ANATOMY," NBC's "HARRY'S LAW," TNT's "MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE", DISNEY'S "WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE" and "CRASH AND BERNSTEIN", Bob Odenkirk's film "THE BROTHER'S SOLOMON", and numerous appearances on HBO'S "LIFE AND TIMES OF TIM." as well as many other programs and films. He has also done stand up on "THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON", "LATE NITE WITH CONAN O'BRIEN", COMEDY CENTRAL'S "LIVE AT GOTHAM", and ABC's "COMICS UNLEASHED ".

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