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Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

Showcase Mondays featuring Lisa Fowler + Archy&Mehitabel + Treephones + Alex Sullivan at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $5.00

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia nights - 7:00pm

Zaphod's - Industrial Strength Tuesdays - North America’s longest running industrial and underground electronic night Every Tuesday with DJ Leslie + Guests 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude.

Chuck Ragan, Adam Faucett, Eamon McGrath @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$18

Handel’s Messiah December 16 - 17, 2014 NAC Southam Hall

Alice Through the Looking Glass December 9 - January 3, 2015 by Lewis Carroll NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 20 minutes with intermission.

Tonight on Our Stage December 16, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

The Good Lovelies Christmas Show December 16 - 17, 2014 NAC Studio

Wednesday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - New Talent Showcase - 8:30pm

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $6.00

Open Mic Wednesday Nights (@ the Lunenburg)

John Carroll @ The Laff

Zaphod's - Breakdown Wednesdays - The Nation’s Capital has been waiting for this night, and its finally here – headbang and rock the eff out to the latest and greatest.Your favourite classics of punk rock, thrashcore, metalcore, pop punk, hardcore and post hardcore rock”n’roll! Every Wednesday with DJ James 9PM – No cover, no dress code, no attitude

Breakdown Wednesdays And The Wet Bandits Present: featuring WE WERE THE FIRES OF ROME + THE ADDING MACHINE + RYDELL + WILLOWS at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD8.00

Handel’s Messiah December 16 - 17, 2014 NAC Southam Hall

Alice Through the Looking Glass December 9 - January 3, 2015 by Lewis Carroll NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 20 minutes with intermission.

The Good Lovelies Christmas Show December 16 - 17, 2014 NAC Studio


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Irene’s Pub - All Stars Blues Thursdays with guest host 9:00pm

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – After The Bands

Those Gulls (album release party), Kings Quest, Saint Clare @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$7

Alice Through the Looking Glass December 9 - January 3, 2015 by Lewis Carroll NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 20 minutes with intermission.

Raisin Wine by James Bartleman December 18, 2014, 7:30pm NAC Fourth Stage

David Myles Christmas Concert December 18 - 19, 2014 NAC Studio


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Salsarengue Fever Fridays @ Club Caliente - Free Dance Lessons - 8 to 10 pm

The Dead Bees + Laura Cole + The Flats at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM CAD5.00

Average Times, Nightshades, Sailor Jupiter @ Pressed - AA/19+/8/$5

Steamers, Jonathan Becker, Chris Snow @ Mugshots - 19+/8pm/$7

Remi Royale, Slo Tom and the Handsome Devils, Bad Uncle, Lucky Ron @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$5/$8

Alice Through the Looking Glass December 9 - January 3, 2015 by Lewis Carroll NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 20 minutes with intermission.

David Myles Christmas Concert December 18 - 19, 2014 NAC Studio

A Matt Dusk Christmas with the NAC Orchestra December 19, 2014, 7:00pm NAC Southam Hall

5th Annual Christmas Gospel Celebration December 19 - 20, 2014 NAC Fourth Stage


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 7:30pm & 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Saturday Nite Party @ Club Caliente

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Barrymore's - RETRO 80S n 90s Saturdays

Greylights, Of Reverie, The Thirteenth Floor, From The Deep, Deathrow Six, Below 6, Walls of Troy @ Mavericks - AA/6:30/$10/$12

Suits n Toques, The Tenenbaums, Randy Shenanigans, Broken Foot @ Cafe Dekcuf - AA/7:30pm/$8/$10

Jim Bryson Holiday Show w/ Caitlin Rose Harnett @ Blacksheep Inn - 18+/8pm

Alice Through the Looking Glass December 9 - January 3, 2015 by Lewis Carroll NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 20 minutes with intermission.

5th Annual Christmas Gospel Celebration December 19 - 20, 2014 NAC Fourth Stage

Stuart McLean & The Vinyl Cafe: 2014 Christmas Tour December 20 - 21, 2014 NAC Southam Hall

Lynn Miles December 20, 2014, 8:00pm NAC Studio


Sunday

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Lieutenant's Pump - Bingo, music, prizes and games with DJ Bingo

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Alice Through the Looking Glass December 9 - January 3, 2015 by Lewis Carroll NAC Theatre | Running time is approximately 2 hours 20 minutes with intermission.

Stuart McLean & The Vinyl Cafe: 2014 Christmas Tour December 20 - 21, 2014 NAC Southam Hall



John was nominated for a Canadian Comedy award in the category of Best Newcomer, was named one of the five comedians to watch in 2010 by the Comedy Network, he was on of the 8 finalists in the XM Top 8 Young Comics in Canada Competition and was the winner of the Irwin Barker Canadian Homegrown Championship at the 2010 Just for Laughs Festival.

In between stand up comedy performances John has performed Improv comedy on the main stage of the National Arts Centre in Ottawa, sketch comedy with the Second City Conservatory Company, and founded Attack Attack Ensemble, which produced the critically acclaimed sketch comedy-musical Sex AKA Wieners and Boobs for the Joe Cazelet Theatre in Montreal and the Two Person Comedy Story show “We Call This Comedy” for the Montreal Fringe Festival in 2009 which was called “Solid and Hilarious” by the Montreal Hour and was named as an official selection of the 2009 Montreal Fringe Festival. Many people call John’s performance “Awesome” and by many people we mean John’s mom.

Joe Bronzi is a trained actor who began his comedy career in the early 1990s, by winning the titles of "Funniest College Student in the Hudson Valley" and "Funniest College Student in New York". In the late 90's, Joe moved onto Long Island and began appearing regularly on the island and in Manhattan. In early 2003, he won the title of "Funniest Long Island Comic" at Stand-Up NY.

Joe has opened up for many of the industries' top talents, including David Brenner, Robert Klein, Jerry Seinfeld, John Pinette, Brian Regan, Dom Irrera, Gilbet Gottfried and Kevin Pollock, and he has been featured in both the Toyota Comedy Festival and the Boston Comedy Festival. His acting credits include the independent films "Due Diligence" and "The Cleaning Lady", and his original comedy bits have been heard on both Sirius and XM Satellite Radio. He has written and provided comedy voices for the Daily Comedy Network.

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