Monday

Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 - $4.00

Ian Cameron @ Pier 21 (Of Grace)

Tuesday

Zaphod's - industrial strength with djs leslie & twiin

Mambo - Mystics & Manicures *Come by for a manicure, be inspired by the tarot reading & stay for the ladies cocktail & tapas specials*

National Arts Centre - Variety - QCIFMB presents Russian Red Army Choir - 8:00pm

Wednesday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Steamwhistle competition

Absolute Comedy 8:30 $6.00

Kinki - Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… ‘Sui Generis’ with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...

Mambo - Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu* & on the Rooftop Dj Dusty *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes

Zaphod's - ROYAL BATHS + ADAM SAIKALEY

Grand Motel @ Pier 21

Open Stage (Solo and Full Band) @ Live Lounge


Thursday

Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy 8:30 $10.00

Kinki - Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music ‘Theme’

Mambo - Danza Latina *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa’s own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 5$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night & on the Rooftop ‘Fiesta’ with Dj Paulo Cardoso & weekly guests playing all styles of worldbeat music from Europe, Caribbean, and South America Fridays- Zona Viva *

Zaphod's - full flavour with djs matty & the retardinator

Alestorm, The Agonist, Blackguard, Aggressor, Deformatory @ Mavericks - AA/19+/7pm/$15/$18


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00

Kinki - ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60’s, to Disco Fever 70’s, Crazy 80’s, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more… ‘Classic’

Mambo - Come and show off your best Latin dance moves at Zona Viva , featuring lessons, dance floor, and Happy Hour specials* with Dj’s Freddie & Dj’s Mendez playing Latin grooves, classic 90’s, top 40, and house beats Suave

Zaphod's - THE STOGIES + GUESTS

The Sultans of Gin @ Fat Tuesdays

Three Second Rescue + Emmas Ringer and Matt Dorgan Project @ Live Lounge

Secret Chiefs 3, FAT32, *Major Entertainer* Mike H @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$15


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki - DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He’ll keep you guessing for more..

Mambo - with DJ Jim Reilly *a long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes*

Zaphod's - DOMINIQUE FRAISSARD + GUESTS

Extra Happy Ghost !!!, Silver Dapple, Roberta Bondar @ Raw Sugar Cafe - AA/8pm/$5

Duelling Piano's (Tyler Kealey and Dave Kalil) @ Fat Tuesdays

Driven + Goat @ Live Lounge ($10)

Sunday

Barrymore's - Every Sunday - Retro 80's no cover.

Mambo - Bombshell Sundays- & on the Rooftop with Dj Eric Latulippe & friends Playing the best funky, soulful house music the city has to offer, & enjoy specials on buckets of Coronitas all day long..

Zaphod's - Trailer Park Bingo & hot fudge sundays with dj the retardinator

Live Music @ Liquor Store Party Bar

Noel Johnson @ Pub 101 ($3)



-Join us daily for our 'Extreme Sushi Happy Hour' Mon-Fri 3-6pm / Sun-Tues 9pm-close / Wed-Sat 10pm-close. Enjoy double portions of our Sushi & Hot menu items for a reduced price.

-15$ for 3 course Bento Box and Sushi Combination Lunch Specials

Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… ‘Sui Generis’ with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...

Thursdays- Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music ‘Theme’

Fridays- ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60’s, to Disco Fever 70’s, Crazy 80’s, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more… ‘Classic’

Saturdays- ~DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He’ll keep you guessing for more..




-Join us daily for our 'Siesta Tapas happy Hour' Mon-Fri 3-6pm / Latenight Wed-Thurs 9pm-close / Fri-Sat 10pm-close Enjoy double portions of Tapas and Select Wine & Cocktails for a reduced price.

-Daily for lunch 1/2 price tapas all day until 4pm. ***Sunday & Monday 1/2 price tapas all day until close-10pm

Tuesdays- Mystics & Manicures *Come by for a manicure, be inspired by the tarot reading & stay for the ladies cocktail & tapas specials*

Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu* & on the Rooftop Dj Dusty *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes

Thursdays- Danza Latina *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa’s own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 5$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night & on the Rooftop ‘Fiesta’ with Dj Paulo Cardoso & weekly guests playing all styles of worldbeat music from Europe, Caribbean, and South America Fridays- Zona Viva *

Friday nights just got hotter. Come and show off your best Latin dance moves at Zona Viva , featuring lessons, dance floor, and Happy Hour specials* with Dj’s Freddie & Dj’s Mendez playing Latin grooves, classic 90’s, top 40, and house beats Suave

Saturdays- with DJ Jim Reilly *a long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes*

Bombshell Sundays- & on the Rooftop with Dj Eric Latulippe & friends Playing the best funky, soulful house music the city has to offer, & enjoy specials on buckets of Coronitas all day long..


Comedian Arthur Simeon aka The Bishop is THAT African Guy on Stage and off it. Arthur was born and raised in Kampala, Uganda and draws on most of his experiences to inspire his Stand-up material. Tall Dark and really really Wierd, Arthur Simeon takes you to the funny side of being an African in North America. Arthur Simeon is the consumate performer and has been seen on stages across Canada. Having moved to Canada as a teenager, Arthur Simeon fell in love with comedy and one day stepped up to the challenge at Amateur Night at Toronto's Yuk Yuks Comedy Club. He has since performed on many different stages including the annual Accent On Toronto series for CBC Radio, Mother's Day International Comedy Clash. In 2007, he became the youngest headliner of the All Black Comedy Show in Toronto and was also a finalist for the Cream Of Comedy competition that celebrates Toronto's young comedians. He is the host of the very successful Princes Of Comedy series. His young career continues to rise as he earns the respect of peers and the laughs from the audience.




Todd has appeared in clubs all over Canada and the US. Not only has Todd done the club circuit, but he has also performed at the Melbourne Comedy Festival in Melbourne, Australia, and both the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and the Edinburgh Free Festival. He has also performed for corporate and charity events for Bank of Montreal, Gleneagles Country Club, Bolton, the Ontario Breast Cancer Society, the Cystic Fibrosis Society and many others.



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Seven Days in Utopia - 2011-09-02
Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame - 2011-09-02
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star - 2011-09-09
Contagion - 2011-09-09
Warrior - 2011-09-09
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Shaolin - 2011-09-09
Tanner Hall - 2011-09-09
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