Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

SHOWCASE MONDAY: Caparosa + Sumersett + Mandee Woods + Chase Garrett at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Northlane, Like Moths To Flames, In Hearts Wake, Oceans Ate Alaska @ Ritual - AA/19+/6pm/$20


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce

Glow Tuesday's @ Barrymore's

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Zaphod's - Ottawa Street Lounge - 10pm - is an urban speakeasy cocktail-bar/craft-brew night featuring sounds of the underground. A sophisticated mix of electronic/ urban beats, global grooves, lounge music and maybe some psychedelia, perhaps reminiscent of a Chicago or London (UK) underground social club.

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Bar Rail - Sapporo - Wild Wings - Ring of Fire Roll

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge

Shred Kelly, Moonfruits @ Raw Sugar Cafe - AA/19+/8pm/$10


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR after the bands.

Full of Hell, Sombre, Stuck @ House of TARG - AA/9pm/$10/$13

Moonface, Isaac Vallentin @ Pressed - AA/19+/8pm/$12


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro

Timeshares, Prevenge, Dead Weights, Sailor Jupiter @ Black Squirrel Books (1073 Bank Street) - AA/7pm/$8

Irene's Pub - Lucky Ron and the Rhode Island Reds August 28 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm $10


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro- After the bands

Yamantaka // Sonic Titan, The Yips, The Night Watch at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:30 PM CAD12.00

Irene's Pub - The Maria Hawkins Band August 29 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm


Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - Super Soul Sundays - 9:00pm

At the age of 11, Jon started his comedy career as a traveling acrobatic clown, falling into trampoline springs to the delight of large groups of strangers. Experiencing the thrill of the stage at such a young age instilled a deep-seated need for attention that would prevent Jon from ever maturing into a stable, functioning member of society.

Filled with delusions of grandeur and armed with nothing but a microphone, Jon takes the stage and gives an uninhibited show, sharing thoughts, feelings and experiences that most would push deep into their subconscious. The result is hilarious.

Rarely taking things at face value, even the most ordinary of topics are spun into new directions that only his creatively warped mind could envision. Mike always keeps audiences on their toes by being about as predictable as a car thief whose options are running out. He is the comedic wheelman, taking audiences on a conceptual joyride fueled by an overactive imagination. Along the way, they find humor on every corner, and taboos thrown into a ditch like a drifter with no money for gas.

Mike Storck started his stand up comedy career in 1998, in his hometown of Baltimore, at an open mike with a broken microphone and a frayed notepad. His act developed at an incredible rate, and within the first few months he quickly started catching the eyes and ears of club owners and comics in the stand up circuit. Since then he has honed his skill for working with an audience and generating tons of fresh original A-list material.

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