Monday
Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 - $4.00
Zaphod's - SHE ROARS + THE AESTHETICS
National Arts Centre - Guided tours: 11 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. July 4 - August 26, 2011, 11:00 am Main Foyer
Tuesday
Zaphod's - DRY RIVER CARAVAN + THE TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD ORCHESTRA + ANDRE M. BLUTEAU
Mambo - Mystics & Manicures *Come by for a manicure, be inspired by the tarot reading & stay for the ladies cocktail & tapas specials*
National Arts Centre - Guided tours: 11 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. July 4 - August 26, 2011, 11:00 am Main Foyer
Wednesday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Steamwhistle competition
Absolute Comedy 8:30 $6.00
Kinki - Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… ‘Sui Generis’ with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...
Mambo - Mystic Garden *Experience our in-house Energy healer & our delectable Latin inspired Veggie & Vegan menu* & on the Rooftop Dj Dusty *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes
Zaphod's - breakdown wednesdayz with dj james
National Arts Centre - Guided tours: 11 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. July 4 - August 26, 2011, 11:00 am Main Foyer
Thursday
Barrymore's - Retro 90s n Top 40
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 8:30 $14.00
Absolute Comedy 8:30 $10.00
Kinki - Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music ‘Theme’
Mambo - Danza Latina *Dance along with us for our Free Cali Salsa lessons from 8-10pm w\ Salsa’s own Sabtain Khan* & enjoy 5$ Mojitos, Margaritas, & Sangrias all night & on the Rooftop ‘Fiesta’ with Dj Paulo Cardoso & weekly guests playing all styles of worldbeat music from Europe, Caribbean, and South America Fridays- Zona Viva *
Zaphod's - full flavour with djs matty & the retardinator
The Weather Station, Rolf Klausener @ Raw Sugar Cafe (692 Somerset St. W) - AA/9pm/$8
Guttermouth, The New Threat, Gusto Fiasco, Lost Youth @ Mavericks - 19+/8pm/$14
National Arts Centre - Guided tours: 11 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. July 4 - August 26, 2011, 11:00 am Main Foyer
Friday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9pm $20.00
Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $12.00
Kinki - ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60’s, to Disco Fever 70’s, Crazy 80’s, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more… ‘Classic’
Mambo - Come and show off your best Latin dance moves at Zona Viva , featuring lessons, dance floor, and Happy Hour specials* with Dj’s Freddie & Dj’s Mendez playing Latin grooves, classic 90’s, top 40, and house beats Suave
Zaphod's - ARMS OF THE GIRL + HEARTS & MINES + PARKS & REC
A Fond Farewell to ACRES and Paramedics @ Cafe Dekcuf - 19+/9pm/$8
National Arts Centre - Guided tours: 11 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. July 4 - August 26, 2011, 11:00 am Main Foyer
Saturday
Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 9pm $20.00
Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00
Kinki - DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He’ll keep you guessing for more..
Mambo - with DJ Jim Reilly *a long time Ottawa Dj Veteran, Jim merges all cultural borders by playing a great array of your Latin & English favourites, all night, a Saturday dedicated to your tunes*
Zaphod's - COLIN STETSON + EMILY WELLS
National Arts Centre - Guided tours: 11 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. July 4 - August 26, 2011, 11:00 am Main Foyer
Sunday
Barrymore's - Every Sunday - Retro 80's no cover.
Mambo - Bombshell Sundays- & on the Rooftop with Dj Eric Latulippe & friends Playing the best funky, soulful house music the city has to offer, & enjoy specials on buckets of Coronitas all day long..
Zaphod's - Trailer Park Bingo & hot fudge sundays with dj the retardinator
National Arts Centre - Guided tours: 11 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. July 4 - August 26, 2011, 11:00 am Main Foyer
-Join us daily for our 'Extreme Sushi Happy Hour' Mon-Fri 3-6pm / Sun-Tues 9pm-close / Wed-Sat 10pm-close. Enjoy double portions of our Sushi & Hot menu items for a reduced price.
-15$ for 3 course Bento Box and Sushi Combination Lunch Specials
Wednesdays- Mystic Garden *Featuring Mystic Readings along with our Special Veggie & Vegan menu*&… ‘Sui Generis’ with resident Djs Easton Ellis, Nick Bazso & Paulo Cardoso ...providing a one of a kind musical journey through the classically sensual and blunted sounds of Brazilian bossa nova, Jamaican dub reggae, vintage film soundtracks, old school hip hop, trip hop, Afro beat, Latin and psychedelic rock early in the night, leading into disco, french house, broken beats, mashups, IDM, modern day jazz, tripped out house and much more later in the night...
Thursdays- Diva Night *Enjoy & our Champagne~Sushi~Chocolate inspired ladies menu*&… ~Dj Balu on Deck playing his sexy funky girlie jazzy beats from slo mo disco to grown up house music ‘Theme’
Fridays- ~DJ Dusty on Deck *dance along to the best urban, dance, and retro tunes and enjoy our weekly themes. From Groovin 60’s, to Disco Fever 70’s, Crazy 80’s, Viva Vegas, Burlesque, and more… ‘Classic’
Saturdays- ~DJ Sean on Deck *your Saturday Night Fever favourite playing his eclectic but deep rooted alternative vibes ranging from rock and hip hop to country and dance. He’ll keep you guessing for more..
It wasn’t long before Thea Vidale’s self-confidence, sassiness and outrageousness thrust her into spotlight as one of America’s fastest rising comedians. Vidale is currently in the midst of her controversial national stand up tour appropriately titled "Thea Vidale, Down & Dirty," as well as preparing for a return engagement this August, at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland. In addition, she recently guest starred on the hit ABC sitcom "Ellen," in a hilarious episode entitled "Two Mammograms and a Wedding." Vidale is perhaps best remembered for her primetime ABC sitcom "Thea" for which she was nominated for a People’s Choice Award as Favorite Female In A New Series.
A few years later, after working many treacherous road gigs and college shows, Jamie was invited to audition for the prestigious Montreal Comedy Festival. The Just For Laugh's Festival as it's sometimes called is a unique chance to showcase in front of everyone in the industry all at once in the drooled, toiled and sought after "New Faces" category, where six minutes could change the direction of your career for better...or for worse. Jamie earned himself a spot in Montreal's Festival 2001.
At Montreal, interest in Jamie continued to grow. His appearance at the festival was a huge success, getting him a mention in the "Hollywood Reporter" and the "Variety" magazine the following week. Since Montreal, Jamie's career continued to soar. He has made appearances on "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn," NBC's "Late Friday," "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," Comedy Central's "Premium Blend" and is a proud "Star Search" loser. Jamie now resides in Rochester NY and can be heard mornings on “The Wease Show” Fox 95.1. He can also be seen recurring on Fox News Channel’s “Red Eye” and taped his first half hour special “Comedy Central Presents” that began airing in early 2009. Jamie has been called, "The best writer since Seinfeld" and "Adam Sandler without the guitar."
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Deciding a career in medicine was not for him Stewart started performing soon after completing his degree in microbiology at McGill University. Described as “biting yet not offensive…” as well as having “smart, hip material”, Stewart turns today’s cautious attitude towards religion and race into clever, hard-hitting comedy. All this while still tackling the far more serious issues of marriage, children, mothers and aging with the same irreverent zeal. Opening
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