Monday


Absolute Comedy - Open Mic Mondays 8:30 $4.00

SHOWCASE MONDAY: Soulblind + Dirty Jeans + Lips + Reno McCarthy at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 8:00 PM Free Admission

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Margaritas - Mad Poutine - Hosomaki Rolls Tuna/Avocado

Lieutenants Pump - Mondays at 6:30p.m and 9p.m - We got the questions you’ve got the answers! Questions cover everything from science to pop culture to history to general weirdness and much more.

Heart Attack Kids and more @ Raw Sugar Cafe - AA/19+/8pm/$7

The Atomic Bitchwax, Against the Grain, Blackbread @ House of TARG - 19+/8pm/$8/$10

Tuesday


Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $6.00

Yuk Yuks - 8:30pm $4.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Bar Rail - Fiesta Tacos - Hosomaki chicken/lettuce

Glow Tuesday's @ Barrymore's

Irene's Pub - Tuesday Trivia Nights - 7:00pm


Wednesday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - Local Talent Night - 8:30pm $6.00

Absolute Comedy - Pro-Am Night 8:30 $7.00

Zaphod's - Ottawa Street Lounge - 10pm - is an urban speakeasy cocktail-bar/craft-brew night featuring sounds of the underground. A sophisticated mix of electronic/ urban beats, global grooves, lounge music and maybe some psychedelia, perhaps reminiscent of a Chicago or London (UK) underground social club.

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Bar Rail - Sapporo - Wild Wings - Ring of Fire Roll

WE <3 TO HUMP @ Mercury Lounge

Aggression, Signs of Chaos, Ex-Vedate @ House of TARG - 19+/8pm/$10/$15

Irene's Pub - Lynn Miles - August 19 @ 9:30 pm - 11:55 pm $20


Thursday


Yuk Yuk's on Elgin - 8:30 $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:30 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Blanche de Chambly - Mojitos - Mix Veggie tempura - Hosomaki Roll Pulled beef/scallion

Irene's Pub - Irene’s All Star Blues Thursdays with Guest Host 30 @ 9:00 pm - 11:55 pm

Zaphod's - Throwback Thursdays! All of your favourite jams from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, along with $3.75 Jagerbombs, $4.50 pints of PBR after the bands.


Friday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:00pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy 8:00 & 10:30 $15.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Perth Draft - Kinki Martini - Guacamole & Chips - Hosomaki Shrimp/Mango

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro

Irene's Pub - The Ramblin’ Valley Band with Honey and Rust 9:30pm - free

National Arts Centre - CGOGMC Presents: A Gay Ol’Time 2015 August 21 - 22, 2015


Saturday

Yuk Yuk's on Elgin 9:30pm $20.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 & 10:30 $17.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Steam Whistle - Sangria - Bites me Quesedillas - Hosomaki Salmon/Cucumber

Lucky Ron @ The Lafayette

Zaphod's - The Electric Ballroom - Alternative, Brit-Pop, Big Beat, Rock, Soul, Punk, Indie, 80s and Electro- After the bands

Kate Voegele, Tyler Hilton @ Ritual - AA/19+/7pm/$20

Agathocles, Fatal Flaw, Bloodnail, Rough House @ House of TARG - 19+/9pm/$10/$13

Irene's Pub - The Bristol Hum with Towers @ 9:30 pm - 11:30 pm $10

National Arts Centre - CGOGMC Presents: A Gay Ol’Time 2015 August 21 - 22, 2015


Sunday

Yuk Yuks - 8:00pm $14.00

Absolute Comedy - 8:00 $10.00

Kinki Lounge Kitchen - Hi $5 Daily Specials - Saporro - Caesar & Mimosas - Gringo Nachos

TRAILER PARK BINGO at Zaphod Beeblebrox Ottawa , ON 9:00 PM FREE

Irene's Pub - Super Soul Sundays - 9:00pm

Motley Crue, Alice Cooper @ Canadian Tire Centre - AA/7PM


Bryan is one of the hottest comics in Canada and a 13 year veteran of stand up comedy! Bryan effortlessly blends polished jokes with spontaneous riffing. Not only has he headlined virtually every major city in the country Bryan has an impressive list of credits.

Bryan has filmed his own Comedy Now for CTV, performed on CBC's Halifax Comedy Fest, performed at Massey Hall with Harland Williams, opened up for Gilbert Gottfried, Big Jay Oakerson, and has even done festivals like JFL42 & NXNE! Go see him. You'll be glad you did!


Ron Vaudry, was born 1956, looked around and said, “You can’t be serious!” Never the class clown, but rather making fun of the class clown, Ron found his niche. Finding the opportunity to perform on stage for the first time in 1979 on labour day weekend in a small club in Montreal for the Jerry Lewis Joke-a-thon.Twelve noon to twelve midnight, all proceeds going to Muscular Dystrophy. “Good deposit in the karma bank!”, he thought.

Performing twelve sets that day, the hook was set and he never looked back. Quickly becoming a forerunner on the Canadian comedy scene. Ron has appeared on numerous television shows in Canada, The United States, and the UK, as well as many of the top Comedy Festivals around the world. An uncompromising master in his field of hard hitting social and political satire, Ron’s reputation as a comic’s comic has not detered audiences from enjoying his unique comedic perspective around the world, “As hard-boiled and urban as any native New Yorker.” – – The Scotsman

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